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What is the best first line you have had on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Must be so many funny ones amonst the hi or fancy a fuck. Lets share them

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By *ussy_whisperer2020Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

You might just be nature’s greatest creation. Why the fuck hasn’t Attenborough done a documentary about you yet? ????

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By *un Time FreddieMan
over a year ago

Neath

Q, Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs?

A. No

Neither do I but it breaks the ice…!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exact quote … “ hello , loving the bum hole action “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You might just be nature’s greatest creation. Why the fuck hasn’t Attenborough done a documentary about you yet? ????

"

I’m stealing this

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By *arcyDMan
over a year ago

Newport

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to shit on my chest while my mate wanks over me. Probably the worst one I have had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put you in the mating press and fuck you into submission.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want to shit on my chest while my mate wanks over me. Probably the worst one I have had."

Saaaaake. Are they still on fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want to shit on my chest while my mate wanks over me. Probably the worst one I have had.

Saaaaake. Are they still on fab? "

Interested are you??? Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want to shit on my chest while my mate wanks over me. Probably the worst one I have had.

Saaaaake. Are they still on fab?

Interested are you??? Hahahaha"

Just asking for a friend is all

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By *ampy and zxrCouple
over a year ago

caerphilly

dunno it would be about 16 yrs ago lol

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Wanna meet me and some mates when we're out of prison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanna meet me and some mates when we're out of prison

"

Pwhahaha fucking hell lol. He sounds great

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Wanna meet me and some mates when we're out of prison

"

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Can I be your agent? Then you will never need to handle yourself ever again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was “Are you a bank loan because I’m interested in you” I thought it was a bit cheesy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was “Are you a bank loan because I’m interested in you” I thought it was a bit cheesy "

That's abit cringe lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was “Are you a bank loan because I’m interested in you” I thought it was a bit cheesy

That's abit cringe lol."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was “Are you a bank loan because I’m interested in you” I thought it was a bit cheesy

That's abit cringe lol. "

Is that a ladder in your tights or in a stairway to heaven? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was “Are you a bank loan because I’m interested in you” I thought it was a bit cheesy

That's abit cringe lol.

Is that a ladder in your tights or in a stairway to heaven? X"
heaven I’m told this one did make me laugh tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was “Are you a bank loan because I’m interested in you” I thought it was a bit cheesy

That's abit cringe lol.

Is that a ladder in your tights or in a stairway to heaven? X heaven I’m told this one did make me laugh tho "

Are you tired? Because you have been running round my mind all day. Pwhahaha

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By *nique_GymMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Me to lady: ‘excuse me, may I enquire…. ‘Is that a mirror in your knickers’

Woman laughing hysterically at my charming and witty enquiry…. ‘No, why’?

Me: ‘oh only I can see myself in them later’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was “Are you a bank loan because I’m interested in you” I thought it was a bit cheesy

That's abit cringe lol.

Is that a ladder in your tights or in a stairway to heaven? X heaven I’m told this one did make me laugh tho

Are you tired? Because you have been running round my mind all day. Pwhahaha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy last week was thristy and wanted me to sit on his face and empty my bladder...........blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One guy last week was thristy and wanted me to sit on his face and empty my bladder...........blocked "
oh gawd grief I would of to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

these line are brilliant fab is so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was named after an indian god. What god?Fuckda goodnproper.

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By *leasedontbeshyCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

We once received a missive from a charming young lady, who without preamble or indeed introduction invited us to “come and smash my pasty in”.

Now perhaps we judge too harshly. Perhaps rather than the crude euphemism we took it for it was a genuine cry for help. Perhaps said damsel had sat herself down in front of a delicious and nutritious Cornish snack only to be thwarted by a particularly thick crust. Alas as we didn’t respond, we shall never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had some beauties over the years but these two have unfortunately been committed to memory.

“ I’d drag my arse over broken glass just stiff a fart from your arse”

And

“ your saggy cow udder tits are amazing “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We once received a missive from a charming young lady, who without preamble or indeed introduction invited us to “come and smash my pasty in”.

Now perhaps we judge too harshly. Perhaps rather than the crude euphemism we took it for it was a genuine cry for help. Perhaps said damsel had sat herself down in front of a delicious and nutritious Cornish snack only to be thwarted by a particularly thick crust. Alas as we didn’t respond, we shall never know."

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By *hilcccMan
over a year ago

West Lancashire


"You might just be nature’s greatest creation. Why the fuck hasn’t Attenborough done a documentary about you yet? ????

"

I might pinch this and try it!! I’ll let you know if it works haha

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By *otSupermanMan
over a year ago

risca

Fancy a shag lol

It worked

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Fancy a shag lol

It worked "

Knowing my luck if someone said that to me on here they'd be selling a bloody carpet

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