FabSwingers.com forum: Virus free certificates

By *adame 2Swords OP Woman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

I've been contacted by several guys saying they are free of COVID and that they have a certificate. FFS! Do they really think I'm going to fall for that one?

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By *ucky24Man
over a year ago

Barrow in Furness

"I've been contacted by several guys saying they are free of COVID and that they have a certificate. FFS! Do they really think I'm going to fall for that one?"

God loves a trier and some people on here are some trying.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Authenticated by Sydney University???

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By *adame 2Swords OP Woman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

I guess so! Idiots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been contacted by several guys saying they are free of COVID and that they have a certificate. FFS! Do they really think I'm going to fall for that one?"

Yes they do

There are some seriously stupid men on here

Guy msgd me a few days ago asking to meet. Apparently because he runs a food business " rules are different for him"

Plank

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By *oved Up 2Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Ffs people astound me!

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By *ucky24Man
over a year ago

Barrow in Furness

Stupidity has no limits or boundaries.

Only good thing is they readily identify themselves.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I expect it's the certificate they got for swimming a width.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If they're asking to meet report them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been contacted by several guys saying they are free of COVID and that they have a certificate. FFS! Do they really think I'm going to fall for that one?"

I think they meant they’ve been certified, which needs two doctors apparently. Two Psychiatrists that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been contacted by several guys saying they are free of COVID and that they have a certificate. FFS! Do they really think I'm going to fall for that one?"

I've got a certificate from Sydney University, haven't you?

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"I've been contacted by several guys saying they are free of COVID and that they have a certificate. FFS! Do they really think I'm going to fall for that one?"

Certificate? Sure it's not just a note from his Mum?

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By *ustus2728Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Stupidity has no limits or boundaries.

Only good thing is they readily identify themselves."

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands

"I've been contacted by several guys saying they are free of COVID and that they have a certificate. FFS! Do they really think I'm going to fall for that one?"

Just for the craic ask for a copy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been contacted by several guys saying they are free of COVID and that they have a certificate. FFS! Do they really think I'm going to fall for that one?"

I can sell you one if you want, £3 B&W, £5 colour, 6 for 20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they're asking to meet report them "

This....we dont need desperate idiots like that on here....

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"I've been contacted by several guys saying they are free of COVID and that they have a certificate. FFS! Do they really think I'm going to fall for that one?"

Wasn't called Boris by any chance lol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you don't realise on the other side it does say certified idiot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my certificate too. I created it in MS Word and printed it out on nice paper

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Perthshire

Ooh I want a certificate! But sadly my printer has no ink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's amusing that they think people will fall for that, but it's also worrying that a few of them probably have had a negative test and think that means they're safe

I did have to point out to someone last week (they'd been in hospital and tested, but it turned out to be something else) that the test result simply meant they didn't have it at the time the test was done

I had to resist pointing out that they probably picked it up in hospital as I'd burst their bubble enough at that point

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By *ensualguy70TV/TS
over a year ago

linwood

Was it Bill Gates per chance lol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy tell me that he was covid tested regularly cos of his job so he was safe to meet. Clearly thought I was stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait you’re telling me they’re lying? Shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been contacted by several guys saying they are free of COVID and that they have a certificate. FFS! Do they really think I'm going to fall for that one?

Yes they do

There are some seriously stupid men on here

Guy msgd me a few days ago asking to meet. Apparently because he runs a food business " rules are different for him"

Plank"

I wonder if cum delivery can be classed as food.

Maybe Covid certificates are the new "I've had a vasectomy so we don't need condoms."

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Maybe it's a good business idea for lockdown.

"Designer certificates"

I'm sure a Spirograph and a John Bull printing set could knock out some really nice ones.

Next year Rodney we'll all be millionaires.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/04/20 16:13:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ell I could come to yours for coffee while your on your lunch break.

Muppet Muppet.

Oh go get a clean sock and have a wank.

Must not of read the part in my profile where i said dont accomodate

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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over a year ago

Central

Suggest they upload it with their message. It's difficult to understand such stupidity

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