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Frozen song, alphabet, or baby powder?

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By *olly_chromatic OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Superpowers that come with the vaccines:

Pfizer - turns you into a princess that can make snowmen.

Astra Zeneca - you can recite the whole alphabet A to Z in one breath.

Johnson & Johnson - imbues knowledge of changing nappies and applying baby powder!

Stories please, what superpower did you acquire?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

As a child free woman, sod J&J

I still want to hang off things and fly

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

After just one dose ...I was able to sniff out conspiracy theorists & shut them down with the power of....’Why?’.

(That last bit has to be said in a booming Brian Blessed voice)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Does Novavax make you shrink? Or a computer?

Nanoparticles

*X Files music*

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I can catch COVID and be reasonably confident of not dying

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I can catch COVID and be reasonably confident of not dying "

We have a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the AZ, completely gutted when it didn't give me the Invisible Man super power

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I can recite the alphabet and the complete works of Shakespeare in 1.5 breaths but didn't find a lot of use for it but I found the side effects in the forum, which seems to cause bat shit crayseeness even thinking of them. I'm now size minus zero - yes, it is possible! Look up the famous doc on YouTube, who explains it in simple words most of us can understand. I can fit into anything, gawd given blessings, from jeans modification therapy we are the guinea pigs of this coercive new world order

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I can recite the alphabet and the complete works of Shakespeare in 1.5 breaths but didn't find a lot of use for it but I found the side effects in the forum, which seems to cause bat shit crayseeness even thinking of them. I'm now size minus zero - yes, it is possible! Look up the famous doc on YouTube, who explains it in simple words most of us can understand. I can fit into anything, gawd given blessings, from jeans modification therapy we are the guinea pigs of this coercive new world order"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

They're coming for us

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By *olly_chromatic OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Moderna sounds like some kind of Scandinavian minimalist furniture. Perhaps it gives powers relating to keeping chrome and glass tables shiny and dust free?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Moderna sounds like some kind of Scandinavian minimalist furniture. Perhaps it gives powers relating to keeping chrome and glass tables shiny and dust free?"

Wouldn't it be lovely, if you never had to dust and polish again.

The names a bit like Hygena QA - which involves rigorous analysis of your cleanliness

Doesn't the Johnson 1 leave you with babysoft skin?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Moderna sounds like some kind of Scandinavian minimalist furniture. Perhaps it gives powers relating to keeping chrome and glass tables shiny and dust free?"

The power to go to IKEA and stick to your list

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Moderna sounds like some kind of Scandinavian minimalist furniture. Perhaps it gives powers relating to keeping chrome and glass tables shiny and dust free?

The power to go to IKEA and stick to your list "

I only go for a veggie hot dog

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By *ick_and_BickerCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I had the AstraZeneka and it turned me into a newt.

*cue Monty Python sketch

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AstraZeneca turned me into a sex goddess!!!!!

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