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By *atEvolution OP   Couple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke

as the Bundesliga starts behind closed doors some stadiums are going to be filled with cardboad cutout 'fans'.

Maybe we can fill our schools, factorys and shops with paper chain children and cardboard workers.

In truth I think they got the idea from BandQ.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Germans are dry and often lacking in humour - so the cardboard cut out fans won’t be that much different to the real thing

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

If all the money goes to charity as which germany is doing then why not

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

The ones on London Underground would still find a way to go on strike

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Germany are doing much better than any of us so titter us not

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"Germans are dry and often lacking in humour - so the cardboard cut out fans won’t be that much different to the real thing "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Germans are dry and often lacking in humour - so the cardboard cut out fans won’t be that much different to the real thing "

You think my husbands a card board cut out?

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By *atEvolution OP   Couple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke


"Germans are dry and often lacking in humour - so the cardboard cut out fans won’t be that much different to the real thing

You think my husbands a card board cut out? "

Is his sense of humor is rubbing off on you!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Germans are dry and often lacking in humour - so the cardboard cut out fans won’t be that much different to the real thing "

Henning Wehn says 'vot is you talking about'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Germans are dry and often lacking in humour - so the cardboard cut out fans won’t be that much different to the real thing "

I don't think you know much about Germans

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By *irtylittletramp100TV/TS
over a year ago

Notts


"Germans are dry and often lacking in humour - so the cardboard cut out fans won’t be that much different to the real thing

You think my husbands a card board cut out? "

Agree, it's clear racism, there are a lot of double standards on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Germany makes a mockery out of this country. Infact the majority of Europe does. We still harp on about days gone by whilst others move forward with dignity.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Germans are dry and often lacking in humour - so the cardboard cut out fans won’t be that much different to the real thing

You think my husbands a card board cut out?

Is his sense of humor is rubbing off on you! "

Ah its a joke. I see.

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Looking at the clowns we have elected I think its fairly clear we have the best sense of humour in all of Europe

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By *oldswarriorMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Looking at the clowns we have elected I think its fairly clear we have the best sense of humour in all of Europe"

Will give you that one

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands

Fill the house of commons with cardboard cutouts nobody would notice

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

those German,s bombed our chippy .

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"those German,s bombed our chippy ."

What's that got to do with football?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"those German,s bombed our chippy ."

And we bombed about ten for every one they did..

But it's all in the past..

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"those German,s bombed our chippy .

What's that got to do with football? "

Coz it's next to the football ground and they haven't rebuilt it yet?

Just a thought.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"those German,s bombed our chippy .

And we bombed about ten for every one they did..

But it's all in the past.. "

Germany doesn't have chippy's

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"Germans are dry and often lacking in humour - so the cardboard cut out fans won’t be that much different to the real thing

Henning Wehn says 'vot is you talking about'

"

He is funny, but then he has been in the U.K. for nearly 20 years

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"Germans are dry and often lacking in humour - so the cardboard cut out fans won’t be that much different to the real thing "

You have obviously never seen (or heard) the "Yellow Wall" then.

Oh! and they are only the 2nd loudest in Europe, just behind Schalke.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"those German,s bombed our chippy .

And we bombed about ten for every one they did..

But it's all in the past..

Germany doesn't have chippy's"

I know..

Schnell imbiss..

Probably spelt that wrong, its been a while..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Germans are dry and often lacking in humour - so the cardboard cut out fans won’t be that much different to the real thing

Henning Wehn says 'vot is you talking about'

He is funny, but then he has been in the U.K. for nearly 20 years

"

He is..

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By *irtylittletramp100TV/TS
over a year ago

Notts


"those German,s bombed our chippy .

What's that got to do with football? "

That was an attempt at humour but it seems people have forgotten the comedian stan boardman? Lol

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"those German,s bombed our chippy .

What's that got to do with football?

That was an attempt at humour but it seems people have forgotten the comedian stan boardman? Lol "

Comedian you say?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"those German,s bombed our chippy .

What's that got to do with football?

That was an attempt at humour but it seems people have forgotten the comedian stan boardman? Lol "

still laugh at his Fokker joke didn’t he get banned from tv for saying it live ?

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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Germans are dry and often lacking in humour - so the cardboard cut out fans won’t be that much different to the real thing

I don't think you know much about Germans "

Indeed ... And ...they aren't necessarily that efficient either ...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"those German,s bombed our chippy .

What's that got to do with football?

That was an attempt at humour but it seems people have forgotten the comedian stan boardman? Lol "

I'm not familiar with his work I'm afraid.

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Germany is going to bail the uk out with a shit ton of money after this so maybe there are doing things right .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Germany is going to bail the uk out with a shit ton of money after this so maybe there are doing things right ."

Haha Germany given money out?

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"Germans are dry and often lacking in humour - so the cardboard cut out fans won’t be that much different to the real thing

I don't think you know much about Germans

Indeed ... And ...they aren't necessarily that efficient either ..."

They are very efficient in some ways but when it comes to roadworks they are hopeless.

They dug a hole for some sewage works at the end of our street in the Autumn. There is still a fucking great hole at the end of our street.

The first time we did a car run from Germany to Spain was in the summer of 2006.

There were huge traffic jams between Leverkusen and Cologne because of repairs to the bridge over the Rhine there.

Guess what? 14 years on they are still repairing the bridge and there are still fucking traffic jams.

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"those German,s bombed our chippy .

What's that got to do with football?

That was an attempt at humour but it seems people have forgotten the comedian stan boardman? Lol

I'm not familiar with his work I'm afraid. "

You arent missing much

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Germany is going to bail the uk out with a shit ton of money after this so maybe there are doing things right .

Haha Germany given money out?"

You are aware they gave us ventilators?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"those German,s bombed our chippy .

What's that got to do with football? "

Old joke from Stan Boardman...not ver PC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Germany is going to bail the uk out with a shit ton of money after this so maybe there are doing things right .

Haha Germany given money out?

You are aware they gave us ventilators?"

Did I ask you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"those German,s bombed our chippy .

What's that got to do with football?

That was an attempt at humour but it seems people have forgotten the comedian stan boardman? Lol still laugh at his Fokker joke didn’t he get banned from tv for saying it live ?"

Weren't the fokkers Meschershcmits?

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Germany is going to bail the uk out with a shit ton of money after this so maybe there are doing things right .

Haha Germany given money out?

You are aware they gave us ventilators?

Did I ask you ?"

You ok hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Germany is going to bail the uk out with a shit ton of money after this so maybe there are doing things right .

Haha Germany given money out?

You are aware they gave us ventilators?

Did I ask you ?

You ok hun?"

Yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theyre starting to get worried as the virus rate is starting to creep back up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dortmund 4 Shalke 0

Lol

D

Definitely D

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands


"those German,s bombed our chippy ."

Did Elvis work there ?

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"Dortmund 4 Shalke 0

Lol

D

Definitely D"

Just watched the whole match live.

Stepson seriously kicking off. Not a happy Bunny

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"Theyre starting to get worried as the virus rate is starting to creep back up"

Not really.

The day to day rate is a bit of a rollercoaster but the 7 day average is still on a downward curve.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"those German,s bombed our chippy .

What's that got to do with football?

That was an attempt at humour but it seems people have forgotten the comedian stan boardman? Lol still laugh at his Fokker joke didn’t he get banned from tv for saying it live ?

Weren't the fokkers Meschershcmits?"

If they bombed the chippy they were probably Heinkels or Dorniers.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"those German,s bombed our chippy .

What's that got to do with football?

That was an attempt at humour but it seems people have forgotten the comedian stan boardman? Lol still laugh at his Fokker joke didn’t he get banned from tv for saying it live ?

Weren't the fokkers Meschershcmits?

If they bombed the chippy they were probably Heinkels or Dorniers. "

still the Luftwaffe was no match for the RAF

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"those German,s bombed our chippy .

What's that got to do with football?

Old joke from Stan Boardman...not ver PC."

Or funny..

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Germans are dry and often lacking in humour - so the cardboard cut out fans won’t be that much different to the real thing

You think my husbands a card board cut out? "

Dartmoor Prison is....

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Germans are dry and often lacking in humour - so the cardboard cut out fans won’t be that much different to the real thing

I don't think you know much about Germans

Indeed ... And ...they aren't necessarily that efficient either ...

They are very efficient in some ways but when it comes to roadworks they are hopeless.

They dug a hole for some sewage works at the end of our street in the Autumn. There is still a fucking great hole at the end of our street.

The first time we did a car run from Germany to Spain was in the summer of 2006.

There were huge traffic jams between Leverkusen and Cologne because of repairs to the bridge over the Rhine there.

Guess what? 14 years on they are still repairing the bridge and there are still fucking traffic jams. "

That takes me back

My first trip to Germany was on the school exchange, to Leverkusen, when I was 14.

I went on that exchange three times in the end

Then when I lived near Bielefeld a few years later I went back, in the car, and found my host family's house first time, from memory

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Germans are dry and often lacking in humour - so the cardboard cut out fans won’t be that much different to the real thing

You think my husbands a card board cut out?

Dartmoor Prison is.... "

I'm not understanding this

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By *eroy1000Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Germany is going to bail the uk out with a shit ton of money after this so maybe there are doing things right ."

That is big news

Would you care to elaborate please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am surprised they're wasting cardboard on such a stupid exercise.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Germans are dry and often lacking in humour - so the cardboard cut out fans won’t be that much different to the real thing

You think my husbands a card board cut out?

Dartmoor Prison is....

I'm not understanding this"

It's an old Goon Show reference, where they sailed Dartmoor Prison across the Channel to France and left a cardboard replica behind

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Germans are dry and often lacking in humour - so the cardboard cut out fans won’t be that much different to the real thing

You think my husbands a card board cut out?

Dartmoor Prison is....

I'm not understanding this

It's an old Goon Show reference, where they sailed Dartmoor Prison across the Channel to France and left a cardboard replica behind "

Oh! Thanks for explaining. I'm not doing too well on comedy references today

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By *irtylittletramp100TV/TS
over a year ago

Notts


"Germans are dry and often lacking in humour - so the cardboard cut out fans won’t be that much different to the real thing

You think my husbands a card board cut out?

Dartmoor Prison is....

I'm not understanding this

It's an old Goon Show reference, where they sailed Dartmoor Prison across the Channel to France and left a cardboard replica behind "

Das ist nicht, how do you British say, funny

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford


"those German,s bombed our chippy .

Did Elvis work there ?"

He was in the army there. Demobed March 9th 1960, 50 years ago.

His fish n chip shop was on the corner of Liebenspud Strada.

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