FabSwingers.com forum: SEX FACTOR

By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

Auditions will be taking place soon for a new swinging partner. Any guys interested in taking part should forward their CV to Lucy-lastic. Please read profile carefully before applying.

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By *itchfieldMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Will these be open auditions and will there be a panel of judges?

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

Will be difficult to perform in public but have a photographer on standby

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By *itchfieldMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

What are the events people have to compete in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lucy you would be better advertising in the echo hun lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if u need a second opinion hun let me know no worries being the simon cowel of the sex factor

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

"What are the events people have to compete in?

Obviously there'll be the oral section and of course a practical performance. Hope you don't get stage fright hun !!!

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

With that accent darling I think you'll need to be Louise Walsh lol

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By *ommo123Man
over a year ago

Bridgend

Hi Lucy

Long time fan here..i'm collating my cv and was wondering whether having the ability to provide ping pong balls for your party piece would give me an advantage of the other candidates?

I can also provide a dressing gown delivery service for those occasions where you just want to forget your worries and head on down to the hotel lobby and surf the interweb nude as the day you were born.

I look forward to hearing back from you so that I can provide you with the highest quality CV for your consideration

Matt

xxx

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By *itchfieldMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"What are the events people have to compete in?

Obviously there'll be the oral section and of course a practical performance. Hope you don't get stage fright hun !!! "

Well that would be embarassing wouldn't it! I doubt I'd get a good score if I did. But still, you always need someone to lose in a contest, right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lucy, well you got the oral event, the tennis event,(well ping pongs), the riding event, lapping event, what else they gotta be good at x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tease can be louis i'll be simon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

refuse point blank to do a limerick well unless its limerick lady again

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

"Tease can be louis i'll be simon

soz hun that position has been taken, bu88les will be simone cowell, tease is louise walsh, maybe you can be danny minogue lol ??? Have to make yourself available and turn up on time for filming though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i b cheryl cole plssssssssssss lmao i love her to bits lol (babe)

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

of course you can hunni, well that's the audition panel sorted, Kath will do the filming. Think I need a Personal Assistant. Any takers?

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By *itchfieldMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"of course you can hunni, well that's the audition panel sorted, Kath will do the filming. Think I need a Personal Assistant. Any takers?"

Depends what the duties are and how personal you want them to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wohoooooooo ty hun now to decide wat u wear lmao xx

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

"of course you can hunni, well that's the audition panel sorted, Kath will do the filming. Think I need a Personal Assistant. Any takers?

Depends what the duties are and how personal you want them to be

Well hunni, I can be very demandind and I like my P.A. to get up close and personal and to be on hand day and night.

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

"wohoooooooo ty hun now to decide wat u wear lmao xx"

Well in order for the auditionees to be at ease I proclaim that the panel need to be naked as well.

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By *itchfieldMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"of course you can hunni, well that's the audition panel sorted, Kath will do the filming. Think I need a Personal Assistant. Any takers?

Depends what the duties are and how personal you want them to be

Well hunni, I can be very demandind and I like my P.A. to get up close and personal and to be on hand day and night. "

That's not unreasonable - I could do with a job right now too

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By *oddessWoman
over a year ago

swansea

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By *oddessWoman
over a year ago

swansea

can i be holly and do the after show interviews xxx

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By *itchfieldMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"can i be holly and do the after show interviews xxx"

Well can you show you can come up with a good set of questions to ask?

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

"can i be holly and do the after show interviews xxx"

of course you can _oddess, we'll have to find you a co-presenter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and I will do the extra factor lol always more fun doing the extras wink wink lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SORRY MEANT TO SAY NOT EXTRA FACTOR THE SEXCETERA FACTOR LOLOLOL

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By *ommo123Man
over a year ago

Bridgend

I guess the only one left then is Dermot O'Leary..I'll do the pre and post interviews after lucy's shagged em into the ground lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i will help ya tommo after ive done my sexceterax

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

"I guess the only one left then is Dermot O'Leary..I'll do the pre and post interviews after lucy's shagged em into the ground lol"

Ok Tommo , you can be Dermot The Learer

You can revive them after they've been Lucified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whens the filming taking place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more importantly WHERE is it taking place lol

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

Auditions will take place 28th Ocotber at a local Travelodge.

Potential candidates need to apply no later than 5pm Wednesday the 14th October.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wots the local one lol

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

Jct35 kitts hun

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By *hotandsexyCouple
over a year ago

llanelli

lucy!!! we all know i win, but kazz got me locked away lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

lol steve but ya got to be in it to win it lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *oddessWoman
over a year ago

swansea

"lucy!!! we all know i win, but kazz got me locked away lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

dont forget its not just the winners i get to interview....so when shall we do it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be the bouncer ! He gets to see everything

CJ xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trust u cj ya perve lol

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

"I wanna be the bouncer ! He gets to see everything

CJ xxx"

Lol CJ think you'll be babysitting hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yea sorry hunnie u nos i loves ya loads but lucy needs me to b there mwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh babexxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs ! then i need a webcam set up ! lmao

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

"ffs ! then i need a webcam set up ! lmao

oooooerrrrrrrrrr live web link up, you kinky little devil babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao lucy actually it was cj who wants live web cam link heheheh im a good girl u no me lucy grrrrrrrr

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

CJ you're such a bad boy, so bad you should be Simon Cowell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooooh i love simon cowell mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (babe)

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm think Tall looks more like him though babe. What do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol lucy yea he does a bit actually hehehhe is he as grumpy as simon tho luc ???? lmao

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

lol he sure is Babe, especially since starting his new job. But he has apologised for being moody and grumpy , men hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so are the auditions off now u sticking with the one u got lol

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

lol no kitts, auditions are still on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont forget to keep me informed

gotta have the irish opinion too

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By *imsy00Man
over a year ago

bridgend

i will have a go!

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

cool peeps, well i've been informed by Wilder that he'll be there to hand over his crown in person lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwwwwwwww lucy hun slap him heheheheheh if i was him id never hand my crown over mwahhhhhhhhhh (babe)

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By *exetera OP Woman
over a year ago

Bridgend

awwwwwwwwww cheers hun, luvs ya both xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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