FabSwingers.com forum: Man claims he lost 1.5 inches from the length of his penis after Covid

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That will make sure every man stays Covid free.

If only they reported this 2 years ago

Some of us can’t afford to lose 0.5 inches let alone any more

Article in the mail today so it must be true

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By *igNick1381Man
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

Happens every winter to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happens every winter to be fair"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard that the nature of it was a little prick, not covid.

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By *ovebjsMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Maybe he got new ruler one without the first inch missing

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

I wonder if this might stop the "I have had it 3 times with no problem" boasts? That could put the potential partner right off, starting with -1 inch

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I wonder if this might stop the "I have had it 3 times with no problem" boasts? That could put the potential partner right off, starting with -1 inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard he's had to change his name to Justin by deed poll.

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

"I wonder if this might stop the "I have had it 3 times with no problem" boasts? That could put the potential partner right off, starting with -1 inch

no more big dick energy for them

probably wont stop them being big dicks though

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Was it not Fab inches though? If you lose 3 Fab inches, it means your penis was amputated.

1 Fan inch = 3 regular inches on a ruler

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"Was it not Fab inches though? If you lose 3 Fab inches, it means your penis was amputated.

1 Fan inch = 3 regular inches on a ruler"

Noo other way round. 1 real is 3 Fab. Like fisherman's inches. Best to ignore them all and go by Sky remotes.

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By *igNick1381Man
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

"Was it not Fab inches though? If you lose 3 Fab inches, it means your penis was amputated.

1 Fan inch = 3 regular inches on a ruler

Noo other way round. 1 real is 3 Fab. Like fisherman's inches. Best to ignore them all and go by Sky remotes."

Sky remotes, a universally used measurement system, followed closely by the less popular metric

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Was it not Fab inches though? If you lose 3 Fab inches, it means your penis was amputated.

1 Fan inch = 3 regular inches on a ruler

Noo other way round. 1 real is 3 Fab. Like fisherman's inches. Best to ignore them all and go by Sky remotes."

Can you tell my brain was frazzled when I typed the above?!

Anyhow, the loss of dick-age will be related to poorer circulation caused by COVID and resulting in less increase in the volume of the corpus spongeosum during arousal*

*This is the boring answer from my frazzled brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So... this case was the opposite of long covid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That will make sure every man stays Covid free.

If only they reported this 2 years ago

Some of us can’t afford to lose 0.5 inches let alone any more

Article in the mail today so it must be true

Covid really is a proper wanker !!!

Mate if I loose 0.5 I’m basically just a set of balls

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

"That will make sure every man stays Covid free.

If only they reported this 2 years ago

Some of us can’t afford to lose 0.5 inches let alone any more

Article in the mail today so it must be true

Covid really is a proper wanker !!!

Mate if I loose 0.5 I’m basically just a set of balls "

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

"That will make sure every man stays Covid free.

If only they reported this 2 years ago

Some of us can’t afford to lose 0.5 inches let alone any more

Article in the mail today so it must be true

Covid really is a proper wanker !!!

Mate if I loose 0.5 I’m basically just a set of balls

All I can say is thank the gods I am a grower not a shower well so long as it is of the soft length otherwise I may be in trouble if u catch it

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Was it not Fab inches though? If you lose 3 Fab inches, it means your penis was amputated.

1 Fan inch = 3 regular inches on a ruler

Noo other way round. 1 real is 3 Fab. Like fisherman's inches. Best to ignore them all and go by Sky remotes.

Can you tell my brain was frazzled when I typed the above?!

Anyhow, the loss of dick-age will be related to poorer circulation caused by COVID and resulting in less increase in the volume of the corpus spongeosum during arousal*

*This is the boring answer from my frazzled brain

And here was me just thinking excuses excuses. Just admit you have/are a wee dick!

*delete as appropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it not Fab inches though? If you lose 3 Fab inches, it means your penis was amputated.

1 Fan inch = 3 regular inches on a ruler

Noo other way round. 1 real is 3 Fab. Like fisherman's inches. Best to ignore them all and go by Sky remotes.

Can you tell my brain was frazzled when I typed the above?!

Anyhow, the loss of dick-age will be related to poorer circulation caused by COVID and resulting in less increase in the volume of the corpus spongeosum during arousal*

*This is the boring answer from my frazzled brain

And here was me just thinking excuses excuses. Just admit you have/are a wee dick!

*delete as appropriate"

As long as covid doesn’t come and take some as a sick momentum!

Na it would still be small

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By *hristov2Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Yes covid does take inches off, i am now down to an honest 12"!!

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

Thought the Sunday Sport was not printed any more?

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

"Yes covid does take inches off, i am now down to an honest 12"!!"
That's it. Make me feel bad about only having 10''

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By *alisburycplCouple
over a year ago

Salisbury

I suggest if this happens, don’t going surfing in Cornwall….you’ll never find Percy again!!

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By *ovebjsMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Thai story is about as unbelievable as Nicki Minaj’s cousins friend who’s testicles apparently swelled up and made him impotent

Trouble is it’s on twitter so must have been true apparently!

It’s not by the way

Just goes to show just how gullible and stupid some people can be.

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

"I suggest if this happens, don’t going surfing in Cornwall….you’ll never find Percy again!!"

Done this as a kid and he never came out until I was in my 20s

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