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"'Roger, she's out there again, this time chasing birds' 'Is she wearing her Winnie the Pooh's and brandishing an axe?' 'No but she is in her dressing gown....do you think we should call someone?'" Pointless calling anyone I went beyond saving years ago.... | |||
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"Happy Easter guys. I've been entrusted with the task of hiding 48 eggs in the garden for the kids as this is a tradition their paternal grandparents do every year but obviously cannot this year. I did this at 7am but am shitting myself now incase the fucking birds/hedgehogs/squirrels pinch them. Is this likely to happen?? Should I go and stand in the middle of my garden for the next couple of hours til they get up in my dressing gown as a makeshift scarecrown just incase?? I can feel a "shit mother" award coming on here Have a good day guys....don't eat too much "You may end up with more kids if you are not careful. 48 is a lot of eggs and when you consider that the Easter egg is really a pagan fertility symbol, it could be time to worry 
Easter is named after a Saxon goddess of fertility, and (Lapwing)eggs found lying in shallow forms on bare earth where also once thought by folk to have been laid there by Hares - another potent pagan symbol. We could be hearing the patter of tiny feet in 9 months Have fun! | |||
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"'Roger, she's out there again, this time chasing birds' 'Is she wearing her Winnie the Pooh's and brandishing an axe?' 'No but she is in her dressing gown....do you think we should call someone?' Pointless calling anyone I went beyond saving years ago...." I can vouch for that...... get a pint of dark fruits in her and watch out 48eggs in your garden...... bloody big garden . | |||
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"Happy Easter guys. I've been entrusted with the task of hiding 48 eggs in the garden for the kids as this is a tradition their paternal grandparents do every year but obviously cannot this year. I did this at 7am but am shitting myself now incase the fucking birds/hedgehogs/squirrels pinch them. Is this likely to happen?? Should I go and stand in the middle of my garden for the next couple of hours til they get up in my dressing gown as a makeshift scarecrown just incase?? I can feel a "shit mother" award coming on here Have a good day guys....don't eat too much
You may end up with more kids if you are not careful. 48 is a lot of eggs and when you consider that the Easter egg is really a pagan fertility symbol, it could be time to worry
Easter is named after a Saxon goddess of fertility, and (Lapwing)eggs found lying in shallow forms on bare earth where also once thought by folk to have been laid there by Hares - another potent pagan symbol. We could be hearing the patter of tiny feet in 9 months Have fun!"Fuck no. I'm too old and too impatient. Plus I really dislike children | |||
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"'Roger, she's out there again, this time chasing birds' 'Is she wearing her Winnie the Pooh's and brandishing an axe?' 'No but she is in her dressing gown....do you think we should call someone?' Pointless calling anyone I went beyond saving years ago.... I can vouch for that...... get a pint of dark fruits in her and watch out 48eggs in your garden...... bloody big garden ." Little ones not big ones | |||
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