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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I keep sticking it by everyone I can get close to.

No one's had covid. No one!

When do I get my two weeks off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't you retired Granny? No time off for you!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

FFS.....

I've done a thread that's been done more than once.

Admin ..... give this the chop ta.

No one answer. Do you hear me..... no one post on this superfluous thread.

No one.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Aren't you retired Granny? No time off for you!"

Noooooooo people assume I are but I is no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep sticking it by everyone I can get close to.

No one's had covid. No one!

When do I get my two weeks off?"

Why don’t you wait till it gets closer to Christmas

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Aren't you retired Granny? No time off for you!

Noooooooo people assume I are but I is no. "

I should really do it shouldn't I?

Take a leap into my money mountain and thrash about to the end of my days.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Oh shit "

That mask won't help. I saw what you did

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"I keep sticking it by everyone I can get close to.

No one's had covid. No one!

When do I get my two weeks off?

Why don’t you wait till it gets closer to Christmas "

Till what gets closer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aren't you retired Granny? No time off for you!

Noooooooo people assume I are but I is no.

I should really do it shouldn't I?

Take a leap into my money mountain and thrash about to the end of my days."

Yeah do it. Think of all the excitement you could have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep sticking it by everyone I can get close to.

No one's had covid. No one!

When do I get my two weeks off?

Why don’t you wait till it gets closer to Christmas

Till what gets closer ?"

Ah yea I don’t know

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Aren't you retired Granny? No time off for you!

Noooooooo people assume I are but I is no.

I should really do it shouldn't I?

Take a leap into my money mountain and thrash about to the end of my days.

Yeah do it. Think of all the excitement you could have. "

Fuck yeah .... queing outside Aldi ..... sending rash pics to the doc and getting some ear plugs for it...... fighting for loo rolls , eating lentils and seeing no one apart from anyone I zoom with..... No holidays allowed and no walking in Wales. Wonderful.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"I keep sticking it by everyone I can get close to.

No one's had covid. No one!

When do I get my two weeks off?

Why don’t you wait till it gets closer to Christmas

Till what gets closer ?

Ah yea I don’t know "

Maybe it's Christmas that gets closer. You ever thought of that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep sticking it by everyone I can get close to.

No one's had covid. No one!

When do I get my two weeks off?

Why don’t you wait till it gets closer to Christmas

Till what gets closer ?

Ah yea I don’t know

Maybe it's Christmas that gets closer. You ever thought of that ?"

I don’t really think an awful lot to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep sticking it by everyone I can get close to.

No one's had covid. No one!

When do I get my two weeks off?"

If you want an app for infections, try Tinder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep sticking it by everyone I can get close to.

No one's had covid. No one!

When do I get my two weeks off?

If you want an app for infections, try Tinder."

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"I keep sticking it by everyone I can get close to.

No one's had covid. No one!

When do I get my two weeks off?

If you want an app for infections, try Tinder."

James thank you. Such a gent. Will I get it via the nostrils ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep sticking it by everyone I can get close to.

No one's had covid. No one!

When do I get my two weeks off?

If you want an app for infections, try Tinder.

James thank you. Such a gent. Will I get it via the nostrils ?"

Yes. See the double penetration thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its Test Trace Protect...the bastards test to push you back to work quicker, not to keep you alive!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep sticking it by everyone I can get close to.

No one's had covid. No one!

When do I get my two weeks off?

If you want an app for infections, try Tinder.

If you're lucky.

James thank you. Such a gent. Will I get it via the nostrils ?"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

and if im unlucky ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you're the only one with the app.?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Maybe you're the only one with the app.? "

I guess I must be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe you're the only one with the app.?

I guess I must be "

If we were closer I'd let you stick it near me (I've got the app. )

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"FFS.....

I've done a thread that's been done more than once.

Admin ..... give this the chop ta.

No one answer. Do you hear me..... no one post on this superfluous thread.

No one. "

Oi you lot, did you miss this no more comments on this thread please that includes you Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come to think of it, fabs who's near was a pioneering App for prevention of people catching things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work sneakily downloaded the app on our work phones, I check it now and then.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport


" Come to think of it, fabs who's near was a pioneering App for prevention of people catching things."

I thought that "who's near" was the covid app...

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION


" Come to think of it, fabs who's near was a pioneering App for prevention of people catching things.

I thought that "who's near" was the covid app... "

Hahaha

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central

Hang out near a testing centre and look for those who look unwell - reach in with a swab or something down the back of their gob. Contaminate your swab with theirs.

Or hang around some uni or other, tell them granny is looking for grandkids, has time to kill and you'll get taken up to a lovefest party, infected immediately

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