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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone got any fab translations?

Things like:

Mrs at work, anyone want to chat? = Even if my wife knows about this, i still want to fuck behind her back.

Supporter runs out today, might leave...= Buy me a new pass in the slim hope of getting my attention.

I'm so skint/ Know of any jobs? = I will fuck for 20 quid. The sti's are free.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fab if you like red knickers etc = I am craving attention and compliments from total strangers who would compliment a dead turtle if they thought it might have sex with them

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

“Professional” - has a job, honest. Not an actual profession though.

“Genuine” - fuck knows what this really means, it’s a word that has lost all meaning thanks to Fab. Maybe it just means “I’m not three raccoons in a trench coat”?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"“Professional” - has a job, honest. Not an actual profession though.

“Genuine” - fuck knows what this really means, it’s a word that has lost all meaning thanks to Fab. Maybe it just means “I’m not three raccoons in a trench coat”?

"

If someone claimed to be three raccoons in a trenchcoat i'd have to meet them in case it was true.

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"“Professional” - has a job, honest. Not an actual profession though.

“Genuine” - fuck knows what this really means, it’s a word that has lost all meaning thanks to Fab. Maybe it just means “I’m not three raccoons in a trench coat”?

If someone claimed to be three raccoons in a trenchcoat i'd have to meet them in case it was true."

It’d be more interesting than the usual openers.

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By *ackieSteveCouple
over a year ago

Newbridge

6ft = 5ft 10

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By *uddsWoman
over a year ago

st athans


"Fab if you like red knickers etc = I am craving attention and compliments from total strangers who would compliment a dead turtle if they thought it might have sex with them "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6ft = 5ft 10"

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By * and CCouple
over a year ago

near Cardiff

Fab "Hi both". Meaning = "Hi to the female in the couple, please have sex with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the cheaters have different slang.

It sucks because the ladies on here seem to lap it up. Genuine people get passed by every time.

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"All the cheaters have different slang.

It sucks because the ladies on here seem to lap it up. Genuine people get passed by every time. "

Meh. Define genuine.

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By *attoodchapMan
over a year ago

Swansea

10 inches = 7 inches with 2 inches of the ruler pushed halfway into the ball sack!

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By *ite -meWoman
over a year ago

my house


"All the cheaters have different slang.

It sucks because the ladies on here seem to lap it up. Genuine people get passed by every time. "
Cheaters boil my piss

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Spiritual is the one that I tend query. Does that mean that they like to combine swinging with a seance, and connect with the other side in case any dead voyeurs happen to be watching, or does spirtual mean that whisky, gin, vodka and rum come high their agenda.

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By *imandHer9396Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend


"10 inches = 7 inches with 2 inches of the ruler pushed halfway into the ball sack!"

My maths works that out to be 9 inches, where's the missing inch? The arsehole?

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

.


"Fab if you like red knickers etc = I am craving attention and compliments from total strangers who would compliment a dead turtle if they thought it might have sex with them "

Ffs you are as cynical as I am

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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"All the cheaters have different slang.

It sucks because the ladies on here seem to lap it up. Genuine people get passed by every time.

Meh. Define genuine."

Everyone on here is some kind of genuine lol

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"All the cheaters have different slang.

It sucks because the ladies on here seem to lap it up. Genuine people get passed by every time.

Meh. Define genuine.

Everyone on here is some kind of genuine lol

"

Unless they’re three raccoons in a trench coat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6ft = 5ft 10"

Definitely this! I’m considering investing in a tape measure for future meets

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"6ft = 5ft 10

Definitely this! I’m considering investing in a tape measure for future meets "

Well I'm 6'2" a little taller depending on my shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i`m 5 foot 5 so take the exaggeration away that makes me a dwarf

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By *ardiffCoupleNJCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd/Rhyfelin


"6ft = 5ft 10

Definitely this! I’m considering investing in a tape measure for future meets "

A tape measure to measure height. More enlightened than most!

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By *attoodchapMan
over a year ago

Swansea


"10 inches = 7 inches with 2 inches of the ruler pushed halfway into the ball sack!

My maths works that out to be 9 inches, where's the missing inch? The arsehole?"

Well that inch is obviously rounded up!

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By *unlove1234Man
over a year ago

Brynmawr

Oh shit these no so hidden meanings now mean I have fuck all to write about lol

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By *rolicerMan
over a year ago

Abergele

No pictures on their profile, but demand face pics with message = local gossip man.

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By *rolicerMan
over a year ago

Abergele

Hi, how are you, doesn't cut it for them = write me some stuff i can use myself.

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By *lease300Woman
over a year ago

merthyr

‘You are the most fantastic person on here’= I’ve tried everyone this line has to work on someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"10 inches = 7 inches with 2 inches of the ruler pushed halfway into the ball sack!

My maths works that out to be 9 inches, where's the missing inch? The arsehole?"

hahahaha!

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

"looking for like minded people" = I don't know what to write here so tell me what you're looking for and I'll say the same.

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