FabSwingers.com forum: Brainteaser challenge

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Type one phrase that can be used...

A/ during sex

*AND*

B/ at the dinner table.

If it ain't funny don't post it!

(Top 3 Original answers get a FREE 45min Professional PT / Massage)

Ready, Steady, GO!

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By *ackieSteveCouple
over a year ago

Newbridge

Mum, can you tell dad to stop dribbling

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By *oobyliciousnessWoman
over a year ago

outside Llanelli.

Please Sir can I have some more ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a bit of fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop playing with it and put it in your mouth or its going to go everywhere

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By *oobyliciousnessWoman
over a year ago

outside Llanelli.

I’m so happy you came.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont talk with your mouth full

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By *ercman50Man
over a year ago

blackwood

It’s lovely and moist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m so happy you came.

Sorry, I thought you'd finished already!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mum, can you tell dad to stop dribbling"

PMSL

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By *mamonkeeCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend

Can I have a bit of sausage please?

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By *ummer breeze300Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Sit and eat

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By *icki555Man
over a year ago

Newbridge

‘Next time we’ll have to invite your sister, I’m sure she would have loved to try some’

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By *ttoWoman
over a year ago

llanelli

In response to the often asked question about why vegans want to eat things that look like meat…

‘Same reason as people use dildos; looks the same, feels the same, it fills a hole and no hearts broken in the process’

My dinner table isn’t very refined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yuk tastes like shit

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By *ntamedStallionMan
over a year ago

swansea

I think I can fit a bit more in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some great answers so far fabbers! Keep them coming!

Top 3 so far** JackieSteve, Ricki555 & Simonlew

Think you can do better?

Original, witty, and plausible... Nothing hateful please but dark / twisted humour is welcome!

Who can knock them off the top spots?

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By *ackieSteveCouple
over a year ago

Newbridge

Granny, I know you're trying, but with or without your teeth in, you'll never manage all that meat, here let me moisten it up for you with my gravy.

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4

Open wide…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smells like fish tastes like chicken nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'mon swallow it all, there's a good girl...

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By *irtyDianaHWWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

Sorry, I squirted all over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone up for seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i`ve tasted your grandmothers and mothers and also your sisters ,i must admit they all taste different to yours

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By *rTongueMan
over a year ago

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I think gran is choking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i`ve tasted your grandmothers and mothers and also your sisters ,i must admit they all taste different to yours

**You made the current Top3!!**

And kicked out Ricki555

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Granny, I know you're trying, but with or without your teeth in, you'll never manage all that meat, here let me moisten it up for you with my gravy."

***You made the current top 3 (again!)***

And kicked out Simonlew

Well done!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry, I squirted all over you

Y++ou made the current top 3!!**

And kicked out Jackiesteve (part 1)

Well done!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only 1 day left to get your comment into the top3 fabbers...

See initial post for rules and prizes.

Get involved!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it would be so much more enjoyable if you would put your phone down.

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By *ackieSteveCouple
over a year ago

Newbridge

Mum, why is dad's gravy so lumpy?

Dark enough for you?

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I hope youre not going to put all of that in your mouth at once granny.. you gagged on it last time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say woha!

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By *ust Us TogetherCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Is that leftovers???

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By *ust Us TogetherCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Leftovers always taste better the next day...

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

[Removed by poster at 21/01/22 15:23:35]

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

If only your Grandfather was still alive, he'd have loved this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants my cream pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, that's salty!

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By *ittleLillyTV/TS
over a year ago

Pontypool

I thought you said it was a footlong.

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By *up3r99Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

finger licking good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You said Id be satisfied

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By *aveisitorMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Mmmmmmm, lovely burger mum x

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By *aveisitorMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Great spit roast dad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Brilliant!!!!

Epic responses everyone... Some great last minute entries which will make choosing the winners quite challenging.

Because of this **WE'RE EXTENDING ENTRY DEADLINE UNTIL MIDNIGHT TONIGHT

Sat 22nd Jan 2022**.

I'll give an update with current top 5 contenders by 7pm tonight, then there are 5hrs left to try and topple them.

**challenge WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON SUNDAY, along with NEXT WEEK'S BRAINTEASER CHALLENGE**

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it would be so much more enjoyable if you would put your phone down. "

**NEW TOP 5 ENTRY**

Well Done... EPIC! gonna be hard to beat this one... I think some wee came out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mum, why is dad's gravy so lumpy?

Dark enough for you?"

Haha... Erm I'm not sure if the last question was aimed at me or your mum!!!!

Keep an coming you two x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/01/22 17:57:02]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If only your Grandfather was still alive, he'd have loved this."

**NEW TOP 5 ENTRY!**

(I reluctantly have to put this one up there as It poses so many more questions than it answers and am abundantly aware of the potential rabbit hole of could lead this thread down)...

HOWEVER..

For the same reason, it HAS to be up there

Well done

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By *lipperywhenwet07Couple
over a year ago

llanelli

If it tastes like chicken keep on lickin

If it tastes like trout get right out

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By *onguetastic0669Man
over a year ago

np11

Can you pass me the salt shaker

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By *iltomMan
over a year ago

swansea

And it is so delightfully moist and tender.

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