FabSwingers.com forum: Invasion warning

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The virus is just the start of the invasion.

The moon Nazi zombies have started landing we must all put on tin foil hats to keep out the 5g radiation.

Keep safe comrades

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"The virus is just the start of the invasion.

The moon Nazi zombies have started landing we must all put on tin foil hats to keep out the 5g radiation.

Keep safe comrades

Naaaaa I'm not worried the lizard people will save us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The virus is just the start of the invasion.

The moon Nazi zombies have started landing we must all put on tin foil hats to keep out the 5g radiation.

Keep safe comrades

Naaaaa I'm not worried the lizard people will save us."

No will not the queen has done a runner

Plus tin foil is getting in low supply we are doomed

Shoot a chav save the nhs

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke

Did you hear that Alcan have been putting out very low quality foil - triple wrap if you use this brand YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The virus is just the start of the invasion.

The moon Nazi zombies have started landing we must all put on tin foil hats to keep out the 5g radiation.

Keep safe comrades

I’ve been told the vogons are nearby with the blaster ships for the multi dimensional super highway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you hear that Alcan have been putting out very low quality foil - triple wrap if you use this brand YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!"

Together we will survive

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke

"The virus is just the start of the invasion.

The moon Nazi zombies have started landing we must all put on tin foil hats to keep out the 5g radiation.

Keep safe comrades

I’ve been told the vogons are nearby with the blaster ships for the multi dimensional super highway.

Can't you only do that if you have 5G?

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

Really!! I gonna dig out my old copy of castle wolfenstein, quick refresher course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I thought all the 5G masts have been burnt down so now we have nothing at all to worry about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A totally fictional alt fact, but it's true, 5G stands for the 5 Giraffes of the apocalypse. David Ike told me as he played chess with Lord Lucan. Elvis and Jim Morrison were providing cups of Earl Grey and a finger buffet

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke

"finger buffet"

. . . now I have my lunch idea. Thank you lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Whose fingers ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whose fingers ?"

King Arthur's

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke

Cadbury's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Sunday sport can now only be trusted as a source of news.

Stay safe

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Have they got Hitler cloned from his snotty hankie yet ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have they got Hitler cloned from his snotty hankie yet ?"

Who do you think is leading the moon Nazi zombies you idiot.

Stock up in tin foil NOW

Stay safe

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I am out of tin foil. I presume clingfilm will be just as safe ?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"I am out of tin foil. I presume clingfilm will be just as safe ?"

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am out of tin foil. I presume clingfilm will be just as safe ?"

No must be tin foil

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

No must be tin foil "

Thanks for clarification. I will sellotape some bits together from KitKats.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No must be tin foil

Thanks for clarification. I will sellotape some bits together from KitKats. "

Some crisp packets are ok as well

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Great. I have plenty of them. I think I will line my helmet with incontinence pads for extra protection.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Every body should know that micro waves are safe. As you can't close the door when your head is inside.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Great. I have plenty of them. I think I will line my helmet with incontinence pads for extra protection. "

I don’t think there’s any rain forecast for a few days yet

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great. I have plenty of them. I think I will line my helmet with incontinence pads for extra protection. "

Good thinking

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"The virus is just the start of the invasion.

The moon Nazi zombies have started landing we must all put on tin foil hats to keep out the 5g radiation.

Keep safe comrades

I’ve been told the vogons are nearby with the blaster ships for the multi dimensional super highway.

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well I'm going to get my towel ready and pray that they don't start reciting poetry.

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

A town and place not in the UK

What a minute, so if I understand this right the moon people, in collaboration with the reverse mirror sect, under the auspices of the balloon zoon empire have launched a dastardly plot to limit the supply of tinfoil!

Stay safe everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a minute, so if I understand this right the moon people, in collaboration with the reverse mirror sect, under the auspices of the balloon zoon empire have launched a dastardly plot to limit the supply of tinfoil!

I am starting a resistance so need fund's.

PayPal information to follow

Stay safe everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A totally fictional alt fact, but it's true, 5G stands for the 5 Giraffes of the apocalypse. David Ike told me as he played chess with Lord Lucan. Elvis and Jim Morrison were providing cups of Earl Grey and a finger buffet"

Earl Grey? Now I know you're lying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do hope the earl greay has lemon in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Update sunbathing is to be banned as the moon Nazi zombies are using Sun rays to attack with 5g radiation.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Shoot a chav save the nhs "

Ffs!

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

The invasion is coming across the channel in boats ...wait till summer gets here ....I'm thinking of selling rubber boats in northern france as soon as this shit is over ....I will of course pierce each one on completion of sale transaction

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Update fake news is spreading that the queen is dead.

This is not true the lizard woman live for thousands of years.

Trust no one and keep wrapped in tin foil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The virus is just the start of the invasion.

The moon Nazi zombies have started landing we must all put on tin foil hats to keep out the 5g radiation.

Keep safe comrades

I’ve been told the vogons are nearby with the blaster ships for the multi dimensional super highway.

Nooooo! They're going to poetry us to death....arrgh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The virus is just the start of the invasion.

The moon Nazi zombies have started landing we must all put on tin foil hats to keep out the 5g radiation.

Keep safe comrades

I’ve been told the vogons are nearby with the blaster ships for the multi dimensional super highway.

well I'm going to get my towel ready and pray that they don't start reciting poetry."

Always keep a towel safely at hand, you never know when you’ll need one.

Now this poetry. How does it begin..

Oh freooled grunt buggly...

Arghh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

42 has got to be the answer, what is the question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Survived the exs torture..

This seems a breeze..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The virus is just the start of the invasion.

The moon Nazi zombies have started landing we must all put on tin foil hats to keep out the 5g radiation.

Keep safe comrades

Thanks for the heads up Ali, can you please advise - what time will the Nazi Zombies be landing in Warwickshire? .. as I'm supposed to be mowing the lawn tomorrow. Many thanks

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do you want to mow the lawn before they come so it looks nice for them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want to mow the lawn before they come so it looks nice for them ?"

Yes, I'd also make them a nice cup of tea, maybe a biscuit on the side if they're well behaved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The virus is just the start of the invasion.

The moon Nazi zombies have started landing we must all put on tin foil hats to keep out the 5g radiation.

Keep safe comrades

Thanks for the heads up Ali, can you please advise - what time will the Nazi Zombies be landing in Warwickshire? .. as I'm supposed to be mowing the lawn tomorrow. Many thanks

I get all my information from Boris he is mot getting back to me at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"42 has got to be the answer, what is the question?"

53 is the answer you idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The virus is just the start of the invasion.

The moon Nazi zombies have started landing we must all put on tin foil hats to keep out the 5g radiation.

Keep safe comrades

I'm afraid tin foil hats would radiate you more me and a friend discussed this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every body should know that micro waves are safe. As you can't close the door when your head is inside. "

Exactly

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

My tin foil hat has worked so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need Flash Gordon. He would sort this out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need Flash Gordon. He would sort this out. "

Leave Gordon Brown out of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gordon's ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gordon's ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

FLASH AHAH! HE'll SAVE EVERY ONE OF US!

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