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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I reckon it should now be

Wear a mask, wash your hands, keep your distance

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

Wear a fucking mask, wash your fucking hands, keep your fucking distance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont be a twat and
"Wear a fucking mask, wash your fucking hands, keep your fucking distance. "

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

The PM has just put up

Wash hands. Cover face. Make space.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"Wear a fucking mask, wash your fucking hands, keep your fucking distance. "

hahaha I like this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The PM has just put up

Wash hands. Cover face. Make space.

"

How come I always shit myself when you post after me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't wear a mask! Being a first class prick!

Hate Social Distancing? Being utterly selfish.

Then try a ventilator A/hole!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

We were just saying that it should be mandatory to wear face coverings once you leave the border of your home. It would save confusion on that score.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were just saying that it should be mandatory to wear face coverings once you leave the border of your home. It would save confusion on that score. "

And not under the chin eh.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"The PM has just put up

Wash hands. Cover face. Make space.

How come I always shit myself when you post after me "

Sounds like a guilty conscience to me and dodgy bowels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wear a mask, think of others; don't be a selfish cunt."

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"The PM has just put up

Wash hands. Cover face. Make space.

How come I always shit myself when you post after me

Sounds like a guilty conscience to me and dodgy bowels "

Haha!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"We were just saying that it should be mandatory to wear face coverings once you leave the border of your home. It would save confusion on that score.

And not under the chin eh."

Not under the chin, not adjusted every five minutes, not removed every time you talk to someone, not just under your nose, not chucked on the path for someone else to pick up and washed or replaced between each wear.

I think that just about covers it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It could be wear, wank, wash for some herw

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Think of others

don't be a dick.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It doesn't explain much, but I do like "I protect you, you protect me" (because that's the benefit of masks).

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Listen to us. Do as we say. Keep the economy booming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands, face, space

This replaces Hands, Knees, Boomps A Daisy

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Australia used to use

Slip! Slop! Slap!

in health campaigns. I think a few of us should be permitted to slap a few of the dangerous idiots who are doing stupid things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One from my wife, wear a mask! Was your hands

! Keep your legs closed !

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"We were just saying that it should be mandatory to wear face coverings once you leave the border of your home. It would save confusion on that score. "

No. Fucking. Way.

(Please don't start encouraging the govt. They are running out of ideas as it is).

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Australia used to use

Slip! Slop! Slap!

in health campaigns. I think a few of us should be permitted to slap a few of the dangerous idiots who are doing stupid things "

Slip slop slap wrap

Sun sense saves lives

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"The PM has just put up

Wash hands. Cover face. Make space.

How come I always shit myself when you post after me "

It's like when you're driving and a police car appears behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were just saying that it should be mandatory to wear face coverings once you leave the border of your home. It would save confusion on that score.

And not under the chin eh.

Not under the chin, not adjusted every five minutes, not removed every time you talk to someone, not just under your nose, not chucked on the path for someone else to pick up and washed or replaced between each wear.

I think that just about covers it "

Just got back from shops and I can say I witnessed all of them....yeah even the blue mask on the floor less then a foot away from the bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were just saying that it should be mandatory to wear face coverings once you leave the border of your home. It would save confusion on that score.

And not under the chin eh.

Not under the chin, not adjusted every five minutes, not removed every time you talk to someone, not just under your nose, not chucked on the path for someone else to pick up and washed or replaced between each wear.

I think that just about covers it

Just got back from shops and I can say I witnessed all of them....yeah even the blue mask on the floor less then a foot away from the bin "

Maybe they were socially distancing from the bin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Australia used to use

Slip! Slop! Slap!

in health campaigns. I think a few of us should be permitted to slap a few of the dangerous idiots who are doing stupid things "

Like the Clunk Click Every Trip for the seatbelt wearing campaign.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interestingly I read that gender specific messages work best. Essentially for women "protect others" for men "keep yourself safe".

Not sure where I fit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were just saying that it should be mandatory to wear face coverings once you leave the border of your home. It would save confusion on that score.

And not under the chin eh.

Not under the chin, not adjusted every five minutes, not removed every time you talk to someone, not just under your nose, not chucked on the path for someone else to pick up and washed or replaced between each wear.

I think that just about covers it "

One of my dogs keeps picking up tissues, which are everywhere in our local park, and hides them in the woods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The PM has just put up

Wash hands. Cover face. Make space.

How come I always shit myself when you post after me

Sounds like a guilty conscience to me and dodgy bowels

Haha! "

Dont you laugh with your dodgy bowels too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interestingly I read that gender specific messages work best. Essentially for women "protect others" for men "keep yourself safe".

Not sure where I fit!"

Sky news off the TV

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Interestingly I read that gender specific messages work best. Essentially for women "protect others" for men "keep yourself safe".

Not sure where I fit!"

Interesting. I see protection of community as stereotypically masculine. Dying to save loved ones sort of macho stuff.

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"We were just saying that it should be mandatory to wear face coverings once you leave the border of your home. It would save confusion on that score. "
I hope your joking

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"We were just saying that it should be mandatory to wear face coverings once you leave the border of your home. It would save confusion on that score. "

I'd support this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The PM has just put up

Wash hands. Cover face. Make space.

"

I like that.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"The PM has just put up

Wash hands. Cover face. Make space.

I like that.

"

It is a bit of a tongue twister for him though, he was trying to say it fast and a lot and I am sure there were a couple of, wash hands, cover banned,make haste

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Wear a space suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The PM has just put up

Wash hands. Cover face. Make space.

I like that.

It is a bit of a tongue twister for him though, he was trying to say it fast and a lot and I am sure there were a couple of, wash hands, cover banned,make haste"

I'll try and catch the update on the news.

Wish they would do press conferences at 5pm and not during the day.

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall


"We were just saying that it should be mandatory to wear face coverings once you leave the border of your home. It would save confusion on that score. "

No way would I be doing that. I'm fortunate to live in a village where I can easily keep a good distance from anyone and then disappear into countryside. Not a hope in hell that I'd wear a face covering just to leave home.

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

It should be , just because the weather is nice and you want to get pissed it doesn't mean the virus has gone..sorry for the inconvenience

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

I wouldn't like to guess, they seem to be making it up as they go anyway.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Australia used to use

Slip! Slop! Slap!

in health campaigns. I think a few of us should be permitted to slap a few of the dangerous idiots who are doing stupid things

Like the Clunk Click Every Trip for the seatbelt wearing campaign."

But I don't want to... I Can't... It infringes my human rights... Its another step towards mind control...it can't be policed... Why should I... Its against my belief system... There's no evidence.....

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By *etsomeMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"I reckon it should now be

Wear a mask, wash your hands, keep your distance "

I'm full agreement except for the mask bit

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"The PM has just put up

Wash hands. Cover face. Make space.

How come I always shit myself when you post after me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could be "Wear a mask, be responsible"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take my advice from Belinda Carlisle.... Live your life be free

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"Wear a space suit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Australia used to use

Slip! Slop! Slap!

in health campaigns. I think a few of us should be permitted to slap a few of the dangerous idiots who are doing stupid things

Like the Clunk Click Every Trip for the seatbelt wearing campaign."

Wasn't that Jimmy Saville?

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By *hrobberMan
over a year ago

North West


"Wear a fucking mask, wash your fucking hands, keep your fucking distance. "
perfect

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"The PM has just put up

Wash hands. Cover face. Make space.

How come I always shit myself when you post after me "

Wash hands, cover face, make space, change pants...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t got past the first one yet! I’m staying home as much as possible. I go out shopping rarely and always wear a mask.That is, of course, my choice and I have no opinion on anyone else as I’m only responsible for myself and my actions.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Do as we say, not as we do.

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

No mask on your face

You're a big disgrace

Spreading your germs

All over the place

Admit it... You sang along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were just saying that it should be mandatory to wear face coverings once you leave the border of your home. It would save confusion on that score.

I'd support this."

The WHO doesn't.

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"No mask on your face

You're a big disgrace

Spreading your germs

All over the place

Admit it... You sang along "

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"The PM has just put up

Wash hands. Cover face. Make space.

"

I like this one

Hands-Face-Space more punchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear one if you want! Or just walk into tesco/all other shops without one and no one will say anything to you! Especially all the staff who are meant to be enforcing the rule but don't! (bit long for a slogan but actually true)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear one in tight spaces, cover those bloody faces.

Pretty catchy

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By *ickthelick2001Man
over a year ago

nottingham

DISTRUST THE GOVERNMENT

AVOID MASS MEDIA

FIGHT THE LIES

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall


"It could be "Wear a mask, be responsible" "

If only it were that simple. Many seem to forget about the distancing once they've got a face covering on.

Think I need a t shirt with something like "Face covering or not - if you can read this you're too fucking close. Keep your distance"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a shame covid isn't a disease for the stupid...

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By *eroy1000Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Australia used to use

Slip! Slop! Slap!

in health campaigns. I think a few of us should be permitted to slap a few of the dangerous idiots who are doing stupid things

Like the Clunk Click Every Trip for the seatbelt wearing campaign.

But I don't want to... I Can't... It infringes my human rights... Its another step towards mind control...it can't be policed... Why should I... Its against my belief system... There's no evidence.....

"

yep just some of the excuses some will use. Add to that its all a government plan to control you, its right wing, its left wing. Personally I would like to see it strongly enforced with fines issued for repeat offenders

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"It could be "Wear a mask, be responsible"

If only it were that simple. Many seem to forget about the distancing once they've got a face covering on.

Think I need a t shirt with something like "Face covering or not - if you can read this you're too fucking close. Keep your distance" "

I like that... Slogan t shirts coming to ebayzon soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DISTRUST THE GOVERNMENT

AVOID MASS MEDIA

FIGHT THE LIES

"

Oh here we go again

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

No mask on your face.

You big disgrace.

Spreading your germs all over the place.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Its a shame covid isn't a disease for the stupid... "

Too close - disease of unmasked stupidity unwashed

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"We were just saying that it should be mandatory to wear face coverings once you leave the border of your home. It would save confusion on that score.

And not under the chin eh.

Not under the chin, not adjusted every five minutes, not removed every time you talk to someone, not just under your nose, not chucked on the path for someone else to pick up and washed or replaced between each wear.

I think that just about covers it

Just got back from shops and I can say I witnessed all of them....yeah even the blue mask on the floor less then a foot away from the bin "

That's where I get mine from, saves paying for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were just saying that it should be mandatory to wear face coverings once you leave the border of your home. It would save confusion on that score.

And not under the chin eh.

Not under the chin, not adjusted every five minutes, not removed every time you talk to someone, not just under your nose, not chucked on the path for someone else to pick up and washed or replaced between each wear.

I think that just about covers it

Just got back from shops and I can say I witnessed all of them....yeah even the blue mask on the floor less then a foot away from the bin

That's where I get mine from, saves paying for them "

Good luck with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands...face...space...camera...tv

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By *aul happyMan
over a year ago

tilgate crawley

so thats why boris kept dominic cummings......only he could make up the slogan ....i feel so much safer now

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

We're fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were just saying that it should be mandatory to wear face coverings once you leave the border of your home. It would save confusion on that score.

And not under the chin eh.

Not under the chin, not adjusted every five minutes, not removed every time you talk to someone, not just under your nose, not chucked on the path for someone else to pick up and washed or replaced between each wear.

I think that just about covers it

Just got back from shops and I can say I witnessed all of them....yeah even the blue mask on the floor less then a foot away from the bin

That's where I get mine from, saves paying for them "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"No mask on your face.

You big disgrace.

Spreading your germs all over the place."

Yes!

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By *limmatureguyMan
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Do what you like because even if you catch you will probably be fine, even if you're fat, old or both.

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By *ickthelick2001Man
over a year ago

nottingham

What about

Do not enter with a muzzle on your face

Your a big disgrace

We will we will mock you

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"What about

Do not enter with a muzzle on your face

Your a big disgrace

We will we will mock you "

I have yet to see a person wearing a muzzle outside of their own home or a fetish club.

If by muzzle you mean mask I genuinely fail to see the comparison.

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