FabSwingers.com forum: doctors appointments-naughty oops

By *iproperswingers OP Couple
over a year ago

Rainham

This is about the time i secretly went to a doctors appoinment knowing i was going to have my cervix exaimined and went along an hour after paul had filled me up with his warm cum. I hadn't planned for him to fill me up with his load that morning but we just lost ourselfs in the moment and fucked and i honestly didnt have the time to have a shower to clean myself out. Is it bad that i kind of got a kick out of the doctor looking up with saying, 'oh there seems to be some discharge on your cervix opening, so i'm going to take a swab of it for the lab. As i know your sti test results are clean, i wont need to do one for cymadia'. Her face was completely obvlious by my cheeky smile, hiding the fact that i just wanted to burst out and say 'sorry luv, its not discharge, its my otherhalfs cum, he came up me an hour ago and i didn't wash', but i bit my tonge and didn't say it. i felt so cheeky in the moment, like i did back in school when i was about to get told off. Paul's face when i told him straight after was a picture, I still don't get how she didn't clock it was cum, it must have looked and smelt like it.....

has anyone else done this?

charlotte xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s rank.

Please yourselves during a meet with everyone’s consent but to subject that to someone just doing their job is awful.

Add to that you’re bragging about it, really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree , that’s disgusting........ you must have stunk ......

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By *rallyFixated1Man
over a year ago

tipton

That’s just fuckin scummy behaviour. Get in the bin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is just plain fucking disgusting ! Like someone's already mentioned ...do what you want with CONSENTING playmates but that is just sick! And as for not having time to clean yourself up.....well that's the biggest fucking lie on here.

You need to stand in front of a mirror and say to yourselves...."time to grow up"

You're welcome ....

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

How pathetic! That's not swinging. That's a sick individial getting off on involving a professional without consent in their twisted fantasies. And a waste of an appointment. You should be ashamed of yourself.....but I doubt you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was you doing for an hour to not be able to take a shower? I assume you cleaned up any that dripped, not that this is a safe assumption to make.

Read the title and thought I was getting a completely different story

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Jesus that's absolutely disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this isn't going as OP had planned.

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By *wjadMan
over a year ago

Aldershot

This is enough fab for today wtf

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By *iproperswingers OP Couple
over a year ago

Rainham

Seriously you guys this wasnt some sort of sick fantasy or anything... It was kind of an accident.... I was meant to have a bath and then go but got caught up doing something.. It didn't smell and I didn't get off on it... Like was turned on during the examination... Was merely finding it amusing that she thought it was discharge..

Never ever thought in a million years I would shock so many people on fabswingers...

Wow

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Just threw up in my mouth! Dont try & back track ooh it was accidental read ur first post! And fyi i work in a drs surgery and believe me u will now be known on ur notes as MM it means manky minge so all the nurses will know you are not hygienic! Drs & nurses have wee code words on patients....id move surgeries lol

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"That’s just fuckin scummy behaviour. Get in the bin. "
hahahahahaha! " get in the bin"

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By *anni and RicCouple
over a year ago

York

Wow

what a waste of NHS resources....

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By *alkdirty2meCouple
over a year ago

20 miles south of Edinburgh

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By *alkdirty2meCouple
over a year ago

20 miles south of Edinburgh

Shocking

Terrible behaviour to subject a person to this

That is if it actually happened

We feel you may just be fantasists who have concocted this story to get a reaction

It’s like racists comedians, you’ll always find an audience

Thank fully fab and all of the above posters have stood up and been counted

Just no, nothing big or clever about this immature bragging

Thank fuck it’s backfired on you

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By *rabulCouple
over a year ago

London

By the way its fun. Doctor obviously see worst... normally they don't care too much... when you study you open a same body from top to bottom. Cut pieces, clean shit from abnomen and etc. Yes human has things inside... what you think, they give body's of old people sometime of womans and boys from mental clinic and you cut them. You see everything... little sperm its normal... cucumber in ass too...

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By *iproperswingers OP Couple
over a year ago

Rainham

"Just threw up in my mouth! Dont try & back track ooh it was accidental read ur first post! And fyi i work in a drs surgery and believe me u will now be known on ur notes as MM it means manky minge so all the nurses will know you are not hygienic! Drs & nurses have wee code words on patients....id move surgeries lol "

I honestly doubt she had any idea what so ever that I had a little bit of cum up me... Seriously!

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By *iproperswingers OP Couple
over a year ago

Rainham

"Shocking

Terrible behaviour to subject a person to this

That is if it actually happened

We feel you may just be fantasists who have concocted this story to get a reaction

It’s like racists comedians, you’ll always find an audience

Thank fully fab and all of the above posters have stood up and been counted

Just no, nothing big or clever about this immature bragging

Thank fuck it’s backfired on you"

Im sorry how did it backfire? And fortunately it did actually happen... Surely all of our pictures and verifications show we are not fantasists! Wow

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By *iproperswingers OP Couple
over a year ago

Rainham

"Wow

what a waste of NHS resources....

It wasn't a waste of resources... I got a referal that I needed... I didn't just go just to waste her time.. X

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By *iproperswingers OP Couple
over a year ago

Rainham

"How pathetic! That's not swinging. That's a sick individial getting off on involving a professional without consent in their twisted fantasies. And a waste of an appointment. You should be ashamed of yourself.....but I doubt you are."

It wasn't a waste of an appointment, I needed to get a referal sorted as I want a smear test early and the gp isn't allowed to do it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP this thread was only ever going to go one way.

I work in the medical profession and can assure you that it’s no fun examining someone who hasn’t washed, especially when it’s in an intimate area.

Smacks of total disrespect, sorry.

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By *iproperswingers OP Couple
over a year ago

Rainham

FYI peeps it did not smell...

And I was trying to get smear test early... And I needed a referal to do that - which I got...

And to be completely honest 4 people have messaged me privately saying how hot it was-but there too scared to comment as they don't want to be judged...

Maybe I'm just a horrible person but I honestly didn't mean to go there with cum up me... I ran out of time

.. But yea I did feel cheeky doing it...

So it wasn't smelly for the nurse and wasn't a waste of NHS services but in all fairness they might kick me off the books because the Swab she took for the little 'discharge' has no doubt 'cum'back..

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By *iproperswingers OP Couple
over a year ago

Rainham

"By the way its fun. Doctor obviously see worst... normally they don't care too much... when you study you open a same body from top to bottom. Cut pieces, clean shit from abnomen and etc. Yes human has things inside... what you think, they give body's of old people sometime of womans and boys from mental clinic and you cut them. You see everything... little sperm its normal... cucumber in ass too..."

Thankyou for your comment...

Surely the nurse wasn't traumatised... Xx

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By *alkdirty2meCouple
over a year ago

20 miles south of Edinburgh

"FYI peeps it did not smell...

And I was trying to get smear test early... And I needed a referal to do that - which I got...

And to be completely honest 4 people have messaged me privately saying how hot it was-but there too scared to comment as they don't want to be judged...

Maybe I'm just a horrible person but I honestly didn't mean to go there with cum up me... I ran out of time

.. But yea I did feel cheeky doing it...

So it wasn't smelly for the nurse and wasn't a waste of NHS services but in all fairness they might kick me off the books because the Swab she took for the little 'discharge' has no doubt 'cum'back..

Let take this back to its first post

You posted this in the hope that people would go

Wow that’s hot

Good on ya

So sexy

Etc etc etc

What you’ve managed to do is have a few idiots that also think this ok contact you to get off on it too

Like I said earlier racist comedians will always find their audience

You found yours

Sadly you did it to an unsuspecting member of the medical practice

That was bang out of order no matter how you look at it

And

If you do look at it as sexy, hot, good etc etc etc

Then block us immediately cos your also bang out of order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrong so freaking wrong on many levels - you expect respect in the job that you do please have respect for the Drs and nurses who unfortunately had to examine your unclean vag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow

what a waste of NHS resources....

It wasn't a waste of resources... I got a referal that I needed... I didn't just go just to waste her time.. X"

You did actually waste her sending that off to be tested knowing that you didn't need it! All tests cost money hence wasting resources

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I've just puked up a little in my mouth

Rank..... end of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FYI peeps it did not smell...

And I was trying to get smear test early... And I needed a referal to do that - which I got...

And to be completely honest 4 people have messaged me privately saying how hot it was-but there too scared to comment as they don't want to be judged...

Maybe I'm just a horrible person but I honestly didn't mean to go there with cum up me... I ran out of time

.. But yea I did feel cheeky doing it...

So it wasn't smelly for the nurse and wasn't a waste of NHS services but in all fairness they might kick me off the books because the Swab she took for the little 'discharge' has no doubt 'cum'back..

FYI.... let me assure you that it WILL have smelt. Your unwashed vagina will have had the distinct odour of semen on it. The person who examined you will have been well aware that you recently had sex and couldn’t be bothered to wash yourself before your appointment.

I don’t care how much you try and explain yourself, you were totally out of order and disrespectful.

You clearly don’t care but please don’t act surprised by people’s reactions. It might be a swingers site but people have standards.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"FYI peeps it did not smell...

And I was trying to get smear test early... And I needed a referal to do that - which I got...

And to be completely honest 4 people have messaged me privately saying how hot it was-but there too scared to comment as they don't want to be judged...

Maybe I'm just a horrible person but I honestly didn't mean to go there with cum up me... I ran out of time

.. But yea I did feel cheeky doing it...

So it wasn't smelly for the nurse and wasn't a waste of NHS services but in all fairness they might kick me off the books because the Swab she took for the little 'discharge' has no doubt 'cum'back..

I don’t care how much you try and explain yourself, you were totally out of order and disrespectful.

You clearly don’t care but please don’t act surprised by people’s reactions. It might be a swingers site but people have standards."

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"This is about the time i secretly went to a doctors appoinment knowing i was going to have my cervix exaimined and went along an hour after paul had filled me up with his warm cum. I hadn't planned for him to fill me up with his load that morning but we just lost ourselfs in the moment and fucked and i honestly didnt have the time to have a shower to clean myself out. Is it bad that i kind of got a kick out of the doctor looking up with saying, 'oh there seems to be some discharge on your cervix opening, so i'm going to take a swab of it for the lab. As i know your sti test results are clean, i wont need to do one for cymadia'. Her face was completely obvlious by my cheeky smile, hiding the fact that i just wanted to burst out and say 'sorry luv, its not discharge, its my otherhalfs cum, he came up me an hour ago and i didn't wash', but i bit my tonge and didn't say it. i felt so cheeky in the moment, like i did back in school when i was about to get told off. Paul's face when i told him straight after was a picture, I still don't get how she didn't clock it was cum, it must have looked and smelt like it.....

has anyone else done this?

charlotte xxx"

I'm calling bullshit on her saying your sti tests are clean, she wouldn't say that because your sti results mean fuck all if you've had sexual contact since.

You said you got a kick out of it and that it must have smelled like cum so you can't backtrack on all of that.

It shows a distinct lack of respect for the medical professionals and you wasted time and money allowing the test to be sent off.

Also, calling people stupid? You can block someone that has blocked you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has been an enjoyable read, thanks guys.

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By *rabulCouple
over a year ago

London

Hey so im comedian and OP are racist? OMG

Its sex people... go to internet, go to porno and find a real doctor examination on poor womans have no fuckin idea ot this. Woman fuck by dentist and etc.

She fuck and has sperm inside her. Thanks! She can be pregnant and made kids inwill respect this as doctor. If find in gay ass sperm will says ok he made fun, sperm its hard to go its normal.... what wrong with you people? People are here to fuck not to cry like teens.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Hey so im comedian and OP are racist? OMG

Its sex people... go to internet, go to porno and find a real doctor examination on poor womans have no fuckin idea ot this. Woman fuck by dentist and etc.

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey so im comedian and OP are racist? OMG

Its sex people... go to internet, go to porno and find a real doctor examination on poor womans have no fuckin idea ot this. Woman fuck by dentist and etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Second that we do have codes out right disgusting behaviour.

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