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Photos that shouldn't be on profiles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I thought I would start a thread on our pet hates for photos.

Since I have been asked about them a few times.

Mine are the following ;

1. Photos in the bathroom, where you can see the toilet hasn't been flushed.

2. Photos in bedrooms that look like crack houses, for instance holes in the wall, no glass in the windows, stained mattresses etc.

3. Pictures where they have weeping sores on full view.

4. Claim they don't do bareback, but every photo is of them doing bareback, with (Clearly) several different partners.

What's your's and do you have any tips for people's photos to stand out from the crowd?

Over to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know why but I really hate men in bubble baths and SO many guys have pics in the bath.

And the most random one was a guy naked in bed with WELLIES on. Wtf?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t know why but I really hate men in bubble baths and SO many guys have pics in the bath.

And the most random one was a guy naked in bed with WELLIES on. Wtf?????"
beautiful sensual mouth ,lucky you.

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By *ecausereasonsMan
over a year ago

London

Genital close ups as the only pictures. Get brave or get out.

No face picks is pretty lame also, "oh but I'm a teacher" nobody cares XD

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By *ap d agde coupleCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Hate Genital close ups

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I saw a new one today, where it was a couples profile, but all the photos of her and none of him.

That annoys me.

SHOW PHOTOS OF BOTH OF YOU!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw a new one today, where it was a couples profile, but all the photos of her and none of him.

That annoys me.

SHOW PHOTOS OF BOTH OF YOU!! "

This for us and female close up of genitals for Scooby turns her right off. Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Next it will be photos of inside folk.

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By *uck1buddyMan
over a year ago

midlands

Photos of feet. Oh Yh I can really assess your picture by looking at your feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos with silly filters like angel face and kitten noses. Obviously on a meet you ain’t going to look like that. Also despise photoshopped pics.

Women only have boobs bum and pussy pics but state face pic first message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics of woman who have bottles shoved up them it’s not attractive

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Pics of woman who have bottles shoved up them it’s not attractive "

Agreed!! We went to an organised social a few weeks ago and one of the couples in question had loads of these on their profile. Obvisouly no face pics. The other couple we went with wanted to ask are you the lady with the beer can up yourself

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"I saw a new one today, where it was a couples profile, but all the photos of her and none of him.

That annoys me.

SHOW PHOTOS OF BOTH OF YOU!! "

We have very few of C because he is camera shy drives me mad!! The only photos I can ever get are stolen selfies where he pulls silly faces or our wedding photos!! Drives me bonkers in normal life not just fab life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pics of woman who have bottles shoved up them it’s not attractive

Agreed!! We went to an organised social a few weeks ago and one of the couples in question had loads of these on their profile. Obvisouly no face pics. The other couple we went with wanted to ask are you the lady with the beer can up yourself "

I don't understand how they think by sticking a champagne bottle up there its going to make people want to do anything with you x

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"Hate Genital close ups"

Gential gash profile pics, just grim to even chat to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genital close ups can be a bit off putting and I can't stand filters on a picture

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Men naked apart from socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Semi flaccid cocks with a condom full of cum hanging off the end

Just WHY?! Proof that you actually ejaculate?!

In fact whilst on the topic, I also dislike cock photos with cum smeared all over the end of it. Ooooh, you've had a wank, congratubloodylations

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Semi flaccid cocks with a condom full of cum hanging off the end

Just WHY?! Proof that you actually ejaculate?!

In fact whilst on the topic, I also dislike cock photos with cum smeared all over the end of it. Ooooh, you've had a wank, congratubloodylations "

I'm with you on condom photos... just why!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I now have an even bigger list.

Thanks all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw a new one today, where it was a couples profile, but all the photos of her and none of him.

That annoys me.

SHOW PHOTOS OF BOTH OF YOU!!

This for us and female close up of genitals for Scooby turns her right off. Mr "

But a nipple is OK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Semi flaccid cocks with a condom full of cum hanging off the end

Just WHY?! Proof that you actually ejaculate?!

In fact whilst on the topic, I also dislike cock photos with cum smeared all over the end of it. Ooooh, you've had a wank, congratubloodylations

I'm with you on condom photos... just why!! "

At least you know they play safe??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos that are way past their use by date!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Close ups of held open vaginas. Filled with cum even worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close ups of held open vaginas. Filled with cum even worse. "

With the words safe sex only on their profile!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filtered pics such as dog filter and halo filter crap, excessive dick pics and feet.

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By *artyanna16TV/TS
over a year ago

seacroft

I was beginning to feel fine about enetering our crack house bathroom , without my sand wedge, , or a chaperone, , personally i think you can discover a lot about someones general health if they dont flush the loo! A damn site more in fact than someone who keeps the bathroom spotless but never lets on about their hpv lurking under their foreskin

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Just can't interact with a genetalia profile pic, especially ones like open wounds

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By *aznlouCouple
over a year ago

co durham

Photos where they cum on a mirror/table

Bareback pics where it isn’t your OH & saying safe sex

Pics whilst on the toilet

Single men pics where they’ve blurred out the gf attached to them

One I saw on here had his kid on it

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Close ups are not our thing but ones that really make us go Are the single profiles of either sex.

Unverified (or verified by someone not obviously in the pics) with the opposite sex in them doing naughty things.

Who is this other person? We guess they are not on here or they'd veri you.

So do they even know you have stuck bits of them all over the web or were they just "Private" pics of old gf/bf/playmates?

We give all of these a wide berth..

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By *nblemishedhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

99% of profile pics on fab. Single guys apre the worst for shit photos. But standing in the shitter with you're cock out. Really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's probably because they've snuck off quickly to take the photos, away from their oblivious wife or girlfriend.

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