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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream " I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!! Sorry rant over 
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow? | |||
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!! Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow? "Anyone who cuts holes in my pillows is never coming to a sleepover again  | |||
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!! Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow?
Anyone who cuts holes in my pillows is never coming to a sleepover again "What if they bring WAP cream? | |||
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!! Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow?
Anyone who cuts holes in my pillows is never coming to a sleepover again
What if they bring WAP cream?"Wap cream is acceptable currency | |||
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!! Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow?
Anyone who cuts holes in my pillows is never coming to a sleepover again
What if they bring WAP cream?
Wap cream is acceptable currency
"Ok I'm making notes for future reference. 1.bring wap cream 2.dont cut holes in pillows 3.google WAP cream. | |||
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!! Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow?
Anyone who cuts holes in my pillows is never coming to a sleepover again
What if they bring WAP cream?
Wap cream is acceptable currency
Ok I'm making notes for future reference.
1.bring wap cream
2.dont cut holes in pillows
3.google WAP cream. "1st rtule of WAP cream...we don't Google WAP cream | |||
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!! Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow?
Anyone who cuts holes in my pillows is never coming to a sleepover again
What if they bring WAP cream?
Wap cream is acceptable currency
Ok I'm making notes for future reference.
1.bring wap cream
2.dont cut holes in pillows
3.google WAP cream.
1st rtule of WAP cream...we don't Google WAP cream"10/10 response gave us a chuckle  | |||
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!! Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow?
Anyone who cuts holes in my pillows is never coming to a sleepover again
What if they bring WAP cream?
Wap cream is acceptable currency
Ok I'm making notes for future reference.
1.bring wap cream
2.dont cut holes in pillows
3.google WAP cream.
1st rtule of WAP cream...we don't Google WAP cream
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!! Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow?
Anyone who cuts holes in my pillows is never coming to a sleepover again
What if they bring WAP cream?
Wap cream is acceptable currency
Ok I'm making notes for future reference.
1.bring wap cream
2.dont cut holes in pillows
3.google WAP cream.
1st rtule of WAP cream...we don't Google WAP cream
10/10 response gave us a chuckle
Did you know 11/10 people can't do fractions? "You're in the top 10 percentile of people who've told me that! | |||
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!! Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow?
Anyone who cuts holes in my pillows is never coming to a sleepover again
What if they bring WAP cream?
Wap cream is acceptable currency
Ok I'm making notes for future reference.
1.bring wap cream
2.dont cut holes in pillows
3.google WAP cream.
1st rtule of WAP cream...we don't Google WAP cream
10/10 response gave us a chuckle
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"I'm having a full blown nerdgasm here girls!! " You can get a cream for that. Not WAP cream...that won't help... (Again...I repeat...do not Google WAP cream) | |||
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"I've got a few boxes girls.. I'll bring to the next event "Ohhh sexymamma you goddess, I bow before your box. | |||
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"I remember using Wap on my Nokia 3310 back in the early 2000s. Is this the same thing? I loved Wapping off on my 3310." Hahaha Wireless Application Protocol, that's what I thought it stood for too. | |||
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"I remember using Wap on my Nokia 3310 back in the early 2000s. Is this the same thing? I loved Wapping off on my 3310. Hahaha Wireless Application Protocol, that's what I thought it stood for too. " I think you can apply wap cream wirelessly ...I'm not sure. | |||
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"I remember using Wap on my Nokia 3310 back in the early 2000s. Is this the same thing? I loved Wapping off on my 3310. Hahaha Wireless Application Protocol, that's what I thought it stood for too. I think you can apply wap cream wirelessly ...I'm not sure. " Would it not affect the warranty though? I mean it'll get into the buttons and cracks. That's the beauty of modern smart phones, easy wipe  | |||
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"I remember using Wap on my Nokia 3310 back in the early 2000s. Is this the same thing? I loved Wapping off on my 3310. Hahaha Wireless Application Protocol, that's what I thought it stood for too. I think you can apply wap cream wirelessly ...I'm not sure. Would it not affect the warranty though? I mean it'll get into the buttons and cracks. That's the beauty of modern smart phones, easy wipe "Wireless and hands free wwap cream application to stop wap cream in the wrong nooks and crannies | |||
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks. " My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks. My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him "2nd rule of WAP cream...we don't recommend WAP cream | |||
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks. My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
2nd rule of WAP cream...we don't recommend WAP cream"God damn it, this is getting more difficult by the minute. How many of these bloody rules are there? | |||
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks. My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him "If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream | |||
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks. My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream "You're very right mamma, do you have nice pillows by any chance? | |||
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks. My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream
You're very right mamma, do you have nice pillows by any chance? "Rule number 3...don't cut holes in people's pillows!!! | |||
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks. My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream
You're very right mamma, do you have nice pillows by any chance?
Rule number 3...don't cut holes in people's pillows!!!"But it's more cushion for the pushin | |||
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks. My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream
You're very right mamma, do you have nice pillows by any chance?
Rule number 3...don't cut holes in people's pillows!!!
But it's more cushion for the pushin "*Points to the exit* | |||
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks. My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream
You're very right mamma, do you have nice pillows by any chance?
Rule number 3...don't cut holes in people's pillows!!!
But it's more cushion for the pushin
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks. My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream
You're very right mamma, do you have nice pillows by any chance? "Been told my pillows are really comfortable actually | |||
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You're more of a pillow queen than a pillow princess I think | |||
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You're more of a pillow queen than a pillow princess I think "Hahaha you would have to ask some friends about that... I don't think I'm a pillow princess | |||
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"I actually just had to google WAP" Wireless application protocol. Could have told you that, clear as mud | |||
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks. My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream
You're very right mamma, do you have nice pillows by any chance?
Rule number 3...don't cut holes in people's pillows!!!
But it's more cushion for the pushin
*Points to the exit*
Thought you'd be pointing to your room "Not a chance I like my pillows! | |||
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"I actually just had to google WAP" See above for first rule of WAP cream...you don't google WAP cream!!! | |||
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks. My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream
You're very right mamma, do you have nice pillows by any chance?
Rule number 3...don't cut holes in people's pillows!!!
But it's more cushion for the pushin
*Points to the exit*
Thought you'd be pointing to your room
Not a chance I like my pillows!"I like your pillows to, but I couldn't eat a whole one. Stick a bit of ketchup on it I suppose. Stick some cream on them maybe. | |||
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks. My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream
You're very right mamma, do you have nice pillows by any chance?
Rule number 3...don't cut holes in people's pillows!!!
But it's more cushion for the pushin
*Points to the exit*
Thought you'd be pointing to your room
Not a chance I like my pillows!
I like your pillows to, but I couldn't eat a whole one. Stick a bit of ketchup on it I suppose. Stick some cream on them maybe."A cloud fucker drizzled biscoff sauce all over my personal pillows on Sunday and licked it off ...does that sound similar??? | |||
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" A cloud fucker drizzled biscoff sauce all over my personal pillows on Sunday and licked it off ...does that sound similar???" Sounds like a lovely desert to follow the Sunday roast | |||
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" A cloud fucker drizzled biscoff sauce all over my personal pillows on Sunday and licked it off ...does that sound similar??? Sounds like a lovely desert to follow the Sunday roast " he has internal spies on my Sunday... | |||
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" A cloud fucker drizzled biscoff sauce all over my personal pillows on Sunday and licked it off ...does that sound similar??? Sounds like a lovely desert to follow the Sunday roast
he has internal spies on my Sunday..."Ooh la la. Was somebody a bad girl on Sunday | |||
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" A cloud fucker drizzled biscoff sauce all over my personal pillows on Sunday and licked it off ...does that sound similar??? Sounds like a lovely desert to follow the Sunday roast
he has internal spies on my Sunday...
Ooh la la. Was somebody a bad girl on Sunday "Actually no | |||
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" A cloud fucker drizzled biscoff sauce all over my personal pillows on Sunday and licked it off ...does that sound similar??? Sounds like a lovely desert to follow the Sunday roast
he has internal spies on my Sunday...
Ooh la la. Was somebody a bad girl on Sunday
Actually no "God damn it, was hoping for a full Confession then
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" A cloud fucker drizzled biscoff sauce all over my personal pillows on Sunday and licked it off ...does that sound similar??? Sounds like a lovely desert to follow the Sunday roast
he has internal spies on my Sunday...
Ooh la la. Was somebody a bad girl on Sunday
Actually no
God damn it, was hoping for a full Confession then
Just what I need when stuck in work "Another rule: NEVER confess to anything | |||
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" A cloud fucker drizzled biscoff sauce all over my personal pillows on Sunday and licked it off ...does that sound similar??? Sounds like a lovely desert to follow the Sunday roast
he has internal spies on my Sunday...
Ooh la la. Was somebody a bad girl on Sunday
Actually no
God damn it, was hoping for a full Confession then
Just what I need when stuck in work
Another rule: NEVER confess to anything "Ah then you're missing out on the fun of getting her to confess her sins. | |||
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"Has anyone ever fucked cloud... please discuss "No idea what that means | |||
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"Them pillows are mighty fine mama xx" Sponsored by dreams beds | |||
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"Them pillows are mighty fine mama xx Sponsored by dreams beds "*other bed specialists are available | |||
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"All wrong in this instance...no damage to any cushions. Also...I'm angelic...I have no sins to confess... "But what us gentlemen what to know is, how do you apply your wap cream | |||
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"All wrong in this instance...no damage to any cushions. Also...I'm angelic...I have no sins to confess...
But what us gentlemen what to know is, how do you apply your wap cream "I get lowly peasant boys to do it for me | |||
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"All wrong in this instance...no damage to any cushions. Also...I'm angelic...I have no sins to confess...
But what us gentlemen what to know is, how do you apply your wap cream
I get lowly peasant boys to do it for me"They feed you grapes and olives as they lather you up? | |||
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"All wrong in this instance...no damage to any cushions. Also...I'm angelic...I have no sins to confess... "Pahahaha i beg to differ | |||
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"All wrong in this instance...no damage to any cushions. Also...I'm angelic...I have no sins to confess...
Pahahaha i beg to differ "Shush you! | |||
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!! Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow? "Are you my neighbour? Only it’s my cock. We rehomed the two naughty cocks but still. 4:30am wake up call isn’t fun. | |||
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!! Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow?
Are you my neighbour? Only it’s my cock. We rehomed the two naughty cocks but still. 4:30am wake up call isn’t fun. "He's a fucking nuisance. It's a half mile up the road and I can still hear the little sod. This is why I need good pillows. | |||
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