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By *JJJJx OP   Man
over a year ago

RCT

So here’s how it goes: any woman who posts, within seconds a guy will then post “Fuck”. This will be followed by a string of guys who type the word “Avoid” because they haven’t the patience to wait for another woman to post. Eventually the whole process repeats, for weeks and months and years...

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By *ymguy1966Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Lol, does seem to be the way it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i never see one of those posts again it will be too soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn. Was looking forward to having a nosy through a profile to decide what I wanted to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So here’s how it goes: any woman who posts, within seconds a guy will then post “Fuck”. This will be followed by a string of guys who type the word “Avoid” because they haven’t the patience to wait for another woman to post. Eventually the whole process repeats, for weeks and months and years..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well said op

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Damn. Was looking forward to having a nosy through a profile to decide what I wanted to say "

Fuck! Wait, I've done this wrong haven't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So here’s how it goes: any woman who posts, within seconds a guy will then post “Fuck”. This will be followed by a string of guys who type the word “Avoid” because they haven’t the patience to wait for another woman to post. Eventually the whole process repeats, for weeks and months and years..."

I agree! There should just be a forum for “avoid”

All the guys can type “avoid” then fuck off

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

Predictable

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Predictable "

Fuck

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

Pint

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Pint "

Yes thats what I meant!

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

Predictable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slap with a fish

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

What type?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The herring I just used to cut down the tallest tree in the forest.

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"The herring I just used to cut down the tallest tree in the forest. "

How on earth did you manage to cut down a tree with a herring? What is this sorcery?

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By *S2LOOKCouple
over a year ago

Near Cardiff

We've seen these posts and thought the exact same thing OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The herring I just used to cut down the tallest tree in the forest.

How on earth did you manage to cut down a tree with a herring? What is this sorcery? "

Atlantic or Pacific Herring?

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Lmao that's it exactly. I don't do it any more for the reason

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By *konCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

I don’t give a fuck if that counts ?

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"The herring I just used to cut down the tallest tree in the forest.

How on earth did you manage to cut down a tree with a herring? What is this sorcery?

Atlantic or Pacific Herring?"

Ahh now we’re getting down to the nitty gritty here because:

Their size varies between subspecies: the Baltic herring (Clupea harengus membras) is small, 14 to 18 cm; the proper Atlantic herring (C. h. harengus) can grow to about 46 cm (18 in) and weigh up 700 g (1.5 lb); and Pacific herring grow to about 38 cm (15 in).

Now, I wouldn’t suggest attempting it with a Baltic herring, couldn’t do much with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The herring I just used to cut down the tallest tree in the forest.

How on earth did you manage to cut down a tree with a herring? What is this sorcery?

Atlantic or Pacific Herring?

Ahh now we’re getting down to the nitty gritty here because:

Their size varies between subspecies: the Baltic herring (Clupea harengus membras) is small, 14 to 18 cm; the proper Atlantic herring (C. h. harengus) can grow to about 46 cm (18 in) and weigh up 700 g (1.5 lb); and Pacific herring grow to about 38 cm (15 in).

Now, I wouldn’t suggest attempting it with a Baltic herring, couldn’t do much with that. "

You could do the "Double Baltic" method, one in each hand.

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"The herring I just used to cut down the tallest tree in the forest.

How on earth did you manage to cut down a tree with a herring? What is this sorcery?

Atlantic or Pacific Herring?

Ahh now we’re getting down to the nitty gritty here because:

Their size varies between subspecies: the Baltic herring (Clupea harengus membras) is small, 14 to 18 cm; the proper Atlantic herring (C. h. harengus) can grow to about 46 cm (18 in) and weigh up 700 g (1.5 lb); and Pacific herring grow to about 38 cm (15 in).

Now, I wouldn’t suggest attempting it with a Baltic herring, couldn’t do much with that.

You could do the "Double Baltic" method, one in each hand."

Filth!

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By *JJJJx OP   Man
over a year ago

RCT

Have you honestly got nothing better to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you honestly got nothing better to do?"

This question on the appropriate herring to use whilst tree felling, is akin to the eons old debate on the maximum air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow.

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Have you honestly got nothing better to do?

This question on the appropriate herring to use whilst tree felling, is akin to the eons old debate on the maximum air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow."

An African sparrow or a European sparrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you honestly got nothing better to do?

This question on the appropriate herring to use whilst tree felling, is akin to the eons old debate on the maximum air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow.

An African sparrow or a European sparrow? "

Which one turns you into a newt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you honestly got nothing better to do?

This question on the appropriate herring to use whilst tree felling, is akin to the eons old debate on the maximum air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow.

An African sparrow or a European sparrow? "

Of course the European sparrow is the fastest at 24 mph, the question we should be asking which is the fastest whilst carrying its maximum capacity of herring, and subsequently which has the highest capacity for herring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you honestly got nothing better to do?

This question on the appropriate herring to use whilst tree felling, is akin to the eons old debate on the maximum air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow.

An African sparrow or a European sparrow?

Of course the European sparrow is the fastest at 24 mph, the question we should be asking which is the fastest whilst carrying its maximum capacity of herring, and subsequently which has the highest capacity for herring?"

Wow, you guys are really running with this

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Have you honestly got nothing better to do?

This question on the appropriate herring to use whilst tree felling, is akin to the eons old debate on the maximum air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow.

An African sparrow or a European sparrow?

Of course the European sparrow is the fastest at 24 mph, the question we should be asking which is the fastest whilst carrying its maximum capacity of herring, and subsequently which has the highest capacity for herring?"

Well the African sparrow is of course non migratory so it couldn’t bring a herring over anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you honestly got nothing better to do?

This question on the appropriate herring to use whilst tree felling, is akin to the eons old debate on the maximum air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow.

An African sparrow or a European sparrow?

Of course the European sparrow is the fastest at 24 mph, the question we should be asking which is the fastest whilst carrying its maximum capacity of herring, and subsequently which has the highest capacity for herring?

Well the African sparrow is of course non migratory so it couldn’t bring a herring over anyway. "

That has surely been the cause of the significant increase of African swallow smuggling operations across the Mediterranean, mainly for one of two reasons A. The Abundance of herrings in Europe, and B. The cats are smaller.

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Have you honestly got nothing better to do?

This question on the appropriate herring to use whilst tree felling, is akin to the eons old debate on the maximum air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow.

An African sparrow or a European sparrow?

Of course the European sparrow is the fastest at 24 mph, the question we should be asking which is the fastest whilst carrying its maximum capacity of herring, and subsequently which has the highest capacity for herring?

Well the African sparrow is of course non migratory so it couldn’t bring a herring over anyway.

That has surely been the cause of the significant increase of African swallow smuggling operations across the Mediterranean, mainly for one of two reasons A. The Abundance of herrings in Europe, and B. The cats are smaller."

I dint think an African swallow could pick up a cat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you honestly got nothing better to do?

This question on the appropriate herring to use whilst tree felling, is akin to the eons old debate on the maximum air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow.

An African sparrow or a European sparrow?

Of course the European sparrow is the fastest at 24 mph, the question we should be asking which is the fastest whilst carrying its maximum capacity of herring, and subsequently which has the highest capacity for herring?

Well the African sparrow is of course non migratory so it couldn’t bring a herring over anyway.

That has surely been the cause of the significant increase of African swallow smuggling operations across the Mediterranean, mainly for one of two reasons A. The Abundance of herrings in Europe, and B. The cats are smaller.

I dint think an African swallow could pick up a cat? "

Of course they cant, now that would be silly.

The Cat factor (no relation to any Simon Cowell show) is purely down to how would you feel if you flew back to your nest, and there's a 250 pound Lion sitting there?

Hence the desire for smaller felines and the Abundance of herrings.

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Have you honestly got nothing better to do?

This question on the appropriate herring to use whilst tree felling, is akin to the eons old debate on the maximum air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow.

An African sparrow or a European sparrow?

Of course the European sparrow is the fastest at 24 mph, the question we should be asking which is the fastest whilst carrying its maximum capacity of herring, and subsequently which has the highest capacity for herring?

Well the African sparrow is of course non migratory so it couldn’t bring a herring over anyway.

That has surely been the cause of the significant increase of African swallow smuggling operations across the Mediterranean, mainly for one of two reasons A. The Abundance of herrings in Europe, and B. The cats are smaller.

I dint think an African swallow could pick up a cat?

Of course they cant, now that would be silly.

The Cat factor (no relation to any Simon Cowell show) is purely down to how would you feel if you flew back to your nest, and there's a 250 pound Lion sitting there?

Hence the desire for smaller felines and the Abundance of herrings."

That’s some serious food for thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you honestly got nothing better to do?

This question on the appropriate herring to use whilst tree felling, is akin to the eons old debate on the maximum air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow.

An African sparrow or a European sparrow?

Of course the European sparrow is the fastest at 24 mph, the question we should be asking which is the fastest whilst carrying its maximum capacity of herring, and subsequently which has the highest capacity for herring?

Well the African sparrow is of course non migratory so it couldn’t bring a herring over anyway.

That has surely been the cause of the significant increase of African swallow smuggling operations across the Mediterranean, mainly for one of two reasons A. The Abundance of herrings in Europe, and B. The cats are smaller.

I dint think an African swallow could pick up a cat?

Of course they cant, now that would be silly.

The Cat factor (no relation to any Simon Cowell show) is purely down to how would you feel if you flew back to your nest, and there's a 250 pound Lion sitting there?

Hence the desire for smaller felines and the Abundance of herrings.

That’s some serious food for thought. "

We'll have to discuss it over some pickled herrings and a pint

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Have you honestly got nothing better to do?

This question on the appropriate herring to use whilst tree felling, is akin to the eons old debate on the maximum air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow.

An African sparrow or a European sparrow?

Of course the European sparrow is the fastest at 24 mph, the question we should be asking which is the fastest whilst carrying its maximum capacity of herring, and subsequently which has the highest capacity for herring?

Well the African sparrow is of course non migratory so it couldn’t bring a herring over anyway.

That has surely been the cause of the significant increase of African swallow smuggling operations across the Mediterranean, mainly for one of two reasons A. The Abundance of herrings in Europe, and B. The cats are smaller.

I dint think an African swallow could pick up a cat?

Of course they cant, now that would be silly.

The Cat factor (no relation to any Simon Cowell show) is purely down to how would you feel if you flew back to your nest, and there's a 250 pound Lion sitting there?

Hence the desire for smaller felines and the Abundance of herrings.

That’s some serious food for thought.

We'll have to discuss it over some pickled herrings and a pint "

Beer, lager or cider?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you honestly got nothing better to do?

This question on the appropriate herring to use whilst tree felling, is akin to the eons old debate on the maximum air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow.

An African sparrow or a European sparrow?

Of course the European sparrow is the fastest at 24 mph, the question we should be asking which is the fastest whilst carrying its maximum capacity of herring, and subsequently which has the highest capacity for herring?

Well the African sparrow is of course non migratory so it couldn’t bring a herring over anyway.

That has surely been the cause of the significant increase of African swallow smuggling operations across the Mediterranean, mainly for one of two reasons A. The Abundance of herrings in Europe, and B. The cats are smaller.

I dint think an African swallow could pick up a cat?

Of course they cant, now that would be silly.

The Cat factor (no relation to any Simon Cowell show) is purely down to how would you feel if you flew back to your nest, and there's a 250 pound Lion sitting there?

Hence the desire for smaller felines and the Abundance of herrings.

That’s some serious food for thought.

We'll have to discuss it over some pickled herrings and a pint

Beer, lager or cider? "

Here we go again

Depends on the median temperature of the day.

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