FabSwingers.com forum: "Anal pustules"

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Seems that monkeypox is a very durable fomite, ie. it survives on surfaces and you can pick it up by touch. Also most sufferers get "anal pustules". So be careful out there when you need to use a public loo, they're even more of a bio hazard than usual. The convenience of a convenience could result in major inconvenience. Monkeypox is not just a few itchy pimples, it's a literal pain in the arse.

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Well…..that’s enough Fab for one day…..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Gosh, why are you afraid of a little blister? Stop living in fear and live your life!

We have immune systems!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Gosh, why are you afraid of a little blister? Stop living in fear and live your life!

We have immune systems!"

I'm a picker.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Gosh, why are you afraid of a little blister? Stop living in fear and live your life!

We have immune systems!

I'm a picker."

Yum yum

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Dont worry about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be living like monks soon

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By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Be living like monks soon "

It'll certainly feel like you're wearing pants made out of itchy horsehair...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Gosh, why are you afraid of a little blister? Stop living in fear and live your life!

We have immune systems!"

Bet they said that about the black death Swing..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

If ones pustules start getting all anal is a solution to tell them to stop being arsey..

Or is bleach the solution?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Gosh, why are you afraid of a little blister? Stop living in fear and live your life!

We have immune systems!

Bet they said that about the black death Swing..

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polly you must be great fun at parties

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Gosh, why are you afraid of a little blister? Stop living in fear and live your life!

We have immune systems!

Bet they said that about the black death Swing..

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die"

Always a good ethos..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's that attention you ordered. Have some self respect mate

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

As the children's book "Dr Dog" wisely advises, "never scratch your bum then suck your thumb".

Wise words to live by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im pretty sure my anus has never touched a surface in a public toilet. Why would it?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Im pretty sure my anus has never touched a surface in a public toilet. Why would it?"

My liver doesn't touch much, yet it was sure as hell affected when it set off some internal bleeding from an infection I got.

Because infections are rarely limited to the site of infection, because that's how anything works.

Hope this helps

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Gosh, why are you afraid of a little blister? Stop living in fear and live your life!

We have immune systems!

Bet they said that about the black death Swing..

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die

Always a good ethos..

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didnt see ‘ shag like it’s your last shag ever!’ In there - could we add that - then im happy to sign off on it!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Gosh, why are you afraid of a little blister? Stop living in fear and live your life!

We have immune systems!

I'm a picker.

Yum yum "

I'm dreading getting it. I managed to avoid chicken pox and bad acne so far.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"As the children's book "Dr Dog" wisely advises, "never scratch your bum then suck your thumb".

Wise words to live by

"Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger".

Confucius

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By *otsMan
over a year ago

Higham

Wire brush and Detol scottish cure for everything!!

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

"As the children's book "Dr Dog" wisely advises, "never scratch your bum then suck your thumb".

Wise words to live by

But I've never scratched my bum with my thumb.

Just tried it, bit awkward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the children's book "Dr Dog" wisely advises, "never scratch your bum then suck your thumb".

Wise words to live by

"Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger".

Confucius"

He was a wise guy

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"As the children's book "Dr Dog" wisely advises, "never scratch your bum then suck your thumb".

Wise words to live by

I think its scratching someone else's bum that seems to be the problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its ok i dont worry about these things, especially for the last 2 years. I use take away the fear factor 50 cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rimmers will be happy.

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By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Im pretty sure my anus has never touched a surface in a public toilet. Why would it?"

Splash back...

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By *ark Knight 2017Man
over a year ago

Ware

Eat more banana's

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Eat more banana's "

But not after they've been inserted anywhere but a banana tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your like St.James palace in Hyde Park

Could have been Toy Story IV seen a neighbor do that DOWN his Mum's To his throat

14 days hiding from everyone aint funny

Don't call for it but check mental records if you know Suspective Behaviour & Behind the curtains

Safe to say if they have (monkey Face,) zoologicals or

//Last years Excretion pausing out their pores - don't let them touch anywhere including licking the Anus walls

Probably want newspaper for the public seating too for close up, Activity in public with durable seating germs

You ever been jumped on by Clyde orangutan and bust a Rib or 3 because he liked the smell of your bum walking past

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By *leasureseekers123Couple
over a year ago

Hythe

When I click on a thread that says “anal pustules” I know that I’ve had too much fab for one day!

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By *leasedtomeetyouMan
over a year ago

South West

I've heard they're quite nice fried in a little butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkey pox is the same family as small pox so not exactly a joking matter.

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By *ess King tvTV/TS
over a year ago

KING'S LYNN

"Seems that monkeypox is a very durable fomite, ie. it survives on surfaces and you can pick it up by touch. Also most sufferers get "anal pustules". So be careful out there when you need to use a public loo, they're even more of a bio hazard than usual. The convenience of a convenience could result in major inconvenience. Monkeypox is not just a few itchy pimples, it's a literal pain in the arse."

Dont leave the house!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Polly you must be great fun at parties"

Showing her holiday snaps, pictures of her anal pustules...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez I died already 3times. Now 4th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive heard trump is already working on his domestos supository as we read this.

Nothing solves health crysis like a bit of bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Polly you must be great fun at parties

Showing her holiday snaps, pictures of her anal pustules... "

Lol were you left hard and horny after viewing said pustules?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Serious question though.

If someone picked her Monkeypox scabs and had pock marks all over her face (and probably anus) would she still get the D?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serious question though.

If someone picked her Monkeypox scabs and had pock marks all over her face (and probably anus) would she still get the D?"

On here yes as many guys want their first veri

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"Gosh, why are you afraid of a little blister? Stop living in fear and live your life!

We have immune systems!

Bet they said that about the black death Swing..

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die"

Super stds start somewhere...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Gosh, why are you afraid of a little blister? Stop living in fear and live your life!

We have immune systems!

Bet they said that about the black death Swing..

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die

Super stds start somewhere... "

I wasn't condoning the expression

it comes from the time of the Black Death.

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