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By *litterbabe OP   Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

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NEW COVID RULES EXPLAINED

If anyone is having difficulty working out these new Covid rules, I’ve broken them down for you...

You can meet hundreds of people at work or school you can brush shoulders, pick their noses and lick their face if you wish?!But don’t meet more than 6 of these people in leisure time as the virus has mutated.

It now only infects you if there’s 7 or more people in a group and you’re chilling out.

It can not infect you at school or work, because it’s scared of the huge crowds of people.

You can still go to a pub where you are in an enclosed building breathing in everyone’s germs because Covid doesn’t drink so it doesn’t go to the pub of course

But scientists have discovered that Covid is quite partial to your parents or friends garden or house or in the open air where social distancing is very easy!

In fact, this is so riskythat councillors are probably sat round a table in the local pub, discussing the closure of them right now!

It’s still ok for you to cram into tourists spots as long as only 6 of you come at once, because 7 might tip it over the edge and make Covid sad

But you are alright until Monday because the Virus must be still on Holiday

Think that should clear things up!

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Copied from a friend ??

NEW COVID RULES EXPLAINED

If anyone is having difficulty working out these new Covid rules, I’ve broken them down for you...

You can meet hundreds of people at work or school you can brush shoulders, pick their noses and lick their face if you wish?!But don’t meet more than 6 of these people in leisure time as the virus has mutated.

It now only infects you if there’s 7 or more people in a group and you’re chilling out.

It can not infect you at school or work, because it’s scared of the huge crowds of people.

You can still go to a pub where you are in an enclosed building breathing in everyone’s germs because Covid doesn’t drink so it doesn’t go to the pub of course

But scientists have discovered that Covid is quite partial to your parents or friends garden or house or in the open air where social distancing is very easy!

In fact, this is so riskythat councillors are probably sat round a table in the local pub, discussing the closure of them right now!

It’s still ok for you to cram into tourists spots as long as only 6 of you come at once, because 7 might tip it over the edge and make Covid sad

But you are alright until Monday because the Virus must be still on Holiday

Think that should clear things up!"

Nice one Thanks for making us smile.

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By *D835Man
over a year ago

London


"Copied from a friend ??

NEW COVID RULES EXPLAINED

If anyone is having difficulty working out these new Covid rules, I’ve broken them down for you...

You can meet hundreds of people at work or school you can brush shoulders, pick their noses and lick their face if you wish?!But don’t meet more than 6 of these people in leisure time as the virus has mutated.

It now only infects you if there’s 7 or more people in a group and you’re chilling out.

It can not infect you at school or work, because it’s scared of the huge crowds of people.

You can still go to a pub where you are in an enclosed building breathing in everyone’s germs because Covid doesn’t drink so it doesn’t go to the pub of course

But scientists have discovered that Covid is quite partial to your parents or friends garden or house or in the open air where social distancing is very easy!

In fact, this is so riskythat councillors are probably sat round a table in the local pub, discussing the closure of them right now!

It’s still ok for you to cram into tourists spots as long as only 6 of you come at once, because 7 might tip it over the edge and make Covid sad

But you are alright until Monday because the Virus must be still on Holiday

Think that should clear things up!"

Sounds Perfectly clear to me now.

Thank you.

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

That was so good thank you !

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By *havenbabe01Couple
over a year ago

bedfordshire

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Copied from a friend ??

NEW COVID RULES EXPLAINED

If anyone is having difficulty working out these new Covid rules, I’ve broken them down for you...

You can meet hundreds of people at work or school you can brush shoulders, pick their noses and lick their face if you wish?!But don’t meet more than 6 of these people in leisure time as the virus has mutated.

It now only infects you if there’s 7 or more people in a group and you’re chilling out.

It can not infect you at school or work, because it’s scared of the huge crowds of people.

You can still go to a pub where you are in an enclosed building breathing in everyone’s germs because Covid doesn’t drink so it doesn’t go to the pub of course

But scientists have discovered that Covid is quite partial to your parents or friends garden or house or in the open air where social distancing is very easy!

In fact, this is so riskythat councillors are probably sat round a table in the local pub, discussing the closure of them right now!

It’s still ok for you to cram into tourists spots as long as only 6 of you come at once, because 7 might tip it over the edge and make Covid sad

But you are alright until Monday because the Virus must be still on Holiday

Think that should clear things up!"

If we went to the sane school, I’d like to lick your face

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Remember to tell your neighbours that you have started a new business at home , employing lots of people, before Monday, as after Monday they'll assume that the large groups of employees arriving for induction in your garden next weekend, are due to need the army of marshalls around.

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By *andR510Couple
over a year ago

St Neots/Wisbech

Weve put a sign outside saying covid secure and put a cash register in the hallway.

Bulletproof now.

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"Copied from a friend ??

NEW COVID RULES EXPLAINED

If anyone is having difficulty working out these new Covid rules, I’ve broken them down for you...

You can meet hundreds of people at work or school you can brush shoulders, pick their noses and lick their face if you wish?!But don’t meet more than 6 of these people in leisure time as the virus has mutated.

It now only infects you if there’s 7 or more people in a group and you’re chilling out.

It can not infect you at school or work, because it’s scared of the huge crowds of people.

You can still go to a pub where you are in an enclosed building breathing in everyone’s germs because Covid doesn’t drink so it doesn’t go to the pub of course

But scientists have discovered that Covid is quite partial to your parents or friends garden or house or in the open air where social distancing is very easy!

In fact, this is so riskythat councillors are probably sat round a table in the local pub, discussing the closure of them right now!

It’s still ok for you to cram into tourists spots as long as only 6 of you come at once, because 7 might tip it over the edge and make Covid sad

But you are alright until Monday because the Virus must be still on Holiday

Think that should clear things up!"

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

You're not supposed to mix with persons not from your house hold.

However come the early December 25th and you wake up to see a fat bloke in a red suit, who has been to every other house in the country and is now in your bedroom, do not complain or he may put you on his naughty list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not supposed to mix with persons not from your house hold.

However come the early December 25th and you wake up to see a fat bloke in a red suit, who has been to every other house in the country and is now in your bedroom, do not complain or he may put you on his naughty list."

Did you just fat shame Santa!???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And obviously you can meet for sex still , as long as it’s outdoor and you do either the reverse cowgirl , or doggy style (as long as they are 6ft tall) Or if this isn’t possible lean back during doggy style by the amount of inches the person is less than 6ft . For example , John meets Tracy , Tracy and John hit it off , John and Tracy decide they want to have full sex , but Tracy is only 5ft 7 , so For this to be allowable then John must lean back by 5 inches upon penetration from behind .

Hope that makes sense

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