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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

(Add your own here.)

For me ....it's when you find yourself watching two actual clowns arguing over an ironing board on Judge Rinder....

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

When you watch Kojak everyday on ITV 4

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By *ellbound_GhoulwarpWoman
over a year ago

Fifth Circle of Hell

When you chose to watch a compilation of people fighting on big brother on youtube, when you hate big brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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For me ....it's when you find yourself watching two actual clowns arguing over an ironing board on Judge Rinder...."
So I'm not the only sad one doing that, slowly going out of my mind.lol

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By *yantico86Man
over a year ago

drumchapel

When the highlight of your days is going to bed on your own

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By *yes146Man
over a year ago

London

When you start a race and still on the grid when the rest have gone.

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By *ordescourtMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Sat in the back garden waiting for the moon to come out so I can howl at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Add your own here.)

For me ....it's when you find yourself watching two actual clowns arguing over an ironing board on Judge Rinder...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lockdown isn't getting to me, however I am starting to think I have too much time on my hands when I enlarge a cock photo on here only because I think ive spotted an ingrowing hair

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By *racy_JacksWoman
over a year ago

Derby

When you start rubbing your face into your cat’s fur

When you get so into adult colouring books that crayola just won’t do and you shell out on artist grade pencils and other supplies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you spend your Monday morning watching 365 DNI on netflix and remember what sex is.

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

when you wank for the third time in day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you spend your Monday morning watching 365 DNI on netflix and remember what sex is.

Yep i did that last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you've finally joined tik tok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you've finally joined tik tok

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Oh you are in a bad way lol

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By *heshire-cat74Woman
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

"When you've finally joined tik tok

Was just about to say the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you've finally joined tik tok

Oh you are in a bad way lol "

Difficult times... I'm the "over 30" hashtag mum perving those dancing vids lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you've finally joined tik tok

Was just about to say the same

Good perv material though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you've finally joined tik tok

Was just about to say the same

Good perv material though lol"
Yes I've had a little look lol

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By *lack UhuruMan
over a year ago

Leeds

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For me ....it's when you find yourself watching two actual clowns arguing over an ironing board on Judge Rinder...."

...I'm looking forward to watering the garden. I hate gardening...

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By *ustKeepSwinging999Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

When you take your lunch break at a specific time to watch "dress to impress".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you sit down with a guitar and work out the tune your washing machine plays when it’s finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When yo are actually looking forward to antiques roadshow

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

When you get excited about ordering wool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get excited about ordering wool

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And pacing up and down waiting for a delivery, I started doing that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you’ve taken up growing your own vegetables before your 30

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By *ucky24Man
over a year ago

Barrow in Furness

When you grow a beard and ask friends and family to vote on wither it should stay or should it go now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get excited about ordering wool

My wife was like that before lockdown, you’re fine.....

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"When you get excited about ordering wool

And pacing up and down waiting for a delivery, I started doing that. "

Haha the worst is when you get a message stating a delivery time, clock watching then too!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You have accepted that you are a giant amongst people as the only others you've seen are small and on electronic equipment screens. You now have more in common with a kettle than living flesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you've finally joined tik tok

Oh you are in a bad way lol

Difficult times... I'm the "over 30" hashtag mum perving those dancing vids lol

When you perv on photos of over 30s mums who perv on dancing tik tok videos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your garden is now so immaculate you are reading on diseases that affect roses!!!!

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Hereorthere

When you want to take action against people walking the wrong way down a supermarket aisle.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

It's starting to seem normal to do the same thing day in day out.

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By *rafficvanMan
over a year ago

Middletown

On here just having a perv

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By *aughtycd44TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanark

When you have watched most of netflix and start watching what you think will be a narcos type Mexican series ...but its not as its so lame but you just get sucked in and keep watching

Though the eric cantona french series was ok

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By *irty filthy milfWoman
over a year ago

somewhere only i know!

You can’t wait to get back to work! 4 days in and you bloody hate it and want to go back on furlough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have watched most of netflix and start watching what you think will be a narcos type Mexican series ...but its not as its so lame but you just get sucked in and keep watching

Though the eric cantona french series was ok

I've just finished watching el dragon it's in subtitles but it was good. Yankee was good as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start drooling over all those colourful balls of yarn that you have no clue what to do with, yet you spend another X amount of money ordering them...

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By *aughtycd44TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanark

El Dragon , awh that is exactly what i have been watching

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By *rsbrooksandjohnCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

When you look forward to monday mornings on friday night but by monday afternoon wish it was friday afternoon

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By *assy211279Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere Cornwall

You know what. I feel normal. Guess this affects me more than I knew. Just not finished searching the mine shafts yet. Must be a good one for body disposal somewhere here.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"When you have watched most of netflix and start watching what you think will be a narcos type Mexican series ...but its not as its so lame but you just get sucked in and keep watching

Though the eric cantona french series was ok

I've just finished watching el dragon it's in subtitles but it was good. Yankee was good as well. "

Toy Boy was good. Dubbed spanish.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"You can’t wait to get back to work! 4 days in and you bloody hate it and want to go back on furlough"

When youve not stopped working whatsoever... And want a break...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you grow a beard and ask friends and family to vote on wither it should stay or should it go now."

Did that. Everyone I asked, friends sister, lady friend....all said keep as it suits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a day out is standing in a queue outside a shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your pubes are now longer than your cock

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Your mojo has totally packed her bags and shows no sign whatsoever of returning.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

I only buy food. Not ordered anything online apart from masks.

Hate queuing...

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