FabSwingers.com forum: New mask & vaccine research

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I heard from my neighbour that getting fully vaccinated will make a fella's dick 2-3 inches longer. And wearing a mask indoors around others will add another inch to your cock + make it girthier.

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside

My vaccine was defective then, I did have one of those dodgy AZ batches

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My vaccine was defective then, I did have one of those dodgy AZ batches

Just takes time for the cock enlargment to kick in, I'm sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they maybe getting confused with phizers Viagra

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I got fully vaccinated and I wear a mask indoors around others. And now I'm hung like a horse.

Gents, get that vaccine, mask up and enjoy the benefits too!

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside

Wouldn't matter, I don't think my panic stricken gaze and cold sweat sheen while masked is all that attractive anyway to get to use the enlargement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the benefits for females? Will we grow boobs like Dolly Parton...?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Will we grow boobs like Dolly Parton...? "

Dolly Parton donated $1 million for development of the Moderna vaccination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the benefits for females? Will we grow boobs like Dolly Parton...? "

Im not sure you need to worry about that judging by your pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I heard from my neighbour that getting fully vaccinated will make a fella's dick 2-3 inches longer. And wearing a mask indoors around others will add another inch to your cock + make it girthier.

I'll let you know in a week or twos time, had my 2nd jab today so when thats fully kicked in i shall hopefully be helicoptering a mahoosive schlong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I heard from my neighbour that getting fully vaccinated will make a fella's dick 2-3 inches longer. And wearing a mask indoors around others will add another inch to your cock + make it girthier.

I'll let you know in a week or twos time, had my 2nd jab today so when thats fully kicked in i shall hopefully be helicoptering a mahoosive schlong."

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By *arklong88Man
over a year ago

portslade

"Will we grow boobs like Dolly Parton...?

Dolly Parton donated $1 million for development of the Moderna vaccination"

There actually was something I heard about boobs getting bigger after Pfizer vax...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you miss read the memorandum. Are you sure it wasn’t that they are big cocks? Or in other words massive bellends. I guess the proof will be in the pudding, and it’s possible all the ingredients haven’t been added yet! ;p

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Maybe you miss read the memorandum. Are you sure it wasn’t that they are big cocks? Or in other words massive bellends. I guess the proof will be in the pudding, and it’s possible all the ingredients haven’t been added yet! ;p"

So ingredients can be added to vaccines after you've had them?

Science is amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can confirm, I'm fully vaccinated and now have a third leg

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Can confirm, I'm fully vaccinated and now have a third leg

Hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can confirm, I'm fully vaccinated and now have a third leg

There ya go, fellers. It's not just me. Get those vaccines and wear those masks.

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