FabSwingers.com forum: Its a conspiracy

By *arry247 OP Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

I went to Asda this afternoon and just before I switched off the car engine the radio started playing the Police, Don't stand so close.

I looked out of the window towards the story and they have changed the name to SDA (Safe Distance Always).

I knew it was a conspiracy!

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By *arry247 OP Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Store not story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool story bro.

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By *ark Knight 2017Man
over a year ago

Ware

A Safe Distance Away! Do they sell bat?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Oh come on, this was one of the better "conspiracy" threads.

Decent effort, OP, but must try to whip up greater hysteria next time.

Try parking under a 5G mast for extra thinking power.

*Adjusts shiny silver hat*

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I rubbished all the plandemic chat... until reading this

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Try parking under a 5G mast for extra thinking power.

Just wait until they hear that the Chinese are trialling 6G...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Try parking under a 5G mast for extra thinking power.

Just wait until they hear that the Chinese are trialling 6G...

Mind. Blown.

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands

"I went to Asda this afternoon and just before I switched off the car engine the radio started playing the Police, Don't stand so close.

I looked out of the window towards the story and they have changed the name to SDA (Safe Distance Always).

I knew it was a conspiracy!"

Ffs

Don't you realise someone's going to tell Karen that story and it's going to be misquoted in Sandra's page and you'll cause fuking havoc and panic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try parking under a 5G mast for extra thinking power.

Just wait until they hear that the Chinese are trialling 6G...

If anyone mentions Bill Gates and nanobots I'm outta here.........

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Try parking under a 5G mast for extra thinking power.

Just wait until they hear that the Chinese are trialling 6G...

If anyone mentions Bill Gates and nanobots I'm outta here........."

Open your eyes sheepish!

They've been putting nanobots into facemasks to control you and I know because I'm ever so clever...

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