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By *bixx OP   Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I have big virus in my pants and moving a loot.

Is there someone can help me?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm sure someone could biopsy it.

We'll get Bruce to put on some Ebola style PPE. We're all out of anaesthesia though, you'll just have to cope as we remove a tissue sample. Apologies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move the loot out of your pants that will help

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By *bixx OP   Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

[Removed by poster at 21/08/22 16:48:29]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have big virus in my pants and moving a loot.

Is there someone can help me? "

Oops probably not the best place to claim you have a virus.....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I have big virus in my pants and moving a loot.

Is there someone can help me? "

Would washing your bottom and a pair of clean pants help ?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante


"I have big virus in my pants and moving a loot.

Is there someone can help me?

Would washing your bottom and a pair of clean pants help ?"

I fear it may be too late!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Could you describe your symptoms a little clearly for us? Any lesions? Were you thinking Monkeypox?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Are you sure it's a virus and not a parasite?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

OP have you seen any sign of improvement over the past six days ?

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside


"I have big virus in my pants and moving a loot.

Is there someone can help me? "

How is a virus, big or small, moving loot around.

Are you referring to loot in your wallet and the virus is moving your wallet around your pants.

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By *bixx OP   Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I think you’re the only person understood what the virus

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By *bixx OP   Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

It’s hot, hard, big and almost 9 inch

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It’s hot, hard, big and almost 9 inch "

Bruce is still available to biopsy it. We still don't have any pain relief though.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Funny place to keep a subway sandwich. Guessing meatball marinara. Strange though as they are 6 or 12 inch. So with yours being 9 inch you either got a big little one or a small big one.

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester


"Funny place to keep a subway sandwich. Guessing meatball marinara. Strange though as they are 6 or 12 inch. So with yours being 9 inch you either got a big little one or a small big one. "

I was thinking a turd…. That would definitely cause issues if it was 9inches lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

???? this made me chuckle

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge


"Funny place to keep a subway sandwich. Guessing meatball marinara. Strange though as they are 6 or 12 inch. So with yours being 9 inch you either got a big little one or a small big one.

I was thinking a turd…. That would definitely cause issues if it was 9inches lol"

Turtles head for sure..

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By *valiceslutTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"Funny place to keep a subway sandwich. Guessing meatball marinara. Strange though as they are 6 or 12 inch. So with yours being 9 inch you either got a big little one or a small big one. "

Great reply although have to admit completely off piste!!

(On an aside - fossils!!! A great hobby of mine too. Sorry I can’t send you a message as I’m an old fossil for your filter - I collect mine from Charmouth mainly on the beach / have a great collection of ammonites and cry kids with some icthysaur vertebrae too - where do you get yours as I’d like to expand away from the Jurassic period / any tips welcome - and apologies OP for taking over your post xxxx)

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By *valiceslutTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Crynoids not cry kids doh!

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