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By *aastyKnix OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Quite frankly, I'm sick to death of singing 'happy birthday' while washing my hands so I've started singing the theme song to Red Dwarf....the lyrics are quite apt really.See what you think.

It's cold outside,there's no kind of atmosphere, I'm all alone more or less.

Let me fly far away from here.

FUN FUN FUN.In the SUN SUN SUN.

FUN FUN FUN.In the SUN SUN SUN.

(do do do do do

Do Do Do Do Do Doo)

Boom.

Anyone else have a hand washing song (with lyrics) that they prefer to Happy Birthday?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I have discovered that the soft close seat on my loo takes approx 20 secs to close so I open and close that now

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Love it. I miss Red Dwarf.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

That’s my new hand wash ear worm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have discovered that the soft close seat on my loo takes approx 20 secs to close so I open and close that now "

Ah good to hear mr closes the seat for you

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have discovered that the soft close seat on my loo takes approx 20 secs to close so I open and close that now

Ah good to hear mr closes the seat for you "

He doesn't we have separate bathrooms .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love it. I miss Red Dwarf. "

Did you see the new full length episode on Dave....? They actually put up the idea of washing hands to theme tune too....

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Love it. I miss Red Dwarf.

Did you see the new full length episode on Dave....? They actually put up the idea of washing hands to theme tune too...."

No when????????

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I have discovered that the soft close seat on my loo takes approx 20 secs to close so I open and close that now "

You'll definitely need to wash your hands after handling the loo seat too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just count slowly to 20....

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Just checked on sky and its got all 13 series available.

Thats the next week sorted out

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have discovered that the soft close seat on my loo takes approx 20 secs to close so I open and close that now

You'll definitely need to wash your hands after handling the loo seat too "

I find myself washing my hands after just about everything nowadays

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By *aastyKnix OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Love it. I miss Red Dwarf.

Did you see the new full length episode on Dave....? They actually put up the idea of washing hands to theme tune too...."

I did and I really rather enjoyed it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't need loo seats.

When I was out this morning I seen a dog having a crap.

When it finished it turned round, looked at it, then dragged it's arse all over hell's creation.

It seemed happy about it.

Way to go I think

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