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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.

Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.

Should I go out or not?

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By *I TwoCouple
over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.

Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.

Should I go out or not?"

No, you might have Covid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.

Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.

Should I go out or not?

No, you might have Covid"

I feel fine - is that a symptom?

I'm leaning towards staying put as I'd hate to end up in hospital, taking up a bed that could be used by someone who is vaccinated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.

Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.

Should I go out or not?"

Exactly

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By *ovebjsMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.

Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.

Should I go out or not?

No, you might have Covid

I feel fine - is that a symptom?

I'm leaning towards staying put as I'd hate to end up in hospital, taking up a bed that could be used by someone who is vaccinated."

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By *I TwoCouple
over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.

Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.

Should I go out or not?

No, you might have Covid

I feel fine - is that a symptom?

I'm leaning towards staying put as I'd hate to end up in hospital, taking up a bed that could be used by someone who is vaccinated."

Yes, feeling fine can be a symptom a d it's called asymptomatic infection.

In out experience, people who don't care to get vaccinated don't care enough to test regularly and as such help spread this vile disease.

So stay inside

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside

"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.

Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.

Should I go out or not?"
Have you had your 17th booster?

You might kill someones granny!

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By *I TwoCouple
over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.

Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.

Should I go out or not?Have you had your 17th booster?

You might kill someones granny!"

Ow your either being stupid or just rude.

I've had my booster and I test before I meet anyone's Granny

What did you contribute to society today ?

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside

"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.

Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.

Should I go out or not?Have you had your 17th booster?

You might kill someones granny!

Ow your either being stupid or just rude.

I've had my booster and I test before I meet anyone's Granny

What did you contribute to society today ?"
I went to work, likely paid a lot of tax on it too. Gotta pay for all boosters.

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By *otswoldguy911Man
over a year ago

gloucestershire

"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.

Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.

Should I go out or not?"

Yes definitely stay in sage are never wrong about anything are they!?

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By *ir-spunk-alotMan
over a year ago

Southern England

No need to stay in, your stupidity is not contagious.

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.

Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.

Should I go out or not?

No, you might have Covid

I feel fine - is that a symptom?

I'm leaning towards staying put as I'd hate to end up in hospital, taking up a bed that could be used by someone who is vaccinated.

Yes, feeling fine can be a symptom a d it's called asymptomatic infection.

In out experience, people who don't care to get vaccinated don't care enough to test regularly and as such help spread this vile disease.

So stay inside "

And this is called the law of unintended consequences.

Many vaccinated people have thrown caution to the wind and dropped all other risk mitigations (to be fair we were told vaccines were our only path back to normal life).

Because the vaccines reduce the chance of serious illness they also reduce the chance of developing symptoms. However, these asymptomatic vaccinated people are walking around blissfully unaware that they are actually a carrier and are transmitting to others.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I'm guessing that sounded really funny in your head ?

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

I would advise all the people over 60 this winter, To have both arms and legs put in plaster. Just in case we slip over. The only set back that I can see is. You will walk like you have shit yourself.

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By *an JuniperoCouple
over a year ago

North East

"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.

Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.

Should I go out or not?"

Hahaha!

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.

Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.

Should I go out or not?"

Just keep your phone on you for the ambulance.

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside

"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.

Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.

Should I go out or not?

Just keep your phone on you for the ambulance."
If you get booster first you'll have a cracking 5g signal too

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By *igNick1381Man
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.

Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.

Should I go out or not?Have you had your 17th booster?

You might kill someones granny!

Ow your either being stupid or just rude.

I've had my booster and I test before I meet anyone's Granny

What did you contribute to society today ?"

Come on everybody

I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Tunnel downwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your dogs name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.

Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.

Should I go out or not?

No, you might have Covid

I feel fine - is that a symptom?

I'm leaning towards staying put as I'd hate to end up in hospital, taking up a bed that could be used by someone who is vaccinated.

Yes, feeling fine can be a symptom a d it's called asymptomatic infection.

In out experience, people who don't care to get vaccinated don't care enough to test regularly and as such help spread this vile disease.

So stay inside "

Nailed it right there! - Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asked SAGE to do a worst case scenario for today's dog walk.

Apparently I'm going to be run over twice by cars, slide down a muddy slope, bang by head on a rock in the brook and drown.

Should I go out or not?"
did you ask how likely are it was to happen and what assumptions they made to get this answer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm guessing that sounded really funny in your head ?"

You're giving me way too much credit thinking I made it up myself!

The truth is I copied and pasted it from Twitter.

;-)

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