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By *irty Pretty OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

You know you bought too many sex toys during lockdown when it takes you half an hour to cut up all the (suspiciously dildo shaped) plastic packaging so the recycling men don’t know what you’ve been up to!

(In my defence by lockdown I mean the last 9 months, not just the last two weeks, I swear)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shredder is a wise investment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does it need to be cut up? I don't think bin men have time to look through bags nowadays & they've no doubt seen it all before. There's nothing shameful about sex toys & lets face out, absolutely anything could be a sex toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know you bought too many sex toys during lockdown when it takes you half an hour to cut up all the (suspiciously dildo shaped) plastic packaging so the recycling men don’t know what you’ve been up to!

(In my defence by lockdown I mean the last 9 months, not just the last two weeks, I swear)"

We spent over £400 this year on gear. Bloody lockdowns cost us a fortune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plant them in the back garden could start a new craze of modern fences

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By *irty Pretty OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Why does it need to be cut up? I don't think bin men have time to look through bags nowadays & they've no doubt seen it all before. There's nothing shameful about sex toys & lets face out, absolutely anything could be a sex toy "

There were a lot, and some of them were, shall we say, interesting They probably don’t have time to look, but with my luck they’d fall out of the bag at their feet, or blow down the street or something!

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By *irty Pretty OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"You know you bought too many sex toys during lockdown when it takes you half an hour to cut up all the (suspiciously dildo shaped) plastic packaging so the recycling men don’t know what you’ve been up to!

(In my defence by lockdown I mean the last 9 months, not just the last two weeks, I swear)

We spent over £400 this year on gear. Bloody lockdowns cost us a fortune "

I’m just grateful for my permanent discount at Lovehoney!

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Just leave them a few doors down, that's what I do

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know you bought too many sex toys during lockdown when it takes you half an hour to cut up all the (suspiciously dildo shaped) plastic packaging so the recycling men don’t know what you’ve been up to!

(In my defence by lockdown I mean the last 9 months, not just the last two weeks, I swear)

We spent over £400 this year on gear. Bloody lockdowns cost us a fortune

I’m just grateful for my permanent discount at Lovehoney!"

That was with the discount lol

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By *indy1971TV/TS
over a year ago

Brynmawr

But how do you dispose of your “burnt out “ electrical toys

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

Sod that, they go in the bin as they are, if my bin men look at what in my bags for shame on them....for not knocking on my door and asking if i need a helping hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sod that, they go in the bin as they are, if my bin men look at what in my bags for shame on them....for not knocking on my door and asking if i need a helping hand. "

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By *ikingCoolMan
over a year ago

carmarthen


"plant them in the back garden could start a new craze of modern fences "
we found out that is what our neighbours were doing, the dog started digging them up and bringing in,

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By *8shyMan
over a year ago

Newport

I bought my first vibrating butt plug this week. I had a great afternoon yesterday! Might have overdone it for a first go. A bit of a strange feeling today!

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By *akedduo66Couple
over a year ago

Near Bordon


"You know you bought too many sex toys during lockdown when it takes you half an hour to cut up all the (suspiciously dildo shaped) plastic packaging so the recycling men don’t know what you’ve been up to!

(In my defence by lockdown I mean the last 9 months, not just the last two weeks, I swear)

We spent over £400 this year on gear. Bloody lockdowns cost us a fortune

I’m just grateful for my permanent discount at Lovehoney!"

How do you get a discount, if we may ask?.

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By *irty Pretty OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"You know you bought too many sex toys during lockdown when it takes you half an hour to cut up all the (suspiciously dildo shaped) plastic packaging so the recycling men don’t know what you’ve been up to!

(In my defence by lockdown I mean the last 9 months, not just the last two weeks, I swear)

We spent over £400 this year on gear. Bloody lockdowns cost us a fortune

I’m just grateful for my permanent discount at Lovehoney!

How do you get a discount, if we may ask?."

If I remember rightly, it’s when you have an account and after you spend £50. A minimum spend applies but if you reach it you get 25% off your order. Or you can get I think it’s 16% for being a member of Fab.

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By *akedduo66Couple
over a year ago

Near Bordon

Oo, ta.

We've spent a fair bit recently, pity we didn't know earlier.

Cheers.

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By *isspurplechesterWoman
over a year ago

Chester

I’d totally leave them in full view on purpose! Shame I don’t have any bin ladies taking the rubbish away really! I had a parcel given to me by my postman in July, he had the biggest grin on his face! When I turned the parcel over to open it, there was a full colour picture of the sexy outfit I’d bought hehe, classic

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By *ornyhobMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly / Cardiff


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If I remember rightly, it’s when you have an account and after you spend £50. A minimum spend applies but if you reach it you get 25% off your order. Or you can get I think it’s 16% for being a member of Fab."

You can also use a website like top cashback to get money back on lovehoney and multiple other sites. I think I've got somewhere in the region of £700 cash back in 2 years by switching bills and the like through them as well.

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"You know you bought too many sex toys during lockdown when it takes you half an hour to cut up all the (suspiciously dildo shaped) plastic packaging so the recycling men don’t know what you’ve been up to!

(In my defence by lockdown I mean the last 9 months, not just the last two weeks, I swear)

We spent over £400 this year on gear. Bloody lockdowns cost us a fortune "

Wow just how much stuff did you buy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does it need to be cut up? I don't think bin men have time to look through bags nowadays & they've no doubt seen it all before. There's nothing shameful about sex toys & lets face out, absolutely anything could be a sex toy

There were a lot, and some of them were, shall we say, interesting They probably don’t have time to look, but with my luck they’d fall out of the bag at their feet, or blow down the street or something!"

We need pictures of them please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know you bought too many sex toys during lockdown when it takes you half an hour to cut up all the (suspiciously dildo shaped) plastic packaging so the recycling men don’t know what you’ve been up to!

(In my defence by lockdown I mean the last 9 months, not just the last two weeks, I swear)"

Are your eyeballs permanently vibrating in their sockets yet!?

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By *irty Pretty OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"You know you bought too many sex toys during lockdown when it takes you half an hour to cut up all the (suspiciously dildo shaped) plastic packaging so the recycling men don’t know what you’ve been up to!

(In my defence by lockdown I mean the last 9 months, not just the last two weeks, I swear)

Are your eyeballs permanently vibrating in their sockets yet!? "

Well I finally got a wand so yeah they are a bit!

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By *r and Mrs SexploitCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Wands are the best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During the height of the pandemic I was scared of catching covid and dying of it. (I have severe asthma) I had to dispose of some sex toys in the loft left over from when I was single that the Mrs didn't know about! We're talking 14 inch dildo in the bin.

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By *reshcplCouple
over a year ago

pembs

Getting rid of the old ones is the problems lol

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