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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And my dick fell off.

At last I have good 5g signal though so swings and roundabouts hey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah that's good then. Love the positive 'glass is half full' approach.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

All I got was a fever and a biscuit

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"All I got was a fever and a biscuit "

You got a biscuit? All I got was an injection in my arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And my dick fell off.

At last I have good 5g signal though so swings and roundabouts hey! "

OMG!!!! .... vaccine causes gender reassignment

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"All I got was a fever and a biscuit

You got a biscuit? All I got was an injection in my arm "

Clinical trial. Ha

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

While I was sitting down for 15 minutes afterwards I got better wifi than I get at home

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By *nergeticlemurMan
over a year ago

wiltshire


"All I got was a fever and a biscuit

You got a biscuit? All I got was an injection in my arm

Clinical trial. Ha"

the countries run so dry they're now paying clinical trial patients with hobknobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It may look like a hobnob but its actually the 5G chip. Your supposed to swallow it whole.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"All I got was a fever and a biscuit

You got a biscuit? All I got was an injection in my arm

Clinical trial. Ha the countries run so dry they're now paying clinical trial patients with hobknobs? "

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"And my dick fell off.

At last I have good 5g signal though so swings and roundabouts hey! "

Your not actually wrong I'm getting over half now in signal strength woohoo

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"All I got was a fever and a biscuit

You got a biscuit? All I got was an injection in my arm

Clinical trial. Ha the countries run so dry they're now paying clinical trial patients with hobknobs? "

He knows, Swing

Hobnobs are oaty-type biscuits. How did he know?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"All I got was a fever and a biscuit

You got a biscuit? All I got was an injection in my arm

Clinical trial. Ha the countries run so dry they're now paying clinical trial patients with hobknobs?

He knows, Swing

Hobnobs are oaty-type biscuits. How did he know?! "

the microchip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And my dick fell off.

At last I have good 5g signal though so swings and roundabouts hey!

Your not actually wrong I'm getting over half now in signal strength woohoo "

But did your dick fall off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All I got was a fever and a biscuit

You got a biscuit? All I got was an injection in my arm

Clinical trial. Ha the countries run so dry they're now paying clinical trial patients with hobknobs?

He knows, Swing

Hobnobs are oaty-type biscuits. How did he know?!

the microchip"

Oatychips

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By *nergeticlemurMan
over a year ago

wiltshire


"All I got was a fever and a biscuit

You got a biscuit? All I got was an injection in my arm

Clinical trial. Ha the countries run so dry they're now paying clinical trial patients with hobknobs?

He knows, Swing

Hobnobs are oaty-type biscuits. How did he know?!

the microchip"

you're right bill gates and Elon musk already got me run for your life!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"And my dick fell off.

At last I have good 5g signal though so swings and roundabouts hey!

Your not actually wrong I'm getting over half now in signal strength woohoo

But did your dick fall off? "

Nope but my arm feels like it's about to

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"All I got was a fever and a biscuit

You got a biscuit? All I got was an injection in my arm

Clinical trial. Ha the countries run so dry they're now paying clinical trial patients with hobknobs?

He knows, Swing

Hobnobs are oaty-type biscuits. How did he know?!

the microchip you're right bill gates and Elon musk already got me run for your life! "

Do I have to amputate first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While I was sitting down for 15 minutes afterwards I got better wifi than I get at home"

What 15 mins? My first jab I walked straight out, got in my car and drove 30 miles to work.

Must have forgotten my 5g chip....where do I complain?

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

No fair guys and girls, i have had both jabs now and still have no 5g signal, no hobnobs and my middle leg is the same as always I am somewhat disappointed maybe I need to put the tin foil hat on first?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"No fair guys and girls, i have had both jabs now and still have no 5g signal, no hobnobs and my middle leg is the same as always I am somewhat disappointed maybe I need to put the tin foil hat on first?"

Be careful though, aluminium in vaccines is apparently poison etc

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"While I was sitting down for 15 minutes afterwards I got better wifi than I get at home

What 15 mins? My first jab I walked straight out, got in my car and drove 30 miles to work.

Must have forgotten my 5g chip....where do I complain?"

You're meant to wait 15mins before driving after the AZ vaccine, but you don't have to be observed. You have to be observed at for vaccine centre 15mins after the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines. We tell AZ vaccine recipients to wait in the car for 15mins and there are signs to this effect around the vaccine centre.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"While I was sitting down for 15 minutes afterwards I got better wifi than I get at home

What 15 mins? My first jab I walked straight out, got in my car and drove 30 miles to work.

Must have forgotten my 5g chip....where do I complain?

You're meant to wait 15mins before driving after the AZ vaccine, but you don't have to be observed. You have to be observed at for vaccine centre 15mins after the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines. We tell AZ vaccine recipients to wait in the car for 15mins and there are signs to this effect around the vaccine centre."

Is this for microchip efficacy?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"While I was sitting down for 15 minutes afterwards I got better wifi than I get at home

What 15 mins? My first jab I walked straight out, got in my car and drove 30 miles to work.

Must have forgotten my 5g chip....where do I complain?

You're meant to wait 15mins before driving after the AZ vaccine, but you don't have to be observed. You have to be observed at for vaccine centre 15mins after the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines. We tell AZ vaccine recipients to wait in the car for 15mins and there are signs to this effect around the vaccine centre.

Is this for microchip efficacy?"

Definitely

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"While I was sitting down for 15 minutes afterwards I got better wifi than I get at home

What 15 mins? My first jab I walked straight out, got in my car and drove 30 miles to work.

Must have forgotten my 5g chip....where do I complain?

You're meant to wait 15mins before driving after the AZ vaccine, but you don't have to be observed. You have to be observed at for vaccine centre 15mins after the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines. We tell AZ vaccine recipients to wait in the car for 15mins and there are signs to this effect around the vaccine centre.

Is this for microchip efficacy?

Definitely "

My vaccine might have been traditional.

What's the mechanism for inserting floppy disks?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"While I was sitting down for 15 minutes afterwards I got better wifi than I get at home

What 15 mins? My first jab I walked straight out, got in my car and drove 30 miles to work.

Must have forgotten my 5g chip....where do I complain?

You're meant to wait 15mins before driving after the AZ vaccine, but you don't have to be observed. You have to be observed at for vaccine centre 15mins after the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines. We tell AZ vaccine recipients to wait in the car for 15mins and there are signs to this effect around the vaccine centre.

Is this for microchip efficacy?

Definitely

My vaccine might have been traditional.

What's the mechanism for inserting floppy disks?"

Bend over

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Must've got the control. Bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While I was sitting down for 15 minutes afterwards I got better wifi than I get at home

What 15 mins? My first jab I walked straight out, got in my car and drove 30 miles to work.

Must have forgotten my 5g chip....where do I complain?

You're meant to wait 15mins before driving after the AZ vaccine, but you don't have to be observed. You have to be observed at for vaccine centre 15mins after the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines. We tell AZ vaccine recipients to wait in the car for 15mins and there are signs to this effect around the vaccine centre."

No signs present, nor was I told to sit in car for 15 mins. 2and jab 5.30 this evening. No signs but was advised this time...got bored after 5 and was hungry so went to Dominos as 2 4 Tuesday!

I took a friend's mum for her 2and Pfizer weeks ago. They had waiting area, observed sitting for 15 mins. Still no hobnobs tho.

Inconsistent?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"While I was sitting down for 15 minutes afterwards I got better wifi than I get at home

What 15 mins? My first jab I walked straight out, got in my car and drove 30 miles to work.

Must have forgotten my 5g chip....where do I complain?

You're meant to wait 15mins before driving after the AZ vaccine, but you don't have to be observed. You have to be observed at for vaccine centre 15mins after the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines. We tell AZ vaccine recipients to wait in the car for 15mins and there are signs to this effect around the vaccine centre.

No signs present, nor was I told to sit in car for 15 mins. 2and jab 5.30 this evening. No signs but was advised this time...got bored after 5 and was hungry so went to Dominos as 2 4 Tuesday!

I took a friend's mum for her 2and Pfizer weeks ago. They had waiting area, observed sitting for 15 mins. Still no hobnobs tho.

Inconsistent?"

Hobnobs are only for the people doing trials

I can't speak for where you went for your AZ one first time, but you definitely should have been advised not to drive for 15min. It's in the vaccine protocol document (the national guidelines for the AZ vaccine). Also apparently car insurers might not pay out for an accident in the first 15min because of this guidance in the national protocol (not that insurers will find any excuse!)

Hope you enjoyed the pizza

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

PS: It's only Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna where you have to actually wait in the centre for the 15min

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

Just worked out why there's a global chip shortage...all in the vaccines! (Note to self: drink more cider and none of this will matter).

Mr Bicpl.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"PS: It's only Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna where you have to actually wait in the centre for the 15min "

They made me wait

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"PS: It's only Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna where you have to actually wait in the centre for the 15min

They made me wait "

You weren't in a regular vaccine clinic!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"PS: It's only Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna where you have to actually wait in the centre for the 15min

They made me wait

You weren't in a regular vaccine clinic! "

Details

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