FabSwingers.com forum: Boris's Secret Xmas party extension

By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Thanks everyone, for this fun thread, so without further ado...As you were!

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Well on the previous all of stammers crowd because someone doesn’t believe him that they didn’t have a party. I’ve not heard any accusations or media reports so it just looks like deflection to me.

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

This begs the bigger question, is this deflection a smokescreen for something bad news?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's clearer than ever that he's got no respect for you. He will happily make you suffer anything, whilst he does what he wants to, at your expense.

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

If anyone in the running of the country and have made the rules and break them regardless of which party they are from should be held to account. To throw mud at others saying I bet they had a party too and I don’t believe that they didn’t! Without any grounds other than they are from the opposition to the party you support is pretty weak. It’s like a school child getting caught speaking in class and when getting told off as a defence blame some other kid for speaking too

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

And what makes you think that Westminster is any different?

The opposition is one class and the Gov is another, with the Speaker being the primary school teacher.

Not forgetting of course the whips being the prefects/school grasses.

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"And what makes you think that Westminster is any different?

The opposition is one class and the Gov is another, with the Speaker being the primary school teacher.

Not forgetting of course the whips being the prefects/school grasses."
totally agree that Boris will have people running to him telling him everything to curry favour. That is the best case scenario for how much he knew, did he approve/attend/encourage/organise are other scenarios that could have been the case. The most unlikely scenario is that he knew not a jot and only found out about the parties recently! Sad thing is that people in other high profile jobs lost them for what could be seen as extreme rule breaking

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

He's paid to know. He is their boss.

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

I've written a song about this.

Anyone interested?

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I've written a song about this.

Anyone interested?"
go on let’s see the words, is it to a well known tune or have you done the music too?

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I've written a song about this.

Anyone interested? go on let’s see the words, is it to a well known tune or have you done the music too?"

You may have heard of it! LOL I don't do music.I'm not that talented.

Not sure if a certain Scottish and Irish song writing duo would approve... but here goes.

*******************************

It's piss take time, there's no need to isolate

It’s piss take time, we turn on lights and we have no shame

And in our world of plenty, we can share a smirk of joy

Throw your arms around your intern at piss take time

Pretend to care, care for the other ones

At piss take time, it's hard, but then we’re having fun

There's a world inside our window

And it's a world of shortbread and cheer

Where the only water flowing is the bitter Fever Tree ™

And the Christmas Bells™ we drink here

And a cheeky glass or two

Well, tonight, thank God it's us instead of you

And there won't be Jon Snow chats this piss take time

The greatest gift they'll get this year is lies

We haven’t got a hope, faith’s in lateral flows

Do they know it's piss take time at all?

Here's to you, raise a finger to everyone

Here's to them readers of that effing Sun ™

Do they know it's piss take time at all?

Fuck the world

Let them know it's piss take time again

Feed the world

(and repeat)

Horny PT 2021

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I've written a song about this.

Anyone interested? go on let’s see the words, is it to a well known tune or have you done the music too?

You may have heard of it! LOL I don't do music.I'm not that talented.

Not sure if a certain Scottish and Irish song writing duo would approve... but here goes.

*******************************

It's piss take time, there's no need to isolate

It’s piss take time, we turn on lights and we have no shame

And in our world of plenty, we can share a smirk of joy

Throw your arms around your intern at piss take time

Pretend to care, care for the other ones

At piss take time, it's hard, but then we’re having fun

There's a world inside our window

And it's a world of shortbread and cheer

Where the only water flowing is the bitter Fever Tree ™

And the Christmas Bells™ we drink here

And a cheeky glass or two

Well, tonight, thank God it's us instead of you

And there won't be Jon Snow chats this piss take time

The greatest gift they'll get this year is lies

We haven’t got a hope, faith’s in lateral flows

Do they know it's piss take time at all?

Here's to you, raise a finger to everyone

Here's to them readers of that effing Sun ™

Do they know it's piss take time at all?

Fuck the world

Let them know it's piss take time again

Feed the world

(and repeat)

Horny PT 2021

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B & M would be pwoud vewy vewy pwoud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've written a song about this.

Anyone interested?"

Nope

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Aww fanks!

So that's who the bargain home goods chainstore is named after.

Feel free to share this one online.

You have good taste!

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I've written a song about this.

Anyone interested?

Nope"
too late to the party I’m afraid. Oops sorry not a party

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

No evidence here, move along: if you want your local Constabulary to survive the next round of budget cuts.

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I've written a song about this.

Anyone interested?

Nope too late to the party I’m afraid. Oops sorry not a party "

Tories: not a party, but a shambles.

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