FabSwingers.com forum: Post Covid woodland clearing party

By *oss and Suzie OP Couple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

Here's a promise. When this is over, we'll have a woodland party. Hopefully on a nice day, so we can all be naked in the sun. Music, food, bubbly drinks, dancing, bonfire, lovemaking, we even have a marquee.

All as nature intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds amazing! Can I get an invite please?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Here's a promise. When this is over, we'll have a woodland party. Hopefully on a nice day, so we can all be naked in the sun. Music, food, bubbly drinks, dancing, bonfire, lovemaking, we even have a marquee.

All as nature intended."

Sounds beautiful. A belated Ostara festive.

Excellent.

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By *oss and Suzie OP Couple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

Could you explain about the Ostara..... sounds wonderful.

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By *oss and Suzie OP Couple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

We're thinking a woodland festival with pagan roots....

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Could you explain about the Ostara..... sounds wonderful."

Ostara , Goddess , festive of new life , birth, new beginnings and spring time on earth. Pagan origins of the Christian Easter.

Spring Equinox,

Celebrated pretty much as you described in your woodlands party

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By *oss and Suzie OP Couple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

Brilliant... naked except for a head dress, woven from branches and flowers, as per eastern european midsummer day celebrations.

And maybe a libation of bubbly poured onto the ground for the victims of covid?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Brilliant... naked except for a head dress, woven from branches and flowers, as per eastern european midsummer day celebrations.

And maybe a libation of bubbly poured onto the ground for the victims of covid?"

Sounds perfect.

See , you don’t need to be a pagan to show love and harmony for nature and all life on it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All as nature intended."

Sounds fun!!

Will it be couples only?

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

This sounds amazing

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By *explorer888Man
over a year ago

Godalming

Now that sounds perfect, will be heading up to Barmouth as soon as this is over with my fiancee and we love Morfa Dyffryn Beach and would also love to attend a woodland nudist hedonistic party.

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By *oss and Suzie OP Couple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

"Brilliant... naked except for a head dress, woven from branches and flowers, as per eastern european midsummer day celebrations.

And maybe a libation of bubbly poured onto the ground for the victims of covid?

Sounds perfect.

See , you don’t need to be a pagan to show love and harmony for nature and all life on it . "

Really well put.... a celebration of life, love and the planet....

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By *explorer888Man
over a year ago

Godalming

"Brilliant... naked except for a head dress, woven from branches and flowers, as per eastern european midsummer day celebrations.

And maybe a libation of bubbly poured onto the ground for the victims of covid?

Sounds perfect.

See , you don’t need to be a pagan to show love and harmony for nature and all life on it .

Really well put.... a celebration of life, love and the planet...."

A fair amount of seed also liberally spread during the festival I believe.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Brilliant... naked except for a head dress, woven from branches and flowers, as per eastern european midsummer day celebrations.

And maybe a libation of bubbly poured onto the ground for the victims of covid?

Sounds perfect.

See , you don’t need to be a pagan to show love and harmony for nature and all life on it .

Really well put.... a celebration of life, love and the planet...."

xxx

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By *e Kinky FewMan
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Can’t wait.

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By *ussellmyMassonMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

This seems interesting love to know more about this

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By *ucksguy2000Man
over a year ago

aylesbury

Sounds a great party, I’d be willing to travel to attend

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By *he Lady and the TrampCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Very interested here if there are more couples xx

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By *ully_NeathMan
over a year ago

Neath

i would be interested in this

.... make a weekend of it camping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds great, can we come? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By *ikingCoolMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

Definitely would like to attend this, will bring my hammock 4 person one lol, happy to help to x

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By *live and PopeyesCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sounds great fun

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By *ouneed meMan
over a year ago

mold

Sounds good will there be any virgins sacrificed lol

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

Sounds fabulous, and so up my street..could do with a good old fashioned dancing naked under the moon.xxx

I certainly want an invite to this please xx

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By *exyangeleyesMan
over a year ago

london

This sounds like it could be a very interested occasion, once in a lifetime. Pencil my name down please

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By *oss and Suzie OP Couple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

"Sounds good will there be any virgins sacrificed lol"

Anyone know any?

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By *oris the boreMan
over a year ago

swansea

I would love an invite too that it possible

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By *shrop_cpleCouple
over a year ago

Ceredigion

"Brilliant... naked except for a head dress, woven from branches and flowers, as per eastern european midsummer day celebrations.

And maybe a libation of bubbly poured onto the ground for the victims of covid?

Sounds perfect.

See , you don’t need to be a pagan to show love and harmony for nature and all life on it .

Really well put.... a celebration of life, love and the planet...."

R & S, You could draw quite a lot of inspiration by watching the Wiccan Pseudo-documentaries made by the Sander's in the early 70's - 'Secret Rites' and 'Legend of The Witches'. They were active in London but also in North Wales in those days. PM us if you want a link to a free download for these old gems. They will give you idea's !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May i please be invited x?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for that. If I can find a plus one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds good will there be any virgins sacrificed lol

Anyone know any?"

I might know one

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Oooooo this sounds good xx

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By *WkinkymaleMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

"Sounds good will there be any virgins sacrificed lol

Anyone know any?"

Chance would be a fine thing, if I did I'd be more than happy to share

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By *oby-jMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

is this your woods ?

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By *oss and Suzie OP Couple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

"is this your woods ?"

Yes, we have 40 acres of woodland, mountainside, waterfalls and streams.

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By *oby-jMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"is this your woods ?

Yes, we have 40 acres of woodland, mountainside, waterfalls and streams."

wow sounds idyllic do you allow people to camp ? i like wild camping , hammock camping etc.

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By *ummer breeze300Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Can ware flowers in my hair think I would enjoy being a water nymph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can ware flowers in my hair think I would enjoy being a water nymph

xx"

Bit of a 'nymph' then are we?

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By *ummer breeze300Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Might be after this lol

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By *olphinmoonCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff & Edinburgh

Sounds like fun

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Sounds like the most perfect post lock down party! Bought my motorbike from your town OP, I think that a return visit is needed. I love the out doors and can't think of anything better than been naked in the open air with like minded people.

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By *WkinkymaleMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

"Can ware flowers in my hair think I would enjoy being a water nymph

xx"

Any type of nymph is good with me

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By *oss and Suzie OP Couple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

"Can ware flowers in my hair think I would enjoy being a water nymph

xx"

That is such a great image... naked except for flowers.....

Incidentally, the waterfalls are f*****g cold, even in summer!

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By *iglenMan
over a year ago

Machynlleth

I would be very interested in this x

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By *c100Couple
over a year ago

Bierton

Very interested. We planned to be in Wales touring in our motorhome this summer. Please keep us informed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds wonderful

Please put our names down as well

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By *ummer breeze300Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Can ware flowers in my hair think I would enjoy being a water nymph

That is such a great image... naked except for flowers.....

Incidentally, the waterfalls are f*****g cold, even in summer!

Lol I like cold love ice on me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M & S I have a static caravan near porthmadog. It's free when it opens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm intrested

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By *oss and Suzie OP Couple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

"Can ware flowers in my hair think I would enjoy being a water nymph

That is such a great image... naked except for flowers.....

Incidentally, the waterfalls are f*****g cold, even in summer!

Lol I like cold love ice on me x"

Sure makes women's nipples stand out. But unfortunately turns the guy's cocks into acorns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can ware flowers in my hair think I would enjoy being a water nymph

That is such a great image... naked except for flowers.....

Incidentally, the waterfalls are f*****g cold, even in summer!

Lol I like cold love ice on me x

Sure makes women's nipples stand out. But unfortunately turns the guy's cocks into acorns."

From mighty acorns little Oak trees....no wait....from little oak trees mighty....oh fuck it I'll just keep a sock on it to keep him warm until he's needed.

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley

I am interested in this event keep me posted please.

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By *ummer breeze300Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Can ware flowers in my hair think I would enjoy being a water nymph

That is such a great image... naked except for flowers.....

Incidentally, the waterfalls are f*****g cold, even in summer!

I'm not sharing the ice its mine lol x

Lol I like cold love ice on me x

Sure makes women's nipples stand out. But unfortunately turns the guy's cocks into acorns."

I'm not sharing the ice it's all mine lol x

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By *shrop_cpleCouple
over a year ago

Ceredigion

"Can ware flowers in my hair think I would enjoy being a water nymph

xx"

"Earth beneath my feet, and a flower in my hair, that's what I was wearing when we lay beneath the stars"

Name that tune?

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By *oss and Suzie OP Couple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

The one thing that's taxing me.... OK, the guys and girls who are camping can pee in the woods.... but how about if they need a poo? Don't want the pristine woodland spoiled. Sorry to be basic!

The access to our woods is via a hairpin path and you couldn't get a portable toilet up the path. Our house is a quarter mile away from our clearing, so maybe that would work...

Any good ideas anyone?

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By *s.KerryTV/TS
over a year ago

Blackpool

Go back to basics. Dig a dry pit away from the main gathering, erect a small tent and install a portable toilet seat (Along the lines some disabled people use) Once finished with simply fill the dry pit back in (Going back to my younger days as a scout leader here lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I remember doing the same thing when our scout group camped wild, if the weather was warm it would get moved each day. It's also what they did at festivals before the advent of portaloos and some still do as it has much less environmental impact.

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By *oss and Suzie OP Couple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

Thought about a 'hole in the ground' loo like the old festivals, but very rocky here, difficult to dig even with an excavator

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By *ohnjo24Man
over a year ago

swansea

You're offering you woods for free so why no hire in three,four toilets and ask the people coming for a small fee to pay for them,I for one wouldn't mind paying a few for them.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Earth toilets: have a large bucket over which is place a box with a hole in it's top. Cover the thing with a toilet tent, place a bucket of sawdust/earth next to it and provide a paddle. Every time it's used for a number 2, paddle some dirt/dust over it. The poop is broken down by the dirt/dust and is 'clean' soil after about two weeks and can be disgaurded in the woods without any detremental effect. It's an eco-friendly answer.

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By *WkinkymaleMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

"Earth toilets: have a large bucket over which is place a box with a hole in it's top. Cover the thing with a toilet tent, place a bucket of sawdust/earth next to it and provide a paddle. Every time it's used for a number 2, paddle some dirt/dust over it. The poop is broken down by the dirt/dust and is 'clean' soil after about two weeks and can be disgaurded in the woods without any detremental effect. It's an eco-friendly answer."

I agree we've had these at festivals in the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples only is no fun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds wonderfully decadent and naughty in these days of social distancing... just my kind of thing

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By *oger500Man
over a year ago

Mold

Sounds like fun to me. Count me in please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to give this thing a name, and looking at the gender demographic of the responses above you will have to call it 'Cockfest'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to give this thing a name, and looking at the gender demographic of the responses above you will have to call it 'Cockfest'

Isn't that fabswingers anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be invited if possible

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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

It does look like a good idea. We did something a while back but we did couples only and looking at the list of people who are asking, at the moment is looks men our outnumbering and that sometimes can be a problem. No way accusing the men on here as we do not know you but generally getting pestered all the time when you are out for fun is not the best.

Who knows it may work. We will keep looking out on it. Is there a charge?

Whatever happends good luck and stay safe everyone.

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

"You need to give this thing a name, and looking at the gender demographic of the responses above you will have to call it 'Cockfest'

Could do with a good 'Cockfest' right about now...

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By *oss and Suzie OP Couple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

Regarding toilet arrangements I can confirm that Suzie wiped her bum with bracken and it worked really well

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By *lay PairCouple
over a year ago

Warrington

"It does look like a good idea. We did something a while back but we did couples only and looking at the list of people who are asking, at the moment is looks men our outnumbering and that sometimes can be a problem. No way accusing the men on here as we do not know you but generally getting pestered all the time when you are out for fun is not the best.

Who knows it may work. We will keep looking out on it. Is there a charge?

Whatever happends good luck and stay safe everyone.

Yeah, unfortunately I have to agree with the single males comments. We will attend events with limited single males so if the ratio changes or is restricted let us know.

Why can they not understand constant pestering and woeful small talk does nothing for me

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By *oss and Suzie OP Couple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

We were thinking about say a dozen couples with tents, maybe two guys to help with entertainment, drinks etc..

Could have more than one party. Maybe one straight, one bi? Or one bareback, one safe? (Ducks down behind barricade)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like fun!!

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

Sounds fun!

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Being a single guy, I’m really not angling to be one of the invited people. Totally respect it’s for couples.

I do potentially have a form of entertainment I could provide though. Only if it fitted your requirements, of course

I’ve rambled on enough about my love of the Moelwyns and Morfa in other posts. I’ll spare you this time

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By *oss and Suzie OP Couple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

Fascinated.... how can you entertain?

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Fascinated.... how can you entertain?"

Thanks for this.

Is there any chance of saying in a PM? It’s just it gives a lot away if I say here - I’m definitely not a celebrity or famous in any way though, just cautious.

I won’t use it as a way to talk about other stuff or send other messages

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By *elsh couple40Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

Sounds amazing, wish you lived in the south xx

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"is this your woods ?

Yes, we have 40 acres of woodland, mountainside, waterfalls and streams."

Oh my that sounds perfect to me.

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By *NightingaleCouple
over a year ago

Watching

A naked ramble in the woods sounds great to us we could do with something exciting to look forward too after lockdown, flowers in our hair might be tricky for the bald half of the team, love an invite would there be parking available for a small self contained motorhome? L & P x

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By *asterExhibitionMan
over a year ago

Tameside

"is this your woods ?

Yes, we have 40 acres of woodland, mountainside, waterfalls and streams."

Sounds beautiful, could I be on the guest list please?

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By *oss and Suzie OP Couple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

"A naked ramble in the woods sounds great to us we could do with something exciting to look forward too after lockdown, flowers in our hair might be tricky for the bald half of the team, love an invite would there be parking available for a small self contained motorhome? L & P x"

I feel your pain, Ross won't be wearing flowers in the hair either. Well maybe down below.

Access to our clearing is via a narrow steep path, OK for our Mule 4x4 but not for vehicles. They would have to be parked half mile away.

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By *akenloversCouple
over a year ago

ceredigion

Sounds rather naughty

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By *WkinkymaleMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

"We were thinking about say a dozen couples with tents, maybe two guys to help with entertainment, drinks etc..

Could have more than one party. Maybe one straight, one bi? Or one bareback, one safe? (Ducks down behind barricade)"

Naughty, but nice, ??

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By *WkinkymaleMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

I feel your pain, Ross won't be wearing flowers in the hair either. Well maybe down below.

Access to our clearing is via a narrow steep path, OK for our Mule 4x4 but not for vehicles. They would have to be parked half mile away."

I'm sure it would be worth the short walk

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Fascinated.... how can you entertain?"

I enjoy getting people dancing or providing background vibes

The mention of morning coffee gazing at the wonderful Moelwyns in another thread triggered a right old sense of longing btw

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By *ustUS in CardiffCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

All as nature intended."

How strange, we were only thinking of that this morning. What a great idea!

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By *ittykatkatCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Perfect. Can we get an invite too please? Thank you xx

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By *oss and Suzie OP Couple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

I think we're surprised and gratified by how popular this idea is. We think a maximum of 6 or 7 tents would work, but no reason why we couldn't have several meetings.

Providing toilet facilities still taxing us! Peeing in the woods is fine, but....

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"I think we're surprised and gratified by how popular this idea is. We think a maximum of 6 or 7 tents would work, but no reason why we couldn't have several meetings.

Providing toilet facilities still taxing us! Peeing in the woods is fine, but...."

Someone needs to invent a foldaway, or easily assemblable (is that a word?) portaloo.

It’d be a hit on Dragon’s Den

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we would lov a invite xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ide love to be invited please

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By *rgasmicFunCouple
over a year ago

Gwent

We would like an invite once the vaccine is out there xx

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By *orny old manMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

Great idea let me know where and when please

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By *oss and Suzie OP Couple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

I think we will have a 'naked except for flowers' rule....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get an invite please thanks

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By *elt77Man
over a year ago

Towyn

All as nature intended."
sounds wonderful can I get an invite to please xx

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By *asterExhibitionMan
over a year ago

Tameside

How did the party go?

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By *wansplaymateMan
over a year ago

swansea

Why am I only now seeing this ? I would have absolutely loved to attend x

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