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By *ours2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Cork

Hi guys, just wondering has anybody made homemade sex toys for anal use with every day household items? Thanks

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By *ueenandlittlecuckCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

it safer if you don't, especially anal wise. just think if something was to go wrong.

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Yeah don’t do that. A&Es don’t need people coming in with objects stuck up their arses right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get a cucumber stick a condom on it use it , then make a Salad with it afterwards , your welcome

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oh a little bit of figging... go on you know you want to....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah don’t do that. A&Es don’t need people coming in with objects stuck up their arses right now."

I think you might end up waiting quite a while to get that tomato sauce bottle removed. Either that or they'll just have the army shoot you...

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

Has anybody made anything sexy on a 3d printer???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anybody made anything sexy on a 3d printer???"

Cults3d have some free and paid designs

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By *kbull2000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

Back in the 90s I was a probationer police in Brighton. If you pissed off the section Sgt, you got sent on a thurs, fri or sat night to A&E due to the amount of d*unks and junkies that would turn up. Usually just cuff them to the seats and a van would swing round every so often.

No-one has a more cruel sense of humour than a nurse. They've seen it all. Some of the sights they'd insist on showing a young inexperienced copper, like the guy who managed to 'fall' on his phone. Old style house phone - whole bloody handset up his arse, with the twirly cable sticking out and connected to the main body !

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Yeah don’t do that. A&Es don’t need people coming in with objects stuck up their arses right now."

LOL @ right now! Coz it's ok usually

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Yeah don’t do that. A&Es don’t need people coming in with objects stuck up their arses right now.

LOL @ right now! Coz it's ok usually

Well no, they never really need it, but my mum was a nurse and the stories she could tell

In normal times these incidents can be a source of amusement for them but not too funny right now.

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By *iguyyyMan
over a year ago

whitstable

Marker pen, wrapped in a sock then put a condom on and plenty of lube

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By *ornyguy169Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Rather the women be the toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. Hi

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By *oredeagleMan
over a year ago

greenock

When I was a kid I used

Skipping rope handles

Bananas

Carrots

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