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By *orny PT OP   Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

This is a list of songs that could have been written for this Virus/toilet roll/paracetamol fiasco.

Track 1 Peter Gabriel: Moribund the Bergermeister (Morbid the Lord Mayor) B-side of Solbury Hill.

What other songs would you add to this album?

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Caught in the chaos in the market square

I don't know what, I don't know why, but something's wrong down there

Their bodies twistin' and turnin' in a thousand ways

The eyes all rollin' round and round into a distant gaze

Ah, look at that crowd!

Some are jumping up in the air say "We're drowning in a torrent of blood!"

Others going down on their knees, seen a saviour coming out of the mud

Oh Mother! It's eating out my soul

Destroying law and order, I'm gonna lose control

What can I do to stop this plague, spread by sight alone

Just a glimpse and then a quiver, then they shiver to the bone

Ah, look at them go!

Bunderschaft, you are going daft? Better seal off the castle grounds

"This is Moribund, the Burgermeister, I'm gonna keep this monster down,

Somebody sent the subversive element; going to chase it out of town."

No-one will tell what all this is about

But I will find out.

This thing's really outrageous, I tell you on the level

It's really so contagious must be the work of the devil

You better go now, pick up the pipers, tell them to play

Seems the music keeps them quiet, there is no other way.

Ah, close the doors!

"We've tried potions and waxen dolls, but none of us could find any cures,"

Mother please, is it just a disease, that has them breaking all my laws,

Check if you can disconnect the effect and I'll go after the cause

No-one will tell what this is all about

But I will find out

I will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you. We count on you

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

The Specials- Ghost Town

This town (town) is coming like a ghost town

All the clubs have been closed down

This place (town) is coming like a ghost town

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I Predict a Riot

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By *orny PT OP   Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Great choices peeps! keep 'em comming.

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By *orny PT OP   Man
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Thank you. We count on you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s oh so quiet,

it’s oh so still,

we’re all alone and so peaceful until .......

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Don't stand so close to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Germ free adolescents by X-Ray Specs

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford


"It’s oh so quiet,

it’s oh so still,

we’re all alone and so peaceful until ......."

....they open the till.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘My Corona’ by The Knack

Hate that fucking song

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By *ayman2002Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Tired of being alone by Al Green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Martin Garrix - Virus

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Shop Oddity

Ground control to Major Mom. repeat.

Take your protien pills and put your face mask on.

Commencing countdown, switch your scanner on.

Check the battery and may Gods love be with you.

For hear I am sitting on a tin pan.

Surrounded by rolls.

Planet earth is poo.

And there's nothing left to do.

Though I've shopped 100 thousand miles

I'm no where near the till.

And I think my trolley knows which way to go.

Tell my kids I love them, they know.

Ground control to Major Mom

You're scanners dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Mom

Can you hear me Major Mom......

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By *orny PT OP   Man
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Shop Oddity

Ground control to Major Mom. repeat.

Take your protien pills and put your face mask on.

Commencing countdown, switch your scanner on.

Check the battery and may Gods love be with you.

For hear I am sitting on a tin pan.

Surrounded by rolls.

Planet earth is poo.

And there's nothing left to do.

Though I've shopped 100 thousand miles

I'm no where near the till.

And I think my trolley knows which way to go.

Tell my kids I love them, they know.

Ground control to Major Mom

You're scanners dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Mom

Can you hear me Major Mom......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Germs by Weird Al Yankovic

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

We've got tonight, Who needs tomorrow?

Bob Segar or Kenny Rogers/Dolly Parton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've got tonight, Who needs tomorrow?

Bob Segar or Kenny Rogers/Dolly Parton."

Or Ronan Keating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the road to hell

Chris rea

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Government flu..dead Kennedys..one for the conspiracy theorists..

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Future Legend by David Bowie.

Okay, accept that's a bit extreme. But who knows what lies ahead

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

The future's so bright I gotta wear shades by Timbuk3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enya- one by one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack n Jill went up the hill (at 2m apart)

To fetch a pail of water (all shops sold out)

Jack fell down and broke his crown(well his ego Jill said)

And Jill went home as didn't want to be near anyone else

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

You need hands - Max Bygraves

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By *orny PT OP   Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Good choices. Post the lyrics if you can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper

40,000 men and women everyday... We can be like they are

Come on baby... don't fear the reaper

(hopefully not that many! more cowbell... )

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I Fought The Law

(now that the police have got their new powers)

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Toxic narcotic..5 billion people must die..

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By *9curious69Man
over a year ago

douglas

Metallica could have a Corona album all to themselves

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Seek & Destroy

Creeping Death

The Thing That Should Not Be

Some Kind of Monster

The God That Failed

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By *orny PT OP   Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

I only know and like one song, nothing else matters, so I can only assume that should become a real compilation album, with all monies going to help the most affected.

Well done!

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