FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Virus

Lettuce and citrus fruit

Jump to newest
 

By *ook OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Someone's taking the pith!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

We have some citrus trees in Spain, will bring some back for everyone when we can get over lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lirty-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bexley


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite. "

More media drivel.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lirty-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bexley


"We have some citrus trees in Spain, will bring some back for everyone when we can get over lol "

We have small lemon and orange trees in our back garden in N Kent. The lemons are currently turning yellow. Can't wait for a G&T.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was on the radio on Tuesday that a woman had brought loads of lettuces for around 45p each from various local supermarkets and was reselling them for £2.50 each!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lirty-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bexley


"It was on the radio on Tuesday that a woman had brought loads of lettuces for around 45p each from various local supermarkets and was reselling them for £2.50 each!

"

More fool the idiots buying them.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"We have some citrus trees in Spain, will bring some back for everyone when we can get over lol

We have small lemon and orange trees in our back garden in N Kent. The lemons are currently turning yellow. Can't wait for a G&T."

Aw delicious I bet you can’t wait, we have missed out on ours this year, they will all be on the floor

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was on the radio on Tuesday that a woman had brought loads of lettuces for around 45p each from various local supermarkets and was reselling them for £2.50 each!

More fool the idiots buying them."

Actually no more fool the person that buys them so that others can't.

If nobody buys them at the inflated price, they will go in the bin.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite. "

The uk consumes 35000 tonnes of lettuce per week... someone must care

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Someone's taking the pith!"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've got some lemons ripened on my trees here, if anyone needs them for a drink

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We'll all get scurvy

(*It's a joke, to all those sans a sense of humour )

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton


"It was on the radio on Tuesday that a woman had brought loads of lettuces for around 45p each from various local supermarkets and was reselling them for £2.50 each!

More fool the idiots buying them."

They only brought them cos they needed them

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite.

The uk consumes 35000 tonnes of lettuce per week... someone must care"

I wonder how much of it is consumed accidentally?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite. "

Lol. Yip it's all sh*t. No shortage in my local supermarket today.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite.

The uk consumes 35000 tonnes of lettuce per week... someone must care"

That's half a kilo of lettuce for every man woman and child! Per week. Holy crap. That means every one... Baby to aged pensioners is eating about 3 lettuces per week.... How the fuck are we all so overweight then?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite.

The uk consumes 35000 tonnes of lettuce per week... someone must care"

Buying 35,000 tonnes is not the same as consuming 35,000 tonnes.. I bet 2/3rds ends up in the bin!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite.

The uk consumes 35000 tonnes of lettuce per week... someone must care

That's half a kilo of lettuce for every man woman and child! Per week. Holy crap. That means every one... Baby to aged pensioners is eating about 3 lettuces per week.... How the fuck are we all so overweight then? "

We only have one a week between us so somebody is eating our other 5, just greedy

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite.

The uk consumes 35000 tonnes of lettuce per week... someone must care

Buying 35,000 tonnes is not the same as consuming 35,000 tonnes.. I bet 2/3rds ends up in the bin!"

Yes I cut out the middle man and hoy mine straight in the bin, along with the cabbage. Still feel virtuous for attempting to eat the wretched stuff mind.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite.

The uk consumes 35000 tonnes of lettuce per week... someone must care

That's half a kilo of lettuce for every man woman and child! Per week. Holy crap. That means every one... Baby to aged pensioners is eating about 3 lettuces per week.... How the fuck are we all so overweight then? "

I bet most of it ends up on McD's burgers and in BLT butties at Tesco

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite. "

What a load of bollocks all ie fine will be fine

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite.

The uk consumes 35000 tonnes of lettuce per week... someone must care"

You do get a lot in a double Big Mac burger it’s always sliding out

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm good, I already have Gordon's orange gin.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ostafunMan
over a year ago

near ipswich

no need to get all lemon about it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How you give a lemon an orgasm?

You tickle its citrus.

Haha!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ook OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Haven’t seen anyone outside tescos desperate for lettuce or lemons yet....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"How you give a lemon an orgasm?

You tickle its citrus.

Haha!"

Pith off

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Shortage.... who gives a flying f@c£ ???

Airlifts, raging lettuce starved people outside supermarkets. Illegal black market satsuma trading. Lol what a crock of shite.

The uk consumes 35000 tonnes of lettuce per week... someone must care"

No.. they buy 35000 tons of the stuff...most of it goes in the bin...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top