FabSwingers.com forum: Miseltoe banned

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A cabinet minister has hinted that kissing under the misletoe could be banned this Christmas to stop the spread of viruses. Surely they wouldn't ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did they have a view if analingus was acceptable? If they were silent on it I assume it’s all good for the Office party?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Does it need to be banned to stop people doing stupid unnecessary things in these times. Is it not just common sense?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cabinet minister has hinted that kissing under the misletoe could be banned this Christmas to stop the spread of viruses. Surely they wouldn't ? "

Hopefully nobody has plastic ones in a box in the loft.

F’kin idiots.

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Mistletoe? Little white things which encourages sexual harassment and are a type of parasite.

Or is that cabinet ministers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless your in your cabinet office having an affair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cabinet minister has hinted that kissing under the misletoe could be banned this Christmas to stop the spread of viruses. Surely they wouldn't ? "

No they didn't. They said that kissing strangers probably wasn't the best way to stop the virus spreading.

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

I reckon it’s just to stop them getting groped inexpertly by Matt Hancock in the name of festive fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cabinet minister has hinted that kissing under the misletoe could be banned this Christmas to stop the spread of viruses. Surely they wouldn't ?

No they didn't. They said that kissing strangers probably wasn't the best way to stop the virus spreading."

But have they tried it though?

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Truro

"A cabinet minister has hinted that kissing under the misletoe could be banned this Christmas to stop the spread of viruses. Surely they wouldn't ?

No they didn't. They said that kissing strangers probably wasn't the best way to stop the virus spreading."

Exactly this

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Yes you can use mistletoe this season provided:

You have had both injections and a booster.

You have to have a PCR test in the past 48 hours and a rapid one within 12 hours.

Have a normal temperature (this may be difficult if you have jumped the gun and had full on sex because you dirty fuckers couldn't be arsed to wait)

The person under the mistletoe has to be in your bubble and they too must have completed the above...

So after all that and you still can be arsed with mistletoe then crack on you sexy lot!!!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"A cabinet minister has hinted that kissing under the misletoe could be banned this Christmas to stop the spread of viruses. Surely they wouldn't ? "

Which cabinet minister and where did he say it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cabinet minister has hinted that kissing under the misletoe could be banned this Christmas to stop the spread of viruses. Surely they wouldn't ?

No they didn't. They said that kissing strangers probably wasn't the best way to stop the virus spreading."

I think that makes perfect sense with the new variant. Unfortunately we do live in a society where we have to put ‘may contain nuts’ on packets of nuts

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Which cabinet minister and where did he say it?"

Government Minister Theresa Coffey on Twitter

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I heard she said no kissing but bumming is still ok so that’s a relief!! #headlines

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

If anyone is interested in being bummed under the mistletoe…. Just saying … can always message me!! With the subject ‘Bum me under the mistletoe!’

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Which cabinet minister and where did he say it?

Government Minister Theresa Coffey on Twitter"

I found "Don't kiss with people you don't know" which is hardly "Mistletoe is banned"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't even shake hands with people I don't know nowadays

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By *ristoltony40Man
over a year ago

bristol

Enough of these hypocritical bullshitters , , who cares what MPs think if indeed they do ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Enough of these hypocritical bullshitters , , who cares what MPs think if indeed they do ? "

But it is entirely sensible not to kiss strangers or even acquaintances at the moment.

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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago

near ipswich

"A cabinet minister has hinted that kissing under the misletoe could be banned this Christmas to stop the spread of viruses. Surely they wouldn't ?

No they didn't. They said that kissing strangers probably wasn't the best way to stop the virus spreading."
Exactly nothing at all about a ban i do wish people would stop making stuff up.

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By *igNick1381Man
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

"Did they have a view if analingus was acceptable? If they were silent on it I assume it’s all good for the Office party?"

I swear to god, back in the early days of this I remember seeing a health advisement saying that rimming should be avoided.

Truly the end of days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm, it took me a lot of effort in writing my bio (whole 5 minutes)... Hope I don't have to redo it

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This has news written all over it ....

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