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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Got a table last night in a really nice restaurant without having to book , service was great too.

No traffic

Gym was almost empty, didn’t have to wait for anything

Just booked an eye test and an MOT for this afternoon - normally 1-2 weeks of wait

All the shot food is gone only nice stuff left, forcing me to eat well

Both working from home so get to have lots of daytime sex

What else ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a shiny new forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a shiny new forum."

Thank god!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living life in the fast lane OP


"Got a table last night in a really nice restaurant without having to book , service was great too.

No traffic

Gym was almost empty, didn’t have to wait for anything

Just booked an eye test and an MOT for this afternoon - normally 1-2 weeks of wait

All the shot food is gone only nice stuff left, forcing me to eat well

Both working from home so get to have lots of daytime sex

What else ?

"

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

The Eurovision song contest just got cancelled.

It ain't all bad folks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now lovely... Its sooo all about you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Eurovision song contest just got cancelled.

It ain't all bad folks. "

Makes it almost worth it just for that.

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Your a fun bunch ... it’s not the end of the world it’s a fucking sore throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your a fun bunch ... it’s not the end of the world it’s a fucking sore throat "

Really?

Perhaps educating yourself ought to become one of your priorities other than yourself, doesn't take much to quickly look the fool

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By *layful LiaisonsCouple
over a year ago

Bi-ville

2 hours to get into London when it normally takes 3.

Parking aplenty too!!

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By *ootleCouple
over a year ago

Romford, Essex


"Your a fun bunch ... it’s not the end of the world it’s a fucking sore throat "

Started well....but you just crashed and burned !

Make that comment to the families who have just lost a wife, husband, mum, dad, brother, sister uncle, nan, grandad, friend or who will lose loved one's over the next few months because of covid-19 - they didn't die of a fucking sore throat !!!

Some jokes go too far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your a fun bunch ... it’s not the end of the world it’s a fucking sore throat

Really?

Perhaps educating yourself ought to become one of your priorities other than yourself, doesn't take much to quickly look the fool "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eastenders will only be on two nights per week x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eastenders will only be on two nights per week x"

YEY!!!!

Maybe some businesses will see benefits from the forced remote working and carry it on after this is over which might have a small but positive effect on congestion, pollution etc.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"The Eurovision song contest just got cancelled.

It ain't all bad folks. "

And Glastonbury, the day gets better and better!

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I've started doing sit-ups and press-ups. There's no reason to go out, so am doing work outs in my flat.

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban


"The Eurovision song contest just got cancelled.

It ain't all bad folks. "

Noooo...That's the highlight of my televisual year. I knew they would cancel it but it's still disappointing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your a fun bunch ... it’s not the end of the world it’s a fucking sore throat

Started well....but you just crashed and burned !

Make that comment to the families who have just lost a wife, husband, mum, dad, brother, sister uncle, nan, grandad, friend or who will lose loved one's over the next few months because of covid-19 - they didn't die of a fucking sore throat !!!

Some jokes go too far."

Not to mention those of us who stand a chance of dying ourselves if we catch it.

There really are some ignorant, insensitive muppets on here.

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban


"Your a fun bunch ... it’s not the end of the world it’s a fucking sore throat

Started well....but you just crashed and burned !

Make that comment to the families who have just lost a wife, husband, mum, dad, brother, sister uncle, nan, grandad, friend or who will lose loved one's over the next few months because of covid-19 - they didn't die of a fucking sore throat !!!

Some jokes go too far.

Not to mention those of us who stand a chance of dying ourselves if we catch it.

There really are some ignorant, insensitive muppets on here. "

I stand a chance of dying. My parents could both due. I laughed at it. No such thing as a joke that goes too far.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Roads are clear on the morni g commute

No queues in the shops in town

No crowded pavements

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"Got a table last night in a really nice restaurant without having to book , service was great too.

No traffic

Gym was almost empty, didn’t have to wait for anything

Just booked an eye test and an MOT for this afternoon - normally 1-2 weeks of wait

All the shot food is gone only nice stuff left, forcing me to eat well

Both working from home so get to have lots of daytime sex

What else ?

"

I love your positivity

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"Eastenders will only be on two nights per week x"
Still 2 nights to many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oojCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

All the daytime sex mm, both here at same time

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By *aximo1Man
over a year ago

greenock

I'm going to jump on the band wagon I know this isn't a joke but in my opinion it's a big over reaction the vulnerable can die from any virus from the flu etc don't understand why they have to pit the whole country on lock down the impact this will have on the economy while be worse than anyone has ever seen should be the persons choice if they want to go out and work o socialise not the choice of the government

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Your a fun bunch ... it’s not the end of the world it’s a fucking sore throat "

I can see you're trying to make light of the situation but no, it's not just a sore throat. It all has huge implications ..

My friends daughter is 7 and has frequent pneumonia. Imagine their worry.

My elderly neighbour just got told he is no longer allowed to visit his dear wife in a home..The have never not seen eachother every day for 65 years

All my work and income is cancelled..i have two children and am a single parent.

When s tools close, children from abusive homes and families in poverty will suffer.

My dad has a compromised immune system and is very at risk.

This list is the tip of the iceberg.

But yes .. let's make light of it all to get through.. but please try out your super human powers of empathy and don't make crass comments like that OP

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Benefits ..

Increased community spirit

A rest for the planet

Families spending time together

Creative resourceful thinking

A torchlight on what is REALLY essential

Humour n creativity

Global awareness

Boris is actually having to engage his brain

I might finally get the decorating done!

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands

Probably less people getting ill from seasonal flu or common colds

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands


"Benefits ..

Boris is actually having to engage his brain

"

Fuck off and stop spreading false news, everyone knows he hasn't got one.

Dickhead ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your a fun bunch ... it’s not the end of the world it’s a fucking sore throat

Started well....but you just crashed and burned !

Make that comment to the families who have just lost a wife, husband, mum, dad, brother, sister uncle, nan, grandad, friend or who will lose loved one's over the next few months because of covid-19 - they didn't die of a fucking sore throat !!!

Some jokes go too far.

Not to mention those of us who stand a chance of dying ourselves if we catch it.

There really are some ignorant, insensitive muppets on here.

I stand a chance of dying. My parents could both due. I laughed at it. No such thing as a joke that goes too far. "

If I was a joke I agree, but far too many folk on here are totally dismissive or ignorant of the effects that this virus could have on large numbers of the population.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to jump on the band wagon I know this isn't a joke but in my opinion it's a big over reaction the vulnerable can die from any virus from the flu etc don't understand why they have to pit the whole country on lock down the impact this will have on the economy while be worse than anyone has ever seen should be the persons choice if they want to go out and work o socialise not the choice of the government "

The government have a responsibility and so do we all. Your reply is exactly why stupid people should not be allowed to be left to do what they want!!!

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By *aximo1Man
over a year ago

greenock

Nothing about being stupid its about thinking about the overall situation there is plenty of viruses out there killing people everyday but now all of a sudden we need locked down its stupid people in the government the now

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By *.W CPLCouple
over a year ago

PRESTON

They cancelled eastenders

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands


"Nothing about being stupid its about thinking about the overall situation there is plenty of viruses out there killing people everyday but now all of a sudden we need locked down its stupid people in the government the now "

https://www.livescience.com/new-coronavirus-compare-with-flu.html

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Eurovision song contest just got cancelled.

It ain't all bad folks. "

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban


"government

The government have a responsibility and so do we all. Your reply is exactly why stupid people should not be allowed to be left to do what they want!!! "

Depends on where your allegences lie. Whats best for the human population or what's best for you? I'm feeling really conflicted about staying home to protect people I care about as I know that's not good for humanity in the longer term.

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By *aximo1Man
over a year ago

greenock

I understand everything about this but don't agree with the approach they are taking closing schools for starters I work in a medical device company and now I'm going to struggle to get to work as no school no childminders so now explain there approach is for safety and responsible in what they are doing if we cant get to work how will we make what the NHS needs

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands


"They cancelled eastenders "

I wonder will they get statutory sick pay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I understand everything about this but don't agree with the approach they are taking closing schools for starters I work in a medical device company and now I'm going to struggle to get to work as no school no childminders so now explain there approach is for safety and responsible in what they are doing if we cant get to work how will we make what the NHS needs "

Take your kids with you, they can help out with your job.

That's about as sensible an answer as your silly rantings deserve tbh.

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By *orkiecplCouple
over a year ago

York

The complete shutdown of air travel and the mass reductions in all other transport is massively reducing the amount of co2 going into the atmosphere, china has reduced its ammount by 100 million tons of co2 the famous bejing smog has completely cleared , total clear blue skies mother earth can breath again

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands


"The complete shutdown of air travel and the mass reductions in all other transport is massively reducing the amount of co2 going into the atmosphere, china has reduced its ammount by 100 million tons of co2 the famous bejing smog has completely cleared , total clear blue skies mother earth can breath again "

Maybe that's what she intended

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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago

near ipswich


"Eastenders will only be on two nights per week x"
beat me to it

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By *otrockWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"The complete shutdown of air travel and the mass reductions in all other transport is massively reducing the amount of co2 going into the atmosphere, china has reduced its ammount by 100 million tons of co2 the famous bejing smog has completely cleared , total clear blue skies mother earth can breath again "

Wow I didn't know that.

I've never thought about how the atmosphere will have changed from all this....just imagine if this goes on for months how different it will look. I'd imagine they will be some amazing sunsets and sun rises... Got me thinking about it now. X

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By *orkiecplCouple
over a year ago

York

The most pulluting form of transportation is jet travel with a complete shutdown the reduction in co2 will be massive

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I understand everything about this but don't agree with the approach they are taking closing schools for starters I work in a medical device company and now I'm going to struggle to get to work as no school no childminders so now explain there approach is for safety and responsible in what they are doing if we cant get to work how will we make what the NHS needs "

Schools are open still for critical workers.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"I understand everything about this but don't agree with the approach they are taking closing schools for starters I work in a medical device company and now I'm going to struggle to get to work as no school no childminders so now explain there approach is for safety and responsible in what they are doing if we cant get to work how will we make what the NHS needs

Schools are open still for critical workers. "

How will that work, will the children go to a different school, my kids school is completely closing.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I understand everything about this but don't agree with the approach they are taking closing schools for starters I work in a medical device company and now I'm going to struggle to get to work as no school no childminders so now explain there approach is for safety and responsible in what they are doing if we cant get to work how will we make what the NHS needs

Schools are open still for critical workers.

How will that work, will the children go to a different school, my kids school is completely closing. "

Don’t know, we’re ringing our school today to find out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Eurovision song contest just got cancelled.

It ain't all bad folks. "

Hahaha we always do shit anyway

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

None

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By *UPASOAKERandMASTERCouple
over a year ago

Guildford

..Ask me in 6 months time if you're still alive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are attempting to destroy our planet, our Planet will always fight back and Nature will always try and rebalance.

There is currently thousands and thousands less tons of pollution being put in to the air.

This is our Planet fighting back and we should learn from it!

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By *ixen500Couple
over a year ago

some where near shropshire


"Your a fun bunch ... it’s not the end of the world it’s a fucking sore throat

Started well....but you just crashed and burned !

Make that comment to the families who have just lost a wife, husband, mum, dad, brother, sister uncle, nan, grandad, friend or who will lose loved one's over the next few months because of covid-19 - they didn't die of a fucking sore throat !!!

Some jokes go too far."

Well said !

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar


"The Eurovision song contest just got cancelled.

It ain't all bad folks. "

Yay TFFT

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar


"We are attempting to destroy our planet, our Planet will always fight back and Nature will always try and rebalance.

There is currently thousands and thousands less tons of pollution being put in to the air.

This is our Planet fighting back and we should learn from it! "

Yeah the native Indians of America had it right every species on this planet lives in harmony with nature except for one the human race.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, harm the Planet and it will harm you! Let us hope that Governments will learn from it - somehow I doubt it though.

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

30% off all beer in the Castle pub right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheeple.

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados


"Your a fun bunch ... it’s not the end of the world it’s a fucking sore throat "

Wow.

Just wow.

No, it is not just a sore throat. For some people it has severe implications. And even in those that don't get it it has knock on effects.

My son has severe medical issues... basically is not allowed to have contact with another human being until June.

I know two people in the US, one needing dental surgery to remove his teeth as the first step in a mouth cancer treatment... unable to get an appointment anywhere due to combination of overload of staff and their insurance system. Another who's wife was due to have a bone marrow operation tomorrow because of Leukaemia and just been called to say that is cancelled and she is now back on chemo for another 6 months.

This shit is real.

So pull your head out your arse.

-Matt

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Got a table last night in a really nice restaurant without having to book , service was great too.

No traffic

Gym was almost empty, didn’t have to wait for anything

Just booked an eye test and an MOT for this afternoon - normally 1-2 weeks of wait

All the shot food is gone only nice stuff left, forcing me to eat well

Both working from home so get to have lots of daytime sex

What else ?

"

Drove through bath at rush hour in 5 minutes

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban


"

This shit is real.

-Matt"

Yes it's real. That's why we're making jokes. It's a human coping system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of people are going to get their inheritance early

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados


"

This shit is real.

-Matt

Yes it's real. That's why we're making jokes. It's a human coping system

"

Indeed. I'm aware that most people in this thread are joking... but do you honestly think this comment is a joke?

"Your a fun bunch ... it’s not the end of the world it’s a fucking sore throat"

Really?

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know Mersey care are building a new school for employees children!!

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By *ildatheart6969Couple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

George Carlin was always aware

https://youtu.be/X29lF43mUlo

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

For some people it will be an opportunity to make a LOT of money.....!!

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"I know Mersey care are building a new school for employees children!! "

Trust they are getting the Chinese into build it. If we do it, we will have had another couple pandemic before it is finished...

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Forum Police are here....ooooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know Mersey care are building a new school for employees children!!

Trust they are getting the Chinese into build it. If we do it, we will have had another couple pandemic before it is finished... "

Strange thing to say

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

On a money saving note. The local authorities could put my body in a mass grave.

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By *ess n BenCouple
over a year ago

Didcot


"Your a fun bunch ... it’s not the end of the world it’s a fucking sore throat "

Not for the poor people who have lost their lives prematurely

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon


"Your a fun bunch ... it’s not the end of the world it’s a fucking sore throat "

Try telling that to the 20 plus (doctors estimate) relatives that will be burying grandparents if this gets in to my place of work....some people need a reality check, go to your mirror and practice telling someone that their parent or grandparent died, but it's ok, was only supposed to be a sore throat.

Muppet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow this is the most moronic post i have ever read , it makes my blood boil !!!

I know families who live week to week struggling to make ends meet who are now income less thanks to all the bars , restaurants and soon to be hotels being forced to close .

Its just a shame you are not in their shoes you self centred attitude would certainly change then.

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Nothing about being stupid its about thinking about the overall situation there is plenty of viruses out there killing people everyday but now all of a sudden we need locked down its stupid people in the government the now "

..and why do you think 'all of a sudden we need to be locked down"?

Do you think it'd Killer Virus Week and the World Health Organisation voted to celebrate Corona?

Do you think a Tory government are allocating billions in public funds because they're known for giving money away?

That's really all you need to know to understand how potentially serious this is.

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