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By *uv2kiss OP   Man
over a year ago

fenland

I have a friend who does microblading very excitedly told me last night that she can go back to work..

Then am hour or so later read that she can't as nothing is allowed above the neck.

She used the exact words I can't give a facial either.

Must be my dirty mind but I thought I would love to give you a facial lol.

Do you think anything dirty when a friend says something innocuous?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

My friend was reminiscing about the good old days when he used to go dogging with his dad. It's only when he said they preferred Catford to Walthamstow even though they lived in Enfield, that it dawned on me he was actually talking about canines as they were dog tracks!

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By *uv2kiss OP   Man
over a year ago

fenland


"My friend was reminiscing about the good old days when he used to go dogging with his dad. It's only when he said they preferred Catford to Walthamstow even though they lived in Enfield, that it dawned on me he was actually talking about canines as they were dog tracks! "

I would have thought the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever someone starts talking about getting a facial it always takes me several seconds and a double take to realise what they mean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friend of mine said she was looking forward to a cut and blow job. Nearly spat my coffee all over her! Freudian slip? Probably not as she is soooo vanilla.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton


"I have a friend who does microblading very excitedly told me last night that she can go back to work..

Then am hour or so later read that she can't as nothing is allowed above the neck.

She used the exact words I can't give a facial either.

Must be my dirty mind but I thought I would love to give you a facial lol.

Do you think anything dirty when a friend says something innocuous?"

I am sure she gets facial jokes all the time, except if she's absolutely innocent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady I work with came into work today and said

‘I was doing it with my husband last night and it’s massive!’

‘It’s huge!’

‘ couldn’t believe how big it was it just about fitted in’

I asked what she meant and she replied

‘Putting the gazebo up. I said yesterday’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women saying they are going to do some gardening always sounds like an innuendo to me - I don't know why lol

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Free blowdry makes me chuckle. As well as facials

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