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By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

By popular demand, the return of seatbelts...

The seatbelts are not designed to stop you from crashing the car. The seatbelts are not designed to stop you from hurting others. The aim of the seatbelt is to try and limit your injury should you crash the car.

What a bloody joke. If you can still crash the car and still hurt others after getting a seatbelt, having certified seatbelts is pointless.

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By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

For the benefit of those who maybe missed the final post from first time around...

"Ffs, it now appears that the government have mandated an installation process that makes the Pfizer seatbelt damn near useless for protecting older people. The company say that after three weeks a trip back to the garage is needed to fit a secondary tensioner, the initial one needing several weeks to bed in and auto adjust. However PM Boris Johnson has consulted with a car upholstery consultant friend and unilaterally decreed that an interval of three months will apply in this country.

There is increasing evidence though that for some drivers, mainly the elderly with more fragile bone structure, beyond three weeks the initial fitting may become so slack that it offers little or no protection. For these people the second tensioner becomes useless, and it is necessary to replace the first one and start the installation again.

Not only are these people given a false sense of safety when they might not be protected at all, but it is even possible that the repeated fixing process might damage the bodywork and never be as effective as it should be.

#shouldfollowmanufacturersinstructions"

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

No can you full explaine

Including things like why the don't just on role and how they get titer when a car comes to a sudden stop and tension up.

You could also add air bages and role cages.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"No can you full explaine

Including things like why the don't just on role and how they get titer when a car comes to a sudden stop and tension up.

You could also add air bages and role cages. "

Roll cages - tools of oppression of the people. Why would you voluntarily give up your freedom to be shut in a cage?! #sheeple

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Seatbelts are tainted. Cars are intrinsically dangerous. They used to put lead into them for performance. It's been linked to paediatric neurological problems. Won't somebody think of the children?

They argue that seatbelts reduces death, but Big Auto is tainted, how dare they claim they care when they cause so much damage. And that's not even getting into climate change.

Yes they've got rid of lead, but can we forgive them for that, when they've done so much damage? Their reputation will be permanently tainted.

They paint these seatbelt things as "saving lives", but it's just virtue signalling from a deeply corrupt industry that we should never trust.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"No can you full explaine

Including things like why the don't just on role and how they get titer when a car comes to a sudden stop and tension up.

You could also add air bages and role cages.

Roll cages - tools of oppression of the people. Why would you voluntarily give up your freedom to be shut in a cage?! #sheeple"

A car is a cage but gives you freedom that is why it dose not crush when you role one over..

And air bags are rust a lot of air

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"No can you full explaine

Including things like why the don't just on role and how they get titer when a car comes to a sudden stop and tension up.

You could also add air bages and role cages.

Roll cages - tools of oppression of the people. Why would you voluntarily give up your freedom to be shut in a cage?! #sheeple

A car is a cage but gives you freedom that is why it dose not crush when you role one over..

And air bags are rust a lot of air "

It's Orwellian. How can we be caged for our freedom? Life is risky. We are subjugated by these claims of safety!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

As sovereign citizens, of course with sovereignty of our own bodies, it's essential that we stand up for our hard fought rights and freedoms. As many have done, viewing the relevant evidence on YouTube, shows that a homeopathic dose of vitamin BS, is more than enough to NEVER need a restraining device, unless in the bedroom, certainly not for travel. Dinosaur humans and the camels they rode at great speed, refused them and lived to great ages. No 12 weeks wait between camel servicing to get a dose.

Swap your car reg plate to 'MAGNA CARTA', which officially shows you are a sovereign body, not subject to fictitious 'laws'. Catch up on those vids, stay in charge!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The government say they are committed to stopping it but they are in collusion with Big Auto. They have not widened roads, to get 2M between the moving cages and seatbelts, neither have Big Auto made the cars thinner. It's the Great Big Reset Programme.

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

It took me a while to get used to wearing my seat belt but I quite like it now. I drive carefully so hopefully I'm immune to crashes but that extra precaution makes me feel more secure.

I understand that some people don't like to wear seat belts, that they feel uncomfortable and I sympathise with their concerns...but I'd still rather stay away from them.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The side effects of wearing a seat belt are shocking. 110% of people diagnosed with cancer or ADHD have worn a seatbelt.

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"The side effects of wearing a seat belt are shocking. 110% of people diagnosed with cancer or ADHD have worn a seatbelt. "

...’with’ see, how are they counting? How recent was the diagnosis?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

They were all diagnosed within 28 days of wearing a seatbelt.

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By *reyyaMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"For the benefit of those who maybe missed the final post from first time around...

Ffs, it now appears that the government have mandated an installation process that makes the Pfizer seatbelt damn near useless for protecting older people. The company say that after three weeks a trip back to the garage is needed to fit a secondary tensioner, the initial one needing several weeks to bed in and auto adjust. However PM Boris Johnson has consulted with a car upholstery consultant friend and unilaterally decreed that an interval of three months will apply in this country.

#shouldfollowmanufacturersinstructions"
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All I say is what did you expect?

They will be so many variants coming down the line that you will be getting a jab every other day.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The seatbelts will need to be replaced. Endless seatbelts

There are often more seatbelts in cars than occupants. It's a fringe religious sect conspiracy

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Know the law!!

I am going back to school on March 8th, without any seatbelt and my friends are all doing the same. None of us finished our education, so we are owed our time in school, where we can play with our friends, as humans need to do. OK, some of the teachers may be young enough to be my children but they must teach us, otherwise the country will not survive. Interesting article in the Daily Male, I think it was, an interview with the top scientist in the country. We will still be paying off the debts of this seatbelt fake epidemic in 3 or 4 hundred million years, at least. If we all go back to school next week, it stops this madness as there's no tax on books. Fill your cage with the free books, for further protection against the gestapo engineers designing entrapment devices that study after study have shown to just be a form of suppression. Lockdown does NOT work!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

These new fangled belts. What nonsense. Wrapping up in cotton wool. When I was a kid we had lap belts or nothing. And only some of us were horribly maimed. Kids these days expect all reward and no risk.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I spilled coffee on my seatbelt today*. There's a pool of coffee in the bit where it clips in. That wasn't in the user manual

*I was stationary when consuming said beverage.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I spilled coffee on my seatbelt today*. There's a pool of coffee in the bit where it clips in. That wasn't in the user manual

*I was stationary when consuming said beverage."

Maybe there's a long term interaction between coffee and seatbelts. You're maybe doomed to die horribly in twenty years, or maybe it'll pass on via epigenetics to your children*

(* I know. I'm so sorry

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I spilled coffee on my seatbelt today*. There's a pool of coffee in the bit where it clips in. That wasn't in the user manual

*I was stationary when consuming said beverage.

Maybe there's a long term interaction between coffee and seatbelts. You're maybe doomed to die horribly in twenty years, or maybe it'll pass on via epigenetics to your children*

(* I know. I'm so sorry

I'll get my Will rewritten pronto

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I spilled coffee on my seatbelt today*. There's a pool of coffee in the bit where it clips in. That wasn't in the user manual

*I was stationary when consuming said beverage.

Maybe there's a long term interaction between coffee and seatbelts. You're maybe doomed to die horribly in twenty years, or maybe it'll pass on via epigenetics to your children*

(* I know. I'm so sorry

)

I'll get my Will rewritten pronto

Get 1 written for each of the variants of you that the belt/coffee interaction is causing.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

There are often more seatbelts in cars than occupants."

Why are we stockpiling more seatbelts than we actually need. Can't we give some to Africa ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

There are often more seatbelts in cars than occupants.

Why are we stockpiling more seatbelts than we actually need. Can't we give some to Africa ? "

We can't be spending our hard earned coffee beans on the third world. Let them drink tea! They should make their own seatbelts from scraps

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

There are often more seatbelts in cars than occupants.

Why are we stockpiling more seatbelts than we actually need. Can't we give some to Africa ? "

Why should they accept our corrupt Western automation? We're such imperial overlords

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Seatbelts are tainted. Cars are intrinsically dangerous. They used to put lead into them for performance. It's been linked to paediatric neurological problems. Won't somebody think of the children?

They argue that seatbelts reduces death, but Big Auto is tainted, how dare they claim they care when they cause so much damage. And that's not even getting into climate change.

Yes they've got rid of lead, but can we forgive them for that, when they've done so much damage? Their reputation will be permanently tainted.

They paint these seatbelt things as "saving lives", but it's just virtue signalling from a deeply corrupt industry that we should never trust."

They aren't even really seat belts, they are passing them off as seatbelts in order to control the masses.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Seatbelts are tainted. Cars are intrinsically dangerous. They used to put lead into them for performance. It's been linked to paediatric neurological problems. Won't somebody think of the children?

They argue that seatbelts reduces death, but Big Auto is tainted, how dare they claim they care when they cause so much damage. And that's not even getting into climate change.

Yes they've got rid of lead, but can we forgive them for that, when they've done so much damage? Their reputation will be permanently tainted.

They paint these seatbelt things as "saving lives", but it's just virtue signalling from a deeply corrupt industry that we should never trust.

They aren't even really seat belts, they are passing them off as seatbelts in order to control the masses. "

They're really belt therapy, per subsection 3 of law 124 in Iowa (which of course supersedes national law as well as jurisdictions outside the US).

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Was it decaffienated coffee..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Was it decaffienated coffee.."

Chemicals

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Was it decaffienated coffee.."

No. Full of mind altering caffeine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone looked into the link between seatbelts and Bill Gates.

Plus, car crashes were developed in China and are part of an Illuminati conspiracy to depopulate and destabilise the Western Economies

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Isn’t there something in the Magna Carta (or one of them) about a man walking with a red flag in front of cars...no accidents, no seatbelts. Makes you think...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t there something in the Magna Carta (or one of them) about a man walking with a red flag in front of cars...no accidents, no seatbelts. Makes you think..."

Wake up people!

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Isn’t there something in the Magna Carta (or one of them) about a man walking with a red flag in front of cars...no accidents, no seatbelts. Makes you think...

Wake up people!"

Sheeple...please.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Isn’t there something in the Magna Carta (or one of them) about a man walking with a red flag in front of cars...no accidents, no seatbelts. Makes you think...

Wake up people!"

People is such a mainstream thing to say. Are you... one of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t there something in the Magna Carta (or one of them) about a man walking with a red flag in front of cars...no accidents, no seatbelts. Makes you think...

Wake up people!

People is such a mainstream thing to say. Are you... one of them?

One of them?

Are you fully aware of the connotations of that phrase?

I feel oppressed

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Isn’t there something in the Magna Carta (or one of them) about a man walking with a red flag in front of cars...no accidents, no seatbelts. Makes you think...

Wake up people!

People is such a mainstream thing to say. Are you... one of them?

One of them?

Are you fully aware of the connotations of that phrase?

I feel oppressed "

You are denying me my free speech by trying to cancel me with your feelings, you offended snowflake!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm not a person. I'm an individual

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By *irtylittletramp100TV/TS
over a year ago

Notts

"I'm not a person. I'm an individual

an individual under the oppression of seat belts being churned out by machines for machines, break free i say, fly little bird, fly for you are beautiful... SPLAT oops!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm not a person. I'm an individual

I do my own research

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm not a person. I'm an individual

an individual under the oppression of seat belts being churned out by machines for machines, break free i say, fly little bird, fly for you are beautiful... SPLAT oops!

I'm a bat. A beautiful batty bat

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By *irtylittletramp100TV/TS
over a year ago

Notts

"I'm not a person. I'm an individual

an individual under the oppression of seat belts being churned out by machines for machines, break free i say, fly little bird, fly for you are beautiful... SPLAT oops!

I'm a bat. A beautiful batty bat

i hear your sonar batty bat, my featherless seat belt free winged comrade, en-caged and stereo typed by the bonds of cheap horror moves, damn that vincent price

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By *irtylittletramp100TV/TS
over a year ago

Notts

"I'm not a person. I'm an individual

an individual under the oppression of seat belts being churned out by machines for machines, break free i say, fly little bird, fly for you are beautiful... SPLAT oops!

I'm a bat. A beautiful batty bat

i hear your sonar batty bat, my featherless seat belt free winged comrade, en-caged and stereo typed by the bonds of cheap horror moves, damn that vincent price

and damn the letter i for escaping movies! lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm not a person. I'm an individual

an individual under the oppression of seat belts being churned out by machines for machines, break free i say, fly little bird, fly for you are beautiful... SPLAT oops!

I'm a bat. A beautiful batty bat

i hear your sonar batty bat, my featherless seat belt free winged comrade, en-caged and stereo typed by the bonds of cheap horror moves, damn that vincent price

and damn the letter i for escaping movies! lol

Don't be constrained by the spellings all the mainstreamers tell you to use. Be a free spirit! Set the vowels free, sister!

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By *irtylittletramp100TV/TS
over a year ago

Notts

"I'm not a person. I'm an individual

an individual under the oppression of seat belts being churned out by machines for machines, break free i say, fly little bird, fly for you are beautiful... SPLAT oops!

I'm a bat. A beautiful batty bat

i hear your sonar batty bat, my featherless seat belt free winged comrade, en-caged and stereo typed by the bonds of cheap horror moves, damn that vincent price

and damn the letter i for escaping movies! lol

Don't be constrained by the spellings all the mainstreamers tell you to use. Be a free spirit! Set the vowels free, sister!

hgdwgfuebryieyoerin ceutbwib lwflbiuugv and thats not welsh!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Since the referendum denying free movement, I fear that the lies made us self-oppressed and forced into restraints and cages, unless we act now. A Doctor in Harley Street is providing a seatbelt passport, giving you safety

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I heard Texas has just announced no one there needs seatbelts

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By *irtylittletramp100TV/TS
over a year ago

Notts

dont see seat belts as oppressors see them as guardian angels with inertia reels, a sort of early terminator

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By *armandwet50Couple
over a year ago

Far far away

Seatbelts have track n trace chips in em

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why do seatbelts need chips when the car already has one in the SatNav ?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Why do seatbelts need chips when the car already has one in the SatNav ?"

They measure who is not conforming. Seatbelt Lives Matter to those controlling us

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why do seatbelts need chips when the car already has one in the SatNav ?

They measure who is not conforming. Seatbelt Lives Matter to those controlling us"

All car part lives matter!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

We should organise a rally.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"We should organise a rally. "

No. Only people who hate our country would do such a thing. Protesters are seditious democracy haters, who loathe Churchill and love Hitler. We should root out such antifa operatives and destroy them.

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Why do seatbelts need chips when the car already has one in the SatNav ?"

Independent seat belts...obviously....then they know how many of you are in the car & where you went. Do your research..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why do seatbelts need chips when the car already has one in the SatNav ?

Independent seat belts...obviously....then they know how many of you are in the car & where you went. Do your research.."

It's a slippery slope of increasing surveillance. They'll sell your DNA and BMI to health insurance companies, copyright your very body, and then you will be shackled forever.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"then you will be shackled forever."

And their mates will make millions procuring the shackles

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Do your research.."

Difficult when MSM is so biased

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"then you will be shackled forever.

And their mates will make millions procuring the shackles"

They already do. Seatbelts. Open your eyes

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

As an act of rebellion, when I'm a back seat passenger I shall wrap my seatbelt round the driver too. That will fool their track and trace system.

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Do your research..

Difficult when MSM is so biased"

So true, but if you know where to look

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"As an act of rebellion, when I'm a back seat passenger I shall wrap my seatbelt round the driver too. That will fool their track and trace system. "

I've never seen a public so willing and gullible to be shackled and surveilled 24/7. China waits to welcome us, having started via shackle shipping and Huawei etc. You're doing the right thing Sally, it will cause some of their chips to malfunction and die. What next - obligatory seatbelts in our homes too?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"As an act of rebellion, when I'm a back seat passenger I shall wrap my seatbelt round the driver too. That will fool their track and trace system.

Some are calling for the incursion of law into our homes. Imagine being so gullible to believe that the law of the land applies in your house. A man's house is his castle, and I will not accept the imposition of this illegitimate wet blanket health and safety nonsense in the privacy of my own sovereign home!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A man's house is his castle, and I will not accept the imposition of this illegitimate wet blanket health and safety nonsense in the privacy of my own sovereign home!"

Nail a copy of the Magna Carta to your front door and you will have nothing to worry about. Although for extra protection I have laminated a print-out of the Sydney University warning, and sellotaped that on too.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"China waits to welcome us, having started via shackle shipping and Huawei etc."

Thanks to Brexit we now have to pay 25% import duty on our shackels. I hope people leave their boxes unopened for 72 hours in case of Covid19 contamination from China.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"A man's house is his castle, and I will not accept the imposition of this illegitimate wet blanket health and safety nonsense in the privacy of my own sovereign home!

Do I need the Australian translation?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"China waits to welcome us, having started via shackle shipping and Huawei etc.

Thanks to Brexit we now have to pay 25% import duty on our shackels. I hope people leave their boxes unopened for 72 hours in case of Covid19 contamination from China. "

Those dreadful Chinese. Nothing to do with us at all

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Aparantly all the Covid germs in the world would fit in an empty can of Fanta. So why can't we gather it all up and send it back to China ?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Aparantly all the Covid germs in the world would fit in an empty can of Fanta. So why can't we gather it all up and send it back to China ?"

That's where it belongs. Let's take personal responsibility. It's their fault!

Don't you dare call that variant of the Kung Flu Belt the Kent lap sash. It's S117. Don't be so mean to the British with our superior monitoring system!

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By *irtylittletramp100TV/TS
over a year ago

Notts

seat belts measure your waist line and collect your personal info before evil pixies come in the night and upload via your car info system, walk away from the light, leave your phones in lead cases and dye your hair black, dom cummings knows where you live and hell eat your children or your dog he doesnt care which, reject smart anything, the walking dead are heeereeeee!

was that too dramatic at the end?lol

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"then you will be shackled forever.

And their mates will make millions procuring the shackles"

It's no coincidence that mates rhymes with Gates!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"seat belts measure your waist line and collect your personal info before evil pixies come in the night and upload via your car info system, walk away from the light, leave your phones in lead cases and dye your hair black, dom cummings knows where you live and hell eat your children or your dog he doesnt care which, reject smart anything, the walking dead are heeereeeee!

was that too dramatic at the end?lol

A teensy bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"then you will be shackled forever.

And their mates will make millions procuring the shackles

It's no coincidence that mates rhymes with Gates!"

And seatbelt rhymes with Microsoft

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"then you will be shackled forever.

And their mates will make millions procuring the shackles

It's no coincidence that mates rhymes with Gates!

And seatbelt rhymes with Microsoft"

It's all in Latin script. With Arabic numerals involved.

It's obviously an Opus Dei and Muslim conspiracy. It's so obvious. Open your eyes

(I feel the need to say that nothing I'm saying here is intended to be taken seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you really didn't need to... oh God you did need to cos someone would be orgasmic with rabid agreements sooner or later

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"you really didn't need to... oh God you did need to cos someone would be orgasmic with rabid agreements sooner or later

Exactly

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"then you will be shackled forever.

And their mates will make millions procuring the shackles

It's no coincidence that mates rhymes with Gates!

And seatbelt rhymes with Microsoft

It's all in Latin script. With Arabic numerals involved.

It's obviously an Opus Dei and Muslim conspiracy. It's so obvious. Open your eyes

(I feel the need to say that nothing I'm saying here is intended to be taken seriously

As long as we remain Freewomen on the land, subject only to Magna Carta, we are only subject to anything with our consent. I urge you to write to the Queen, plus Charles in case she pegs it, to put them in the know. Notice how she never wears seatbelts in her golden carriages on public roads, at our expense!!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

You are totally right about the Queen not wearing a seatbelt. One rule for them. Diana never wore a seatbelt either as she didn't want Prince Philip to track her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(I feel the need to say that nothing I'm saying here is intended to be taken seriously

Did anyone ever take you seriously?

(I feel the need to say that comment was made in jest and in no way was intended to be taken seriously)

*Your home is at risk if you fail to keep up payments on a mortgage or any loan secured on it.

** No animals were harmed in the making of this post

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

(I feel the need to say that nothing I'm saying here is intended to be taken seriously

)

Did anyone ever take you seriously?

(I feel the need to say that comment was made in jest and in no way was intended to be taken seriously)

*Your home is at risk if you fail to keep up payments on a mortgage or any loan secured on it.

** No animals were harmed in the making of this post "

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

No animals were harmed in the making of this post "

What proof do you have of this ?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No animals were harmed in the making of this post

What proof do you have of this ?"

Virtue signalling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No animals were harmed in the making of this post

What proof do you have of this ?"

My conscience is clear.

Stop oppressing me!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No animals were harmed in the making of this post

What proof do you have of this ?

My conscience is clear.

Stop oppressing me!"

Don't you virtue signal and play the victim, young lady

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over a year ago

No animals were harmed in the making of this post

What proof do you have of this ?

My conscience is clear.

Stop oppressing me!

Don't you virtue signal and play the victim, young lady "

Why bring age and gender into this.

Cultural approptiator

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Doesn’t seatbelts cause a surge in adrenaline, which in turn s counter productive to the external effects of what surrounds the belt?

Sure there was a Poisson distribution supporting this.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"No can you full explaine

Including things like why the don't just on role and how they get titer when a car comes to a sudden stop and tension up.

You could also add air bages and role cages.

Roll cages - tools of oppression of the people. Why would you voluntarily give up your freedom to be shut in a cage?! #sheeple"

You've never been shark diving have you? I've not, but I will need that cage.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

(I feel the need to say that nothing I'm saying here is intended to be taken seriously

)

Did anyone ever take you seriously?

(I feel the need to say that comment was made in jest and in no way was intended to be taken seriously)

*Your home is at risk if you fail to keep up payments on a mortgage or any loan secured on it.

** No animals were harmed in the making of this post "

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

(I feel the need to say that nothing I'm saying here is intended to be taken seriously

)

Did anyone ever take you seriously?

(I feel the need to say that comment was made in jest and in no way was intended to be taken seriously)

*Your home is at risk if you fail to keep up payments on a mortgage or any loan secured on it.

** No animals were harmed in the making of this post

So (sobs) Willy the beagle.... might be still alive!!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"No can you full explaine

Including things like why the don't just on role and how they get titer when a car comes to a sudden stop and tension up.

You could also add air bages and role cages.

Roll cages - tools of oppression of the people. Why would you voluntarily give up your freedom to be shut in a cage?! #sheeple

You've never been shark diving have you? I've not, but I will need that cage."

Be a free man! Swim freely, don't be caged

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By *irtylittletramp100TV/TS
over a year ago

Notts

"No can you full explaine

Including things like why the don't just on role and how they get titer when a car comes to a sudden stop and tension up.

You could also add air bages and role cages.

Roll cages - tools of oppression of the people. Why would you voluntarily give up your freedom to be shut in a cage?! #sheeple

You've never been shark diving have you? I've not, but I will need that cage.

Be a free man! Swim freely, don't be caged

Sharks are part of God's cycle to, become one with the shark, you live through her, swim in the oceans as she does, while she digests you lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"No can you full explaine

Including things like why the don't just on role and how they get titer when a car comes to a sudden stop and tension up.

You could also add air bages and role cages.

Roll cages - tools of oppression of the people. Why would you voluntarily give up your freedom to be shut in a cage?! #sheeple

You've never been shark diving have you? I've not, but I will need that cage."

You demand a cage but not diving?

Your overlords pray for sheeple to beg to be shackled and caged.

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Britax.....Brexit, just one letter difference. Makes you think..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Britax.....Brexit, just one letter difference. Makes you think.."

They control us with their liberal use of vowels. Again. It's always the vowels. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CONSONANTS

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Britax.....Brexit, just one letter difference. Makes you think..

They control us with their liberal use of vowels. Again. It's always the vowels. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CONSONANTS

Watch out

for missing consonants and secret language signs - stay armed! Avoid facilities for use when travelling. Drive thrU restaurants are operated by the stasi, monitoring for total compliance and serve items for consumption with even more chips inside

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Britax.....Brexit, just one letter difference. Makes you think..

They control us with their liberal use of vowels. Again. It's always the vowels. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CONSONANTS

Watch out

I get the carrot sticks. Natural, innit

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Britax.....Brexit, just one letter difference. Makes you think..

They control us with their liberal use of vowels. Again. It's always the vowels. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CONSONANTS

Damn oppressive liberals. Why won't they believe things as I think they should

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

You are all bat shit crazy. There i said it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You are all bat shit crazy. There i said it. "

Why, thank you

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You are all bat shit crazy. There i said it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont like seatbelts..dont get in a car!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Dont like seatbelts..dont get in a car!"

It's not that easy. They are just 1 part of the system to control and damage you. If you don't get in a car, more pernicious ways are imposed - seatbelts are just the tip of the iceberg

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Dont like seatbelts..dont get in a car!"

That's an erosion of my freedom

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over a year ago

"Dont like seatbelts..dont get in a car!

That's an erosion of my freedom

Stand strong sister, sorry gender non specific sibling. If you want to go sailing unimpeded through the windscreen, or be impaled on the steering column you go for it.

Dave down the pub says his dads mate got killed by a seatbelt. They are killers.

And don't get me started on air bags!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Seatbelts impede fertility.

Fact.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do you know even one person who got pregnant while they were both wearing seatbelts ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seatbelts impede fertility.

Fact. "

They just rushed them through, no proper testing. I mean we don't even know the long term effects of seat belts. They don't even know how effective they are against new variant crashes. The Brazilian T bone seems to be totally unaffected by seat belts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know even one person who got pregnant while they were both wearing seatbelts ?"

*nods appreciatively*

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Seatbelts impede fertility.

Fact.

The so-called tests done on them aren't even accurate and the delays between tests and real world car travel invalidate any results. False negative results have accuracy below 50%, so it would be better to pick results at random. False positives are even worse. It's OK for a crash test dummy but if your elderly parents are forced to buy shields and stay at home, where is the money and opportunity coming from to get lifesaving boiled sweets? My grandpapa's eyesight is getting much, much worse, so if he doesn't drive now, heaven forbid the damage it will cause him when he comes out from behind a shield on the A303, where all the evidence shows government junction changes - that nobody wanted - causes the elderly to struggle even more. Stop all restrictions and meaningless tests now!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Freedom is the lifesaver

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Has your grandad not considered going for a drive to Barnard Castle to test his eyesight?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If you don't want to risk hurtling through a windscreen you shouldn't go out, but your whiny fear of life's inherent risks shouldn't impinge upon my civil rights.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"If you don't want to risk hurtling through a windscreen you shouldn't go out, but your whiny fear of life's inherent risks shouldn't impinge upon my civil rights."

Fair point but it's posts like yours that show the conflict between our rights being cinflicted so strongly. In a lifestyle that shows that over 99% of us are safe, I insist that we are causing more damage to everything by blindly following the orders that are imposed as well as the ones that we know from common sense. Have you seen the damage caused by increased dust mites and other epidemics, due to increased home life? These are causing knockon problems for the millions who are unable to work from anywhere, not even their homes. We need more whiny people, if it gets us the freedoms that we need today.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If you don't want to risk hurtling through a windscreen you shouldn't go out, but your whiny fear of life's inherent risks shouldn't impinge upon my civil rights.

We need brave citizens extolling our right to go to the pub unshackled, sacred as held by Jesus Christ and Churchill. Not those wet blankets who believe the government agenda of physics - what an icky foreign word - that forces us to don the black sash of subjugation.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Not those wet blankets who believe the government agenda of physics"

I once sat on a wet blanket and got a yeast infection

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Not those wet blankets who believe the government agenda of physics

I once sat on a wet blanket and got a yeast infection"

They're seeping into society and weakening us. Like the pill puts oestrogen into the water supply and makes men feminised*. See! Proof! Their cowardice made you sick!

(* Yes, yes this is a thing)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"If you don't want to risk hurtling through a windscreen you shouldn't go out, but your whiny fear of life's inherent risks shouldn't impinge upon my civil rights.

And if the government physics agenda isn't already too much, the others have a Quantum Physics agenda. We're screwed every way we try to turn in our deseatbelted loco cages. Schrodinger's seatbelts, there or not? I've injected mine with bleach. Look out! Tracking technology has already been gene manipulated into yeasts, bacteria and viruses. When we get a yeast down there, it's just the patriarchy getting their slimy tech to monitor you, until the combined flu/covid chip gets inserted.1 minute it's a minimum 7 days between them, the next it's better for us to have both chips at the same time.Their lies give them away - you couldn't make it up! Next it will be belts with anti-yeast technology, so you'll want to wear 2. I'd prefer to have more yeasts - it maybe will give him a little alcoholic beverage when he's going down there

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If you don't want to risk hurtling through a windscreen you shouldn't go out, but your whiny fear of life's inherent risks shouldn't impinge upon my civil rights.

We need to have a people's vote and stop the tyranny of science over us.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

But the sheeple would just vote how the government told them to as they would believe everything written on the sides of buses.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"But the sheeple would just vote how the government told them to as they would believe everything written on the sides of buses. "

I thought sides of buses imbued things with truthiness.

I declare that I shall eliminate calories, and with my sovereignty we shall escape seatbelts by being skinny, no matter how much chocolate we eat.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"But the sheeple would just vote how the government told them to as they would believe everything written on the sides of buses.

I thought sides of buses imbued things with truthiness.

I declare that I shall eliminate calories, and with my sovereignty we shall escape seatbelts by being skinny, no matter how much chocolate we eat."

But it could be the Brazilian variant chocolate you eat, staying calorie free and thin. They will find you, even if you send your approval certificate to eat it back blank.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"But the sheeple would just vote how the government told them to as they would believe everything written on the sides of buses.

I thought sides of buses imbued things with truthiness.

I declare that I shall eliminate calories, and with my sovereignty we shall escape seatbelts by being skinny, no matter how much chocolate we eat.

But it could be the Brazilian variant chocolate you eat, staying calorie free and thin. They will find you, even if you send your approval certificate to eat it back blank. "

Further reason to remove the constraints upon us, and investigate the ways in which they deprive of of our freedom and surveil us

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I find it hard to eat chocolate through my mask

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I find it hard to eat chocolate through my mask"

The restrictions have gone on for too long and are causing bigger problems than they are supposed to cure.More people with die of chocolate famines if we don't call a stop to it. Chocolate coloured masks allow you to continue with chocolate consumption, hidden beneath the mask, it melts into your consumption portal

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I find it hard to eat chocolate through my mask

Enough is enough! End this tyranny! Now!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I find it hard to eat chocolate through my mask

Enough is enough! End this tyranny! Now!"

Not soon enough if it was yesterday! And now they're talking about a passport for the car AND seatbelts! They can try that in court and it's breaking our human vehicle rights.The media has a lot to answer for, raising panic levels!!My neighbour can't even get a slot on the website, as he has all government agencies blocked, due to spyware and tracking.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"My neighbour can't even get a slot on the website, as he has all government agencies blocked, due to spyware and tracking. "

All the slots go to young people anyway, who should get to the back of the queue where they deserve to be.

Could your neighbour phone up an expensive number to ask for a paper application ?

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"My neighbour can't even get a slot on the website, as he has all government agencies blocked, due to spyware and tracking.

All the slots go to young people anyway, who should get to the back of the queue where they deserve to be.

Could your neighbour phone up an expensive number to ask for a paper application ? "

From a phone box & wear gloves..

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Are you suggesting gloves so Bill Gates can't get his fingerprints ?

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Are you suggesting gloves so Bill Gates can't get his fingerprints ?"

Zakly

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Those of us who refrain are being ostracised. Do I detect a South African accent?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Are you suggesting gloves so Bill Gates can't get his fingerprints ?

Zakly"

Make sure you burn the gloves after. The Man has operatives who sift through the rubbish looking for such things. I read it on FB *nods*

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over a year ago

Central

"Are you suggesting gloves so Bill Gates can't get his fingerprints ?

Zakly

Make sure you burn the gloves after. The Man has operatives who sift through the rubbish looking for such things. I read it on FB *nods*"

But don't buy anything that can be traced to you, including gloves, lighters, matches etc. Crawl to the phonebox and avoid passing CCTV. Human gait is like a fingerprint but they have not cracked crawling, as far as the Internet says. Everything burned should have its ashes fed to a plant that you grow and eat. Remember the very dark forces at work against us, at all times.The AI tech is being developed to keep us in permanent restrictions forever, unless you are elite

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By *lueEyesEnigmaMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Perhaps off topic but the act of putting on the seat belt and cliping it in serves to focus the mind. Unfortunately cars are dangerous to other drivers, pedestrians to include the driver and passengers.

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Are you suggesting gloves so Bill Gates can't get his fingerprints ?

Zakly

Make sure you burn the gloves after. The Man has operatives who sift through the rubbish looking for such things. I read it on FB *nods*"

I admire & envy your naivety, you don’t think the cold blooded lizard people won’t sense the heat from your fire & hunt you down?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you suggesting gloves so Bill Gates can't get his fingerprints ?

Zakly

Make sure you burn the gloves after. The Man has operatives who sift through the rubbish looking for such things. I read it on FB *nods*

I admire & envy your naivety, you don’t think the cold blooded lizard people won’t sense the heat from your fire & hunt you down?"

Good point - I'm guessing that there may be some biodegradable gloves that those people could compost instead. It's clear that we will have to live in plastic bags and bubbles, to preserve our DNA from escape and tracking

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Perhaps off topic but the act of putting on the seat belt and cliping it in serves to focus the mind. Unfortunately cars are dangerous to other drivers, pedestrians to include the driver and passengers."

Life is danger! If they don't like it people can hide behind their sofas and cower in fear!

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over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Are you suggesting gloves so Bill Gates can't get his fingerprints ?

Zakly

Make sure you burn the gloves after. The Man has operatives who sift through the rubbish looking for such things. I read it on FB *nods*

I admire & envy your naivety, you don’t think the cold blooded lizard people won’t sense the heat from your fire & hunt you down?

God, if you're going to virtue signal with this environmental nonsense, at least be consistent

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Are you suggesting gloves so Bill Gates can't get his fingerprints ?

Zakly

Make sure you burn the gloves after. The Man has operatives who sift through the rubbish looking for such things. I read it on FB *nods*

I admire & envy your naivety, you don’t think the cold blooded lizard people won’t sense the heat from your fire & hunt you down?

God, if you're going to virtue signal with this environmental nonsense, at least be consistent

Inconsistency is the new consistent, keep them guessing. You will be demanding logic next & that’s a slippery slope

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over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Are you suggesting gloves so Bill Gates can't get his fingerprints ?

Zakly

Make sure you burn the gloves after. The Man has operatives who sift through the rubbish looking for such things. I read it on FB *nods*

I admire & envy your naivety, you don’t think the cold blooded lizard people won’t sense the heat from your fire & hunt you down?

God, if you're going to virtue signal with this environmental nonsense, at least be consistent

Inconsistency is the new consistent, keep them guessing. You will be demanding logic next & that’s a slippery slope "

My apologies. I'm censoring people by demanding they be coherent. I'm worse than Hitler!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you suggesting gloves so Bill Gates can't get his fingerprints ?

Zakly

Make sure you burn the gloves after. The Man has operatives who sift through the rubbish looking for such things. I read it on FB *nods*

I admire & envy your naivety, you don’t think the cold blooded lizard people won’t sense the heat from your fire & hunt you down?

God, if you're going to virtue signal with this environmental nonsense, at least be consistent

We've been key elements in the virtue signalling movement for years in this household - nominated for countless awards.Not that we accept them of course, there are always others who deserve a little of our reflective honour.And the other cause we so proudly acclaim Anti-Restriction Social Escapes, we're so proud of our growing big ARSE movement

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are Seatbelts really only designed to be worn by the average

Height Man ?

The studies show women are at a much higher risk

Of injury than men involved in similar crashes efc.

Its not about driving skills

Its àbout design flaw isnt it ?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Are Seatbelts really only designed to be worn by the average

Height Man ?

The studies show women are at a much higher risk

Of injury than men involved in similar crashes efc.

Its not about driving skills

Its àbout design flaw isnt it ?

Oh god I'm so torn.

On the one hand this will destroy the supremacy of the wet blanket wimpy seatbelt tyrants

On the other hand... Sounds kinda woke and misandry

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are Seatbelts really only designed to be worn by the average

Height Man ?

The studies show women are at a much higher risk

Of injury than men involved in similar crashes efc.

Its not about driving skills

Its àbout design flaw isnt it ?

Design flaw or objective?

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Beware the mr. Averages of this world...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Beware the mr. Averages of this world...

Is that Mr Mean Average?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Beware the mr. Averages of this world...

Is that Mr Mean Average? "

Median. I like to line my men up in size order and pick

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over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Beware the mr. Averages of this world...

Is that Mr Mean Average?

Median. I like to line my men up in size order and pick

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Beware the mr. Averages of this world...

Is that Mr Mean Average?

Median. I like to line my men up in size order and pick

A socially distanced line up

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Beware the mr. Averages of this world...

Is that Mr Mean Average?

Median. I like to line my men up in size order and pick

A socially distanced line up"

Well that doesn't sound like much fun

And if they're belted, how big is this car?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Beware the mr. Averages of this world...

Is that Mr Mean Average?

Median. I like to line my men up in size order and pick

A socially distanced line up

Well that doesn't sound like much fun

And if they're belted, how big is this car?

Stretch limo, baby

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Start an annoying beeping alarm, I find turning the radio up helps it go away.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Start an annoying beeping alarm, I find turning the radio up helps it go away."

Read the manual if you blur the belt in and out the right amount of times it stops it.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Start an annoying beeping alarm, I find turning the radio up helps it go away.

Read the manual if you blur the belt in and out the right amount of times it stops it."

Opening the windows helps to blow it away. Ventilation is our friend.

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Start an annoying beeping alarm, I find turning the radio up helps it go away.

Read the manual if you blur the belt in and out the right amount of times it stops it."

Oh god not this old thing again...it stops when they have got the tracker fixed on you & the bugging system is broadcasting....obviously..

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

The beep is a tracker fitted by Amazon and Microsoft to monitor yr movements and collect data on u

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Opening the windows helps to blow it away. Ventilation is our friend. "

Before fastening a seat belt always wash your hands and sing Happy Birthday twice.

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Opening the windows helps to blow it away. Ventilation is our friend.

Before fastening a seat belt always wash your hands and sing Happy Birthday twice."

Be careful....the listening in/gps spies note down...traditional, Altered Images, Stevie Wonder....etc it all helps in profiling you.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Opening the windows helps to blow it away. Ventilation is our friend.

Before fastening a seat belt always wash your hands and sing Happy Birthday twice.

Be careful....the listening in/gps spies note down...traditional, Altered Images, Stevie Wonder....etc it all helps in profiling you."

This will be checked against your census and vaccination records in order to profit from "innocent" record keeping. No government action is safe!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

This will be checked against your census and vaccination records in order to profit from "innocent" record keeping. No government action is safe!"

Obviously the only safe way forward is don't be vaccinated and say your census form got lost in the post.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This will be checked against your census and vaccination records in order to profit from "innocent" record keeping. No government action is safe!

Obviously the only safe way forward is don't be vaccinated and say your census form got lost in the post. "

And either stay in your house - public law doesn't apply on private property - or plan violent overthrow of the government for denying us our freedom

(Dear mods et al - joking

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

This will be checked against your census and vaccination records in order to profit from "innocent" record keeping. No government action is safe!

Obviously the only safe way forward is don't be vaccinated and say your census form got lost in the post.

And either stay in your house - public law doesn't apply on private property - or plan violent overthrow of the government for denying us our freedom

(Dear mods et al - joking

There's crowd-funding of The Magna Carta song, which we could all play, to help show them who is sovereign boss when in our carriages and castles. You're right - laws don't apply in our homes at all.Dont let anyone in, if they could be government agents or informants.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This will be checked against your census and vaccination records in order to profit from "innocent" record keeping. No government action is safe!

Obviously the only safe way forward is don't be vaccinated and say your census form got lost in the post.

And either stay in your house - public law doesn't apply on private property - or plan violent overthrow of the government for denying us our freedom

(Dear mods et al - joking

)

We should find a power ballad and sing it, beltless, in places where the Secret Police demand we wear our shackles.

(This happened in Melbourne with You're the Voice outside a supermarket

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

This will be checked against your census and vaccination records in order to profit from "innocent" record keeping. No government action is safe!

Obviously the only safe way forward is don't be vaccinated and say your census form got lost in the post.

And either stay in your house - public law doesn't apply on private property - or plan violent overthrow of the government for denying us our freedom

(Dear mods et al - joking

)

We should find a power ballad and sing it, beltless, in places where the Secret Police demand we wear our shackles.

(This happened in Melbourne with You're the Voice outside a supermarket

Our singing will be more powerful beltless, not restrained by the bodymuzzles.Find that power ballad ASAP

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