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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

why is it so hard for a gent over 50 to get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will be down there in August if you don't mind waiting that long?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

'Cos it's a fucking shit hole at the shallow end of the gene pool.

(although I manage)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Cos it's a fucking shit hole at the shallow end of the gene pool.

(although I manage)"

We go to Paignton every year, nice zoo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Taunton. It's not the arse end of anything. Nothing like a evening of cider and Dorset knob.

Though the Holliday Inn Express is a bit of a shithole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found that in direct opposition to your cock, it gets harder for everyone when you get older.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Cos it's a fucking shit hole at the shallow end of the gene pool.

(although I manage)"

take that back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Cos it's a fucking shit hole at the shallow end of the gene pool.

(although I manage)

take that back! "

yer that's a bit unfair. Those extra fingers come in useful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah take that back, it's lovely down there when it sunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Cos it's a fucking shit hole at the shallow end of the gene pool.

(although I manage)

take that back!

yer that's a bit unfair. Those extra fingers come in useful "

lmao.. not quite but very funny x

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"'Cos it's a fucking shit hole at the shallow end of the gene pool.

(although I manage)

take that back!

yer that's a bit unfair. Those extra fingers come in useful "

So where are all the great guitarists?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Cos it's a fucking shit hole at the shallow end of the gene pool.

(although I manage)

take that back!

yer that's a bit unfair. Those extra fingers come in useful

So where are all the great guitarists? "

Guitarists? they play the fucking harp down there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Taunton. It's not the arse end of anything. Nothing like a evening of cider and Dorset knob.

Though the Holliday Inn Express is a bit of a shithole."

Without wishing to be a pedant Taunton is in Somerset, not Dorset.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I like Taunton. It's not the arse end of anything. Nothing like a evening of cider and Dorset knob.

Though the Holliday Inn Express is a bit of a shithole.

Without wishing to be a pedant Taunton is in Somerset, not Dorset. "

Pedant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Taunton. It's not the arse end of anything. Nothing like a evening of cider and Dorset knob.

Though the Holliday Inn Express is a bit of a shithole.

Without wishing to be a pedant Taunton is in Somerset, not Dorset. "

OP is from Taunton.

Taunton is in Somerset

OP mentions Somerset in thread title.

Dorset Knob is type of bread, available in Taunton.

Exactly where did I state Taunton was in Dorset?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I like Taunton. It's not the arse end of anything. Nothing like a evening of cider and Dorset knob.

Though the Holliday Inn Express is a bit of a shithole.

Without wishing to be a pedant Taunton is in Somerset, not Dorset.

OP is from Taunton.

Taunton is in Somerset

OP mentions Somerset in thread title.

Dorset Knob is type of bread, available in Taunton.

Exactly where did I state Taunton was in Dorset?"

The Pedant's Revolt?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fuck me.

From the Somerset County Gazette:

Taunton voted the happiest place to live in the South West.

The town ranks third overall in Great Britain out of 111 places, with the index painting a picture of it as a place where people look after their homes and have time for their neighbours.

Taunton scored particularly well in decor, coming number one regionally and second nationally.

Somerset's county town was also regionally ranked number one for space, investment, wellbeing, pride, recreation and neighbourliness.

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Most folks are too busy plucking banjos to worry about meets.....pmsl

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Fuck me.

From the Somerset County Gazette:

Taunton voted the happiest place to live in the South West.

The town ranks third overall in Great Britain out of 111 places, with the index painting a picture of it as a place where people look after their homes and have time for their neighbours.

Taunton scored particularly well in decor, coming number one regionally and second nationally.

Somerset's county town was also regionally ranked number one for space, investment, wellbeing, pride, recreation and neighbourliness.

"

There must be some mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cream tea anyone?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"I like Taunton. It's not the arse end of anything. Nothing like a evening of cider and Dorset knob.

Though the Holliday Inn Express is a bit of a shithole.

Without wishing to be a pedant Taunton is in Somerset, not Dorset.

OP is from Taunton.

Taunton is in Somerset

OP mentions Somerset in thread title.

Dorset Knob is type of bread, available in Taunton.

Exactly where did I state Taunton was in Dorset?

The Pedant's Revolt?

"

Satnav ain't reached there yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Fuck me.

From the Somerset County Gazette:

Taunton voted the happiest place to live in the South West.

The town ranks third overall in Great Britain out of 111 places, with the index painting a picture of it as a place where people look after their homes and have time for their neighbours.

Taunton scored particularly well in decor, coming number one regionally and second nationally.

Somerset's county town was also regionally ranked number one for space, investment, wellbeing, pride, recreation and neighbourliness.

There must be some mistake. "

Taunton sucks.

But not as bad as Bridgwater - they can't even spell the fucking name of the place right!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Fuck me.

From the Somerset County Gazette:

Taunton voted the happiest place to live in the South West.

The town ranks third overall in Great Britain out of 111 places, with the index painting a picture of it as a place where people look after their homes and have time for their neighbours.

Taunton scored particularly well in decor, coming number one regionally and second nationally.

Somerset's county town was also regionally ranked number one for space, investment, wellbeing, pride, recreation and neighbourliness.

There must be some mistake.

Taunton sucks.

But not as bad as Bridgwater - they can't even spell the fucking name of the place right! "

Estate agents outnumber humans there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me.

From the Somerset County Gazette:

Taunton voted the happiest place to live in the South West.

The town ranks third overall in Great Britain out of 111 places, with the index painting a picture of it as a place where people look after their homes and have time for their neighbours.

Taunton scored particularly well in decor, coming number one regionally and second nationally.

Somerset's county town was also regionally ranked number one for space, investment, wellbeing, pride, recreation and neighbourliness.

There must be some mistake.

Taunton sucks.

But not as bad as Bridgwater - they can't even spell the fucking name of the place right! "

Have you been to Street?

Now that place is bad. They have a shoe museum!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Have you been to Street?

Now that place is bad. They have a shoe museum!"

Street?

Street is so picture box perfect I want to smash it. Dull, dull, dull.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

So What Does Glastonbury Have that would make it a Better Place To Visit - Than Taunton..

Just i.e. - on a daily basis..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So What Does Glastonbury Have that would make it a Better Place To Visit - Than Taunton..

Just i.e. - on a daily basis..

"

A Tor and a town full of New age hippies!

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By *imply PleasuringCouple
over a year ago

.Taunton


"'Cos it's a fucking shit hole at the shallow end of the gene pool.

(although I manage)

take that back!

yer that's a bit unfair. Those extra fingers come in useful

So where are all the great guitarists? "

Cough cough, Muse from Teignmouth, Devon (Plug in Baby)great tune, also a relative.

Were from Devon & other half lives Taunton and its a good night out.

Dorset Knob is also a biscuit

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Puh-leese!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Unfortunately, like the majority of English towns and cities, chav monkeys are everywhere in Taunton. A stroll down the pleasant streets will practically guarantee you bumping into Mr and Ms Chav, with pushchair in tow, debating whether to spend this weeks giro on scrumpy, fags, Elizabeth Duke jewellery or a night/fight in the Market House.

‘Have you got a spare fag mate’, or ‘lend us a quid mate’ or ‘watchoof**kinlookinat’ seem to be the only phrases these fine upstanding citizens seem to be able to muster towards non-chavs.

Obligatory pastimes include petty vandalism (notmyf**kincarizit), public d*unkenness (in daylight hours seems to be especially encouraged) and the wearing of the chav uniform (tracksuits, cheap gold jewellery and lots of it, baseball cap, you get the picture).

At night, and especially on the weekends, Taunton turns into something more insidious, a place where gangs of spotty baseball capped youngsters further their education in chav culture by roaming the streets, intimidating local people with their cheeky behaviour, hitting unsuspecting but of course deserving solitary pedestrians (a chav is never alllowed to fight another person on their own) and amusing passerbys with their colourful language (yoof**kincurrnts)

Taunton is now on the chav map, a place where northern chavs can come on their holidays, apart from Western-Super-Mare.

As my brother-in-law once said to me (and he lives in Stoke, a chav central if there ever was one), ‘they offend me by just being there’.

I dont think I can sum it up better myself.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"Unfortunately, like the majority of English towns and cities, chav monkeys are everywhere in Taunton.

Taunton is now on the chav map, a place where northern chavs can come on their holidays "

Who the feck Holidays In Taunton !!!

The Polish !!!

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By *reasyontheeyesMan
over a year ago

out in the sticks

Best thing to come out of Taunton is the A38

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