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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So come on what’s the best chat up line / opening line you’ve had on fab?

Bet there’s some right corkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best, but funnily enough, least successful is....

'Hello there, can I stick my one eyed womb ferret up your stench trench?'

Normal response is a slap..

'I suppose a blow job is out of the question then?!'

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"My best, but funnily enough, least successful is....

'Hello there, can I stick my one eyed womb ferret up your stench trench?'

Normal response is a slap..

'I suppose a blow job is out of the question then?!'

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Buying a gumshield and using this!!

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