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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon

Who should I call to report my neighbours?

People been arriving all afternoon . Garden heaving, many scantily clad women in and out of the pool & hot tub. Music blaring out, lights being fitted so will go on all night. BBQ burning away , champagne bottles popping. The occasional waft of them devils lettuce’

Bloody disgraceful behaviour.

Oh, hang on , false alarm & forget all the above -

I’ve just been invited!

Message to thought police / mods. I know COVID is a serious issue but this is just my little joke aimed at raising a smile or two.

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon

‘The’ Devils lettuce

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Fancy bringing a new friend?

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon


"Fancy bringing a new friend?

"

Are you in a lockdown area though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghostbusters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing is, as much as I agree with a limit to social groups, what happened to love thy neighbour?

Are the police going to watch your cat whilst your on holiday? Or take your parcel whilst you are at work?

Will they bring your wheelie bin in when you are ill?

Yeh, dont think so.

It will destroy communities.

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By *aisyDoandDaisyDontWoman
over a year ago

little old town of Reading!


"Who should I call to report my neighbours?

People been arriving all afternoon . Garden heaving, many scantily clad women in and out of the pool & hot tub. Music blaring out, lights being fitted so will go on all night. BBQ burning away , champagne bottles popping. The occasional waft of them devils lettuce’

Bloody disgraceful behaviour.

Oh, hang on , false alarm & forget all the above -

I’ve just been invited!

Message to thought police / mods. I know COVID is a serious issue but this is just my little joke aimed at raising a smile or two."

Ha! Made me chuckle

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Fancy bringing a new friend?

Are you in a lockdown area though? "

We are, although lockdown is a bit of a loose term given we can still travel etc..

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon


"Fancy bringing a new friend?

Are you in a lockdown area though?

We are, although lockdown is a bit of a loose term given we can still travel etc.."

Then come on down!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Fancy bringing a new friend?

Are you in a lockdown area though?

We are, although lockdown is a bit of a loose term given we can still travel etc..

Then come on down! "

Will pack me Cossie..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like an mtv summer video.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Sounds like our old neighbours minus the hot chicks.

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION

Plus+1?

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