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By *emptd2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Burgess Hill & Birmingham

In a typically open-minded intervention, official guidance from the Dutch National Institute for Public Health and the Environment (RIVM) has been amended to suggest those without a permanent sexual partner come to mutually satisfactory agreements with like-minded individuals.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/15/dutch-official-advice-to-single-people-find-a-sex-buddy-for-lockdown-coronavirus

Bearing this in mind. Who would you choose as your Covid Cohabitant and why?

For me it'd have to be Nigella Lawson. Gifted in and out of the kitchen

Plus she's not adverse to narcotics. Winner winer chicken dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they have to agree to it?

Brilliant Netherlands!!

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By *emptd2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Burgess Hill & Birmingham


"Do they have to agree to it?

Brilliant Netherlands!! "
It's not mandatory unfortunately.

"Make good arrangements with this person about how many other people you both see. The more people you see, the greater the chance of (spreading) the coronavirus.”

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

Ok I’m in...accepting applications (ladies) lol...I have Edam in the fridge and perhaps crocs will pass for clogs?

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

The government could take this scheme a step further and allocate each single person a partner.

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The government could take this scheme a step further and allocate each single person a partner. "

Expect a knock on the door or phone call; "hi, I'm your govt appointed fuck buddy....it's your duty for the good of the nation".

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By *emptd2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Burgess Hill & Birmingham


"The government could take this scheme a step further and allocate each single person a partner.

Expect a knock on the door or phone call; "hi, I'm your govt appointed fuck buddy....it's your duty for the good of the nation". "
Would give a new meaning to performing your civic duty.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"The government could take this scheme a step further and allocate each single person a partner.

Expect a knock on the door or phone call; "hi, I'm your govt appointed fuck buddy....it's your duty for the good of the nation". "

Well it'd be an improvement on the current system where the govt just uses the taxman to fuck you instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The government could take this scheme a step further and allocate each single person a partner.

Expect a knock on the door or phone call; "hi, I'm your govt appointed fuck buddy....it's your duty for the good of the nation". "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in! Would love to find an isolation buddy with added intimacy. If anybody has a spare room around Bristol/Cardiff/Somerset and nearby areas, PM me and we can have a conversation for being housemates with benefits...

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By *emptd2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Burgess Hill & Birmingham


"I am in! Would love to find an isolation buddy with added intimacy. If anybody has a spare room around Bristol/Cardiff/Somerset and nearby areas, PM me and we can have a conversation for being housemates with benefits..."
Would any lovely gentleman like to help Ms Pinkfanny out?

I can then label this thread with its first success story.

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By *orthfieldsNickMan
over a year ago

Ealing


"The government could take this scheme a step further and allocate each single person a partner.

Expect a knock on the door or phone call; "hi, I'm your govt appointed fuck buddy....it's your duty for the good of the nation". "

If you knocked on my door to say that I’d want to stay in lockdown forever

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Sorry I just put a new post not realising this one was written. I'm all for this notion... Should of moved to Holland

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By *emptd2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Burgess Hill & Birmingham


"Sorry I just put a new post not realising this one was written. I'm all for this notion... Should of moved to Holland "

No worries

Would anyone local like to volunteer to help Ms Jasminegirthlover?

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place


"The government could take this scheme a step further and allocate each single person a partner.

Expect a knock on the door or phone call; "hi, I'm your govt appointed fuck buddy....it's your duty for the good of the nation".

Well it'd be an improvement on the current system where the govt just uses the taxman to fuck you instead. "

Taxes pay for the NHS...

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