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By *an hj OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stowmarket

Been to the vets, officially not a sheep, scan shows no micro chip, disappointed that metal does not stick to my legs, have not been asked for my medical records when dining out, my civil rights are the same as they were two years ago, I didn't drop down dead within six weeks of being vaccinated, am I doing something wrong, or are the covid experts on here a little off track.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Nope sorry that's me too. So maybe rare but not unique.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My civil rights are temporarily suspended, but for good reason and with a clear pathway to come back.

I still seem to be human.

Cloth on my face has not rendered me unable to protest against injustice, nor is it a particular imposition.

I'm not particularly magnetic and apart from some minor short term side effects, I'm fine after my vaccinations.

I'm still not watching the BBC and I'm still capable of independent thought.

It's also a beautiful sunny day.

Huh. Who knew

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I do find that post-vaccination metal objects will stick to me, but only when coated with superglue. Coincidentally, pretty well every other type of object will stick to me when superglue is involved.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Tbh, I got stuck to the fridge not long after my vaccines and I'm still stuck there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tbh, I got stuck to the fridge not long after my vaccines and I'm still stuck there! "

You were warned

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Tbh, I got stuck to the fridge not long after my vaccines and I'm still stuck there!

You were warned "

I know, it's been pretty handy in the hot weather though

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I do see a vaccination biscuit correlation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been to the vets, officially not a sheep, scan shows no micro chip, disappointed that metal does not stick to my legs, have not been asked for my medical records when dining out, my civil rights are the same as they were two years ago, I didn't drop down dead within six weeks of being vaccinated, am I doing something wrong, or are the covid experts on here a little off track."

What an amazing coincidence, same here!

Maybe, just maybe, an academic background and subsequent professional career in virology and epidemiology IS more reliable than 30mins on YouTube and an ingrained hatred of authority figures/organisations……?

Who knew?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Been to the vets, officially not a sheep, scan shows no micro chip, disappointed that metal does not stick to my legs, have not been asked for my medical records when dining out, my civil rights are the same as they were two years ago, I didn't drop down dead within six weeks of being vaccinated, am I doing something wrong, or are the covid experts on here a little off track.

What an amazing coincidence, same here!

Maybe, just maybe, an academic background and subsequent professional career in virology and epidemiology IS more reliable than 30mins on YouTube and an ingrained hatred of authority figures/organisations……?

Who knew?

"

Nah. Open your eyes, have an open mind, the evidence is out there

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By *rs-sensual-meWoman
over a year ago

gwynedd

Can I join this club please??. Cos I'm going through the same thing. I thought I was alone!!

The only difference is that I seem to add an extra strawberry in my pink gin. Is this normal???

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Can I join this club please??. Cos I'm going through the same thing. I thought I was alone!!

The only difference is that I seem to add an extra strawberry in my pink gin. Is this normal??? "

How weird. Maybe you should report it as an adverse event.

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By *rs-sensual-meWoman
over a year ago

gwynedd


"Can I join this club please??. Cos I'm going through the same thing. I thought I was alone!!

The only difference is that I seem to add an extra strawberry in my pink gin. Is this normal???

How weird. Maybe you should report it as an adverse event."

Yes good idea. I'm secretly hoping they tell me to add extra gin to even it out.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Can I join this club please??. Cos I'm going through the same thing. I thought I was alone!!

The only difference is that I seem to add an extra strawberry in my pink gin. Is this normal???

How weird. Maybe you should report it as an adverse event.

Yes good idea. I'm secretly hoping they tell me to add extra gin to even it out."

That's the only logical solution methinks!

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

Walked under our big metal lightshade earlier and *donk* got sucked off my feet and my head stuck to it. I was left swaying back and forth for about an hour until the missus heard me and managed to pinata me down with a sweeping brush.

Goddamn vaccine.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Walked under our big metal lightshade earlier and *donk* got sucked off my feet and my head stuck to it. I was left swaying back and forth for about an hour until the missus heard me and managed to pinata me down with a sweeping brush.

Goddamn vaccine."

Bloody hell, it's a danger drug!

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex


"Walked under our big metal lightshade earlier and *donk* got sucked off my feet and my head stuck to it. I was left swaying back and forth for about an hour until the missus heard me and managed to pinata me down with a sweeping brush.

Goddamn vaccine."

Did you feel "light headed " ?

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

My dick got bigger, ow no hang on its my hands have got smaller

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"Been to the vets, officially not a sheep, scan shows no micro chip, disappointed that metal does not stick to my legs, have not been asked for my medical records when dining out, my civil rights are the same as they were two years ago, I didn't drop down dead within six weeks of being vaccinated, am I doing something wrong, or are the covid experts on here a little off track."

But has your WiFi just gotten better for no reason?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Been to the vets, officially not a sheep, scan shows no micro chip, disappointed that metal does not stick to my legs, have not been asked for my medical records when dining out, my civil rights are the same as they were two years ago, I didn't drop down dead within six weeks of being vaccinated, am I doing something wrong, or are the covid experts on here a little off track.

But has your WiFi just gotten better for no reason?"

My WiFi is still shite

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"Been to the vets, officially not a sheep, scan shows no micro chip, disappointed that metal does not stick to my legs, have not been asked for my medical records when dining out, my civil rights are the same as they were two years ago, I didn't drop down dead within six weeks of being vaccinated, am I doing something wrong, or are the covid experts on here a little off track.

But has your WiFi just gotten better for no reason?

My WiFi is still shite"

Ours too

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By *an hj OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stowmarket


"Been to the vets, officially not a sheep, scan shows no micro chip, disappointed that metal does not stick to my legs, have not been asked for my medical records when dining out, my civil rights are the same as they were two years ago, I didn't drop down dead within six weeks of being vaccinated, am I doing something wrong, or are the covid experts on here a little off track."

Sorry all, just been told that i did not have these symptoms because I had a placebo, oh well, better luck next time, at least it explains why my wifi hasn't changed.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Been to the vets, officially not a sheep, scan shows no micro chip, disappointed that metal does not stick to my legs, have not been asked for my medical records when dining out, my civil rights are the same as they were two years ago, I didn't drop down dead within six weeks of being vaccinated, am I doing something wrong, or are the covid experts on here a little off track.

Sorry all, just been told that i did not have these symptoms because I had a placebo, oh well, better luck next time, at least it explains why my wifi hasn't changed."

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Been to the vets, officially not a sheep, scan shows no micro chip, disappointed that metal does not stick to my legs, have not been asked for my medical records when dining out, my civil rights are the same as they were two years ago, I didn't drop down dead within six weeks of being vaccinated, am I doing something wrong, or are the covid experts on here a little off track.

Sorry all, just been told that i did not have these symptoms because I had a placebo, oh well, better luck next time, at least it explains why my wifi hasn't changed."

Yes, but on YouTube it reminds us that it could be the long term effects that we should be scared about. There is zero proof that we will be fit as butcher's dogs after enough time has passed and they activate the New World Odour. Each sheeple will be a combined wifi and 5G hotspot, rays penetrating our every nook and cranny. Always watch the price of Tin, on the spot markets, if want confirmation that it's coming.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Been to the vets, officially not a sheep, scan shows no micro chip, disappointed that metal does not stick to my legs, have not been asked for my medical records when dining out, my civil rights are the same as they were two years ago, I didn't drop down dead within six weeks of being vaccinated, am I doing something wrong, or are the covid experts on here a little off track.

Sorry all, just been told that i did not have these symptoms because I had a placebo, oh well, better luck next time, at least it explains why my wifi hasn't changed.

Yes, but on YouTube it reminds us that it could be the long term effects that we should be scared about. There is zero proof that we will be fit as butcher's dogs after enough time has passed and they activate the New World Odour. Each sheeple will be a combined wifi and 5G hotspot, rays penetrating our every nook and cranny. Always watch the price of Tin, on the spot markets, if want confirmation that it's coming. "

Maybe I'll turn into a cow because my ancestors got vaccinated against smallpox. Who knows?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Been to the vets, officially not a sheep, scan shows no micro chip, disappointed that metal does not stick to my legs, have not been asked for my medical records when dining out, my civil rights are the same as they were two years ago, I didn't drop down dead within six weeks of being vaccinated, am I doing something wrong, or are the covid experts on here a little off track.

Sorry all, just been told that i did not have these symptoms because I had a placebo, oh well, better luck next time, at least it explains why my wifi hasn't changed.

Yes, but on YouTube it reminds us that it could be the long term effects that we should be scared about. There is zero proof that we will be fit as butcher's dogs after enough time has passed and they activate the New World Odour. Each sheeple will be a combined wifi and 5G hotspot, rays penetrating our every nook and cranny. Always watch the price of Tin, on the spot markets, if want confirmation that it's coming. "

God, I'd love someone to penetrate my cranny, it's been so long.

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By *weetnjuicycoupleCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Oooh Keeley you silver tongued devil you xx

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Oooh Keeley you silver tongued devil you xx"

If that doesn't get me laid, nothing will

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm also special. A special special snowflake

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend


"Been to the vets, officially not a sheep, scan shows no micro chip, disappointed that metal does not stick to my legs, have not been asked for my medical records when dining out, my civil rights are the same as they were two years ago, I didn't drop down dead within six weeks of being vaccinated, am I doing something wrong, or are the covid experts on here a little off track."

Sadly not alone in this I was really hoping to get the bill gates 5g upgrade with the Pfizer vaccine had both now and waited three weeks, still no 5g, no magnetism nothing. I th8nk we were told lies you know

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Been to the vets, officially not a sheep, scan shows no micro chip, disappointed that metal does not stick to my legs, have not been asked for my medical records when dining out, my civil rights are the same as they were two years ago, I didn't drop down dead within six weeks of being vaccinated, am I doing something wrong, or are the covid experts on here a little off track."

Maybe it needs the second jab before it takes effect...

Will find out on Friday

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By *urga2076Woman
over a year ago

London

I love all your humour but truth is if they come to vaccinate my kids they can do so over my dead body. I want 7-10 years of data and enough evidence of no impact to fertility or babies born after. No ifs no buts no humour no amount of arm twisting or hate language. They’re my kids and my mamma wisdom won’t be swayed.

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan


"Been to the vets, officially not a sheep, scan shows no micro chip, disappointed that metal does not stick to my legs, have not been asked for my medical records when dining out, my civil rights are the same as they were two years ago, I didn't drop down dead within six weeks of being vaccinated, am I doing something wrong, or are the covid experts on here a little off track."

How you doing with the shouting at other people for making their own decisions? That can occur I’ve heard

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