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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thought I’d lighten the mood with all the doom a gloom lately.

This is what happens when PQ has too much time on her hands

An ode to our vaginas

Dear minge

I’m sorry you’re being neglected of late

I’m sorry I’m resorting to masterbate

I’m sorry your missing human touch

I know that you like a willy so much

I’m sorry you can’t have a kiss or a stroke

I’m sorry right now I can’t get you a bloke

I’m sorry I’ve not cut your silky hair

I’m sorry but right now I just don’t care

I promise that when all this is done

I’ll find you a penis that’s naughty and fun

I’ll find you a man that’ll make you feel wet

I promise I’ll get you the best I can get

But for now dear minge, it’s just you and me

And all your good for right now is a pee

But when lockdown is over and we can all play

I swear you’ll be cuming and get ruined that day

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By *ummer breeze300Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Lol so right xx

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

made us both smile a bit today brilliant xx

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By *oobyliciousnessWoman
over a year ago

outside Llanelli.

Love it. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pleasure Queen...take a bow

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Love it, that really does sum it up!

Off topic but I have to ask because I’ve been wondering for ages - where do you get your sexy outfits? I’m super jealous of some of your pics

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By *ouble_Trouble_X2Couple
over a year ago

caerphilly


"Thought I’d lighten the mood with all the doom a gloom lately.

This is what happens when PQ has too much time on her hands

An ode to our vaginas

Dear minge

I’m sorry you’re being neglected of late

I’m sorry I’m resorting to masterbate

I’m sorry your missing human touch

I know that you like a willy so much

I’m sorry you can’t have a kiss or a stroke

I’m sorry right now I can’t get you a bloke

I’m sorry I’ve not cut your silky hair

I’m sorry but right now I just don’t care

I promise that when all this is done

I’ll find you a penis that’s naughty and fun

I’ll find you a man that’ll make you feel wet

I promise I’ll get you the best I can get

But for now dear minge, it’s just you and me

And all your good for right now is a pee

But when lockdown is over and we can all play

I swear you’ll be cuming and get ruined that day

"

Lmao! Another corker hunnie love it!!

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4


"Thought I’d lighten the mood with all the doom a gloom lately.

This is what happens when PQ has too much time on her hands

An ode to our vaginas

Dear minge

I’m sorry you’re being neglected of late

I’m sorry I’m resorting to masterbate

I’m sorry your missing human touch

I know that you like a willy so much

I’m sorry you can’t have a kiss or a stroke

I’m sorry right now I can’t get you a bloke

I’m sorry I’ve not cut your silky hair

I’m sorry but right now I just don’t care

I promise that when all this is done

I’ll find you a penis that’s naughty and fun

I’ll find you a man that’ll make you feel wet

I promise I’ll get you the best I can get

But for now dear minge, it’s just you and me

And all your good for right now is a pee

But when lockdown is over and we can all play

I swear you’ll be cuming and get ruined that day

"

We both enjoyed that PQ xx

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By *ussellmyMassonMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Beautiful poem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never related to anything more in my life!

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By *rs AnnonymousWoman
over a year ago

S Wales

Made me smile. Brilliant well done you x

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

So poignant.

I think we've found Wales' first poet laureate

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By *ummer breeze300Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

We so have

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By *carlett AllureWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ohh this is brill!

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

Can we discuss the silky hair line please? I'd have said a brillo pad was more apt

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Can we discuss the silky hair line please? I'd have said a brillo pad was more apt "

Pmsl your brave this morning mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this so much Vic xx

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Can we discuss the silky hair line please? I'd have said a brillo pad was more apt

Pmsl your brave this morning mate "

A general comment rather than aimed specifically at the lovely OP!

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Can we discuss the silky hair line please? I'd have said a brillo pad was more apt

Pmsl your brave this morning mate

A general comment rather than aimed specifically at the lovely OP! "

Haha good , she’ll eat you alive otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this x

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Can we discuss the silky hair line please? I'd have said a brillo pad was more apt

Pmsl your brave this morning mate

A general comment rather than aimed specifically at the lovely OP!

Haha good , she’ll eat you alive otherwise "

I am aware of L's abilities

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Can we discuss the silky hair line please? I'd have said a brillo pad was more apt

Pmsl your brave this morning mate

A general comment rather than aimed specifically at the lovely OP!

Haha good , she’ll eat you alive otherwise

I am aware of L's abilities "

Not a bad way to go I suppose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we discuss the silky hair line please? I'd have said a brillo pad was more apt "

PQ reserves the right to remain silent regarding said Brillo pad.... and sentences fellow fabber to a flogging for his blatant cheek!

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Can we discuss the silky hair line please? I'd have said a brillo pad was more apt

PQ reserves the right to remain silent regarding said Brillo pad.... and sentences fellow fabber to a flogging for his blatant cheek!

"

You’ve just been put in the naughty corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought I’d lighten the mood with all the doom a gloom lately.

This is what happens when PQ has too much time on her hands

An ode to our vaginas

Dear minge

I’m sorry you’re being neglected of late

I’m sorry I’m resorting to masterbate

I’m sorry your missing human touch

I know that you like a willy so much

I’m sorry you can’t have a kiss or a stroke

I’m sorry right now I can’t get you a bloke

I’m sorry I’ve not cut your silky hair

I’m sorry but right now I just don’t care

I promise that when all this is done

I’ll find you a penis that’s naughty and fun

I’ll find you a man that’ll make you feel wet

I promise I’ll get you the best I can get

But for now dear minge, it’s just you and me

And all your good for right now is a pee

But when lockdown is over and we can all play

I swear you’ll be cuming and get ruined that day

"
Bravo miss queen, very impressive

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By *ve 63Woman
over a year ago

Newbridge

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"Can we discuss the silky hair line please? I'd have said a brillo pad was more apt

PQ reserves the right to remain silent regarding said Brillo pad.... and sentences fellow fabber to a flogging for his blatant cheek!

"

Looking forward to it. It'll be nice to be out of the house

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By *aracrapshagWoman
over a year ago

private

Love it, thanks for helping me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody wicked lady hugs from us to you xxx

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By *weetnips69Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Love it PQ, so very true xx

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