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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Bit of notice before he ends lockdown.

Think of the panic buying

Condoms

Lube

Tissue etc

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Bit of notice before he ends lockdown.

Think of the panic buying

Condoms

Lube

Tissue etc

I've got my supply already

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By *oft_SensualTV/TS
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Shame he didn't use a Condom with some of his mistreses.

Someone should use some lube on him, I think.

He could probably do with some tissue as he likes to talk about 'spaffing' money on victims of historical sex crimes.

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Shame he didn't use a Condom with some of his mistreses.

Someone should use some lube on him, I think.

He could probably do with some tissue as he likes to talk about 'spaffing' money on victims of historical sex crimes. "

Fun thread

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Bloody hell, can't even have one light hearted thread

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By *oft_SensualTV/TS
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Bloody hell, can't even have one light hearted thread

That is light hearted. I'm not advocating for his dismemberment or anything.

Just that he needs a good, public schoolboy arse fucking so he knows what it's like to get shafted.

What's not funny/ironic about that?

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By *ebbie69Couple
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Bit of notice before he ends lockdown.

Think of the panic buying

Condoms

Lube

Tissue etc

I did wonder how that sentance was going to end after seeing the heading

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Bloody hell, can't even have one light hearted thread

That is light hearted. I'm not advocating for his dismemberment or anything.

Just that he needs a good, public schoolboy arse fucking so he knows what it's like to get shafted.

What's not funny/ironic about that?"

Well, historical sex crimes kinda made it unfunny.

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By *oft_SensualTV/TS
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Bloody hell, can't even have one light hearted thread

That is light hearted. I'm not advocating for his dismemberment or anything.

Just that he needs a good, public schoolboy arse fucking so he knows what it's like to get shafted.

What's not funny/ironic about that?

Well, historical sex crimes kinda made it unfunny. "

Only repeating what our dear leader thinks appropriate to come out with when pressed on the subject. His words, not mine.

His complete lack of...well..anything is funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stocked up before lockdown but don’t imagine I’ll use them even when it is possible to meet again.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Shame he didn't use a Condom with some of his mistreses.

Someone should use some lube on him, I think.

He could probably do with some tissue as he likes to talk about 'spaffing' money on victims of historical sex crimes. "

Not necessary..

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Hereorthere

Much like bojo's response this thread started so well

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By *oft_SensualTV/TS
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Apologies for my dark, non pop culture sense of humour....

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Much like bojo's response this thread started so well

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Pity we can't have a light hearted thread, for a change...

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Apologies for my dark, non pop culture sense of humour...."

Apology excepted

Let’s all have a wank and move on

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