FabSwingers.com forum: Bogey removal

By *oruseandabuse OP Couple
over a year ago

chichester

Just a though. So we are not meant to touch our faces. Has the government issued advice on an approved non contact method of bogey removal? After all we are in peak pollen season.

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By *dores blackmenWoman
over a year ago

incognito mode ;-)

Covid tests they go right up your nose

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"Covid tests they go right up your nose

Blow your nose in a paper hanky. Use hand gel after. Simple.

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By *ovelybumCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

It won't be long before people start expecting the government to issue a guidance on how to wipe their asses.... Honestly

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've heard anecdotally that correct mask wearing reduces pollen exposure.

Failing that, antihistamines

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By *oruseandabuse OP Couple
over a year ago

chichester

I thought it was a good opening for a little bit of ironic humour.

And why has the spellcheck suddenly gone all Transatlantic? Is that just something I have done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It won't be long before people start expecting the government to issue a guidance on how to wipe their asses.... Honestly

Even then people would deliberately misinterpret the guidance and blame government for not being clear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a though. So we are not meant to touch our faces. Has the government issued advice on an approved non contact method of bogey removal? After all we are in peak pollen season."

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They were 'crows' in my day........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a though. So we are not meant to touch our faces. Has the government issued advice on an approved non contact method of bogey removal? After all we are in peak pollen season.

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They were 'crows' in my day........

You had crows up your nose? Wow mahoosive nostrils then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a though. So we are not meant to touch our faces. Has the government issued advice on an approved non contact method of bogey removal? After all we are in peak pollen season.

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They were 'crows' in my day........

What do you mean....in your day? They still are in my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a though. So we are not meant to touch our faces. Has the government issued advice on an approved non contact method of bogey removal? After all we are in peak pollen season.

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They were 'crows' in my day........

Just noticed you're from Lancashire (as I am originally). I think it's a local thing....we called them crows too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It won't be long before people start expecting the government to issue a guidance on how to wipe their asses.... Honestly

Standing up

You deserve to be shot.

Sitting down eww you dirty swine

Bidet ohhhhhoohh

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedfuck

Snort Tequila up the nose, that'll do the trick.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

Pressure washer hose...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash hands, pick nose, wash hands

Job done

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