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NEWCASTLE WINTER SOCIAL 14TH NOVEMBER 2015 PART 4

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

THE NEW PRIVATE NIGHTCLUB VENUE IS READY TO HOST THE NEWCASTLE WINTER SOCIAL ON THE 14TH NOVEMBER,WE HAVE ROOM FOR 400 TO ATTEND,THIS IS STRICTLY GUEST LIST ENTRY ONLY,FREE ENTRY FREE RAFFLE FREE SHOT ON ARRIVAL,DOORS OPEN AT 7PM TILL 4AM,THE VENUE CONSISTS OF 2 FLOORS,THE MAIN FLOOR IS THE DISCO AND BAR AREA WHERE WE ALSO HAVE A PROFESSIONAL DJ WHO WILL ALSO PLAY ANY REQUESTS,THEN THERES THE VERY DISCREET BASEMENT AREA WHICH ALSO HAS ITS OWN BAR,WHERE WE WILL DIM THE LIGHTS AND LOWER THE MUSIC FOR ANYONE WANTING TO ESCAPE THE MAYHEM UPSTAIRS,OUR DRAG QUEEN GLORIA HOLE SHALL BE TAKING OVER THE DECKS AT 11PM TO KEEP YOU ALL ENTERTAINED TILL THE EARLY HOURS,SO COME ALONG AND HAVE A GREAT NIGHT MEETING LIKE-MINDED PEOPLE,AS THIS IS A PRIVATE VENUE STRICTLY FOR FAB SWINGERS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO WEAR WHAT YOU WANT,THE MANAGEMENT AND STAFF ARE FINE WITH THIS,WE ARE VERY CLOSE TO FILLING THE VENUE NOW,SO PLEASE BE QUICK TO ADD YOUR NAMES BELOW,WE ALREADY HAVE A LIST OF OVER 235 PROFILES OF AMAZING PEOPLE WHO HAVE ASKED TO ATTEND,AND WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL ON THE 14TH NOVEMBER XXX

PLEASE REMEMBER THE VENUE WILL BE OPEN TO ALL AFTER MIDNIGHT IF THE MANAGEMENT THINK THEY CAN FIT ANYONE ELSE IN,BUT HOPEFULLY WE WILL FILL THE VENUE SO WE CAN HAVE IT TO OURSELFS ALLNIGHT XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn it the previous thread closed before I could reply!! If anyone else from London read the reply to my post don't panick...

Newcastle maybe the biggest social place in the UK, but LONDON is the capital city of the world!!

Btw is anyone else attending social from London or nearby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will be brilliant !

Can't wait !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

BECAUSE OF 3 MESSAGES WE HAVE RECEIVED WE HAVE COPIED AND PASTED THIS MESSAGE THAT WE INCLUDED IN OUR PREVIOUS POST,,FOR THOSE THAT HAVNT SEEN IT,,ITS FROM THE NEWCASTLE DISCUSSION POST WHICH IS IN THE UK FORUM XXX

OK,OUR DEFINITION OF WEAR WHAT YOU WANT AND DO WHAT YOU WANT,,,EXPLAINED,,,

WEAR WHAT YOU WANT MEANS,,NO DRESS CODE,JUST WEAR WHAT YOU WANT,YEH THIS MIGHT BE CONFUSING LOL,

DO WHAT YOU WANT MEANS,THIS IS A PRIVATE VENUE WHICH WE DONE OUR VERY BEST TO OBTAIN WHICH INVOLVED 2 MEETINGS WITH MANAGEMENT AND STAFF AND THE OWNER OF THE BUILDING,IT MEANS THAT UNLIKE PREVIOUS SOCIALS WHICH WERE HELD IN THE UPSTAIRS OF A PUBLIC BAR,THE SOCIALS FROM NOW ON WILL BE HELD IN A PRIVATE GUEST LIST ENTRY NIGHTCLUB WHICH WILL ONLY BE FOR THE SOLE USE OF FAB SWINGERS PROFILES THAT ASK TO ATTEND,NO LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER TO SEE WHO WALKS IN,,COME ALONG RELAX WITH LIKE-MINDED PEOPLE,HAVE A DRINK HAVE A FLIRT,DANCE ABOUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN TO YOUR ANKLES IF THAT TICKLES YOUR FANCY LOL,SAME THING THAT GOES ON IN GAY NIGHTCLUBS AROUND THE COUNTRY EVERY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY,,AND IF WE DO GET PLENTY OF PEOPLE ATTENDING AND YOU DO LIKE THE NEW VENUE JUST LET US KNOW AND WE WILL BOOK IT ANYTIME AND AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds great xxx

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By *earsidecoupleCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

This sounds amazing, would we be able to pop our name down please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

no problem _earsidecouple sending you the info now,,,will be closing the list soon as the numbers are getting very high now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people normally wear burlesque masks ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

not that ive ever seen lol,,, just come as a night out xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

we still have some 1 year free memberships to XTASIA swingers club in West Bromwich for couples that havnt already tried XTASIA and would like to experience it without paying a membership fee,just message us to get your profile added onto there system,big thank you to Paul & Flirt for this offer to the FAB people of the Newcastle Social xxx

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By *earsidecoupleCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

We have your message and thanks for organising this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

xx no problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

BECAUSE OF 3 MESSAGES WE HAVE RECEIVED WE HAVE COPIED AND PASTED THIS MESSAGE THAT WE INCLUDED IN OUR PREVIOUS POST,,FOR THOSE THAT HAVNT SEEN IT,,ITS FROM THE NEWCASTLE DISCUSSION POST WHICH IS IN THE UK FORUM XXX

OK,OUR DEFINITION OF WEAR WHAT YOU WANT AND DO WHAT YOU WANT,,,EXPLAINED,,,

WEAR WHAT YOU WANT MEANS,,NO DRESS CODE,JUST WEAR WHAT YOU WANT,YEH THIS MIGHT BE CONFUSING LOL,

DO WHAT YOU WANT MEANS,THIS IS A PRIVATE VENUE WHICH WE DONE OUR VERY BEST TO OBTAIN WHICH INVOLVED 2 MEETINGS WITH MANAGEMENT AND STAFF AND THE OWNER OF THE BUILDING,IT MEANS THAT UNLIKE PREVIOUS SOCIALS WHICH WERE HELD IN THE UPSTAIRS OF A PUBLIC BAR,THE SOCIALS FROM NOW ON WILL BE HELD IN A PRIVATE GUEST LIST ENTRY NIGHTCLUB WHICH WILL ONLY BE FOR THE SOLE USE OF FAB SWINGERS PROFILES THAT ASK TO ATTEND,NO LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER TO SEE WHO WALKS IN,,COME ALONG RELAX WITH LIKE-MINDED PEOPLE,HAVE A DRINK HAVE A FLIRT,DANCE ABOUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN TO YOUR ANKLES IF THAT TICKLES YOUR FANCY LOL,SAME THING THAT GOES ON IN GAY NIGHTCLUBS AROUND THE COUNTRY EVERY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY,,AND IF WE DO GET PLENTY OF PEOPLE ATTENDING AND YOU DO LIKE THE NEW VENUE JUST LET US KNOW AND WE WILL BOOK IT ANYTIME AND AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to my first social!!

No idea what to expect.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well just remember this isnt a swingers club,Its a chance to socialise with people off fab,like we keep saying,come along have a drink a flirt and a flash if that takes your fancy,but just be respectful to everyone there,we have tried our best to keep it private so you can all relax and enjoy the night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And youve done a great job of the whole thing! Must have taken up lots of your valuable time and we all have to thank you for that too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

its no problem at all,,,we were just getting abit peed at some of the messages from people that arnt on the list,asking what does do what you want mean,,its a gay nightclub,so we mean you can do what you want in that environment,if it was a swingers club and we said do what you want then that would mean something entirely different,its a social event,which means its there for people to come along and meet and socialise lol,,,and act daft knowing your with like-minded people,If we showed you into a doctors surgery waiting room and said just go in there and do what you want ,you would probably pick up a magazine,not have an orgy over the magazine rack lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry everyone I hit the wrong button!! Not long now and i'm nervous, being innocent and all. This is really scary...

Is there a pole on the dance floor? I know someone who likes to make a fool of himself pole dancing...

Ok this next bit is serious I am sure everyone has this on their mind... Northerners are hardcore, that is public record in Fabs archives!! Looking at the guestlist there are some loud people coming (I will be with 1 of them ffs) Some people don't mind sounds of pleasure, but ordinary civilians around Newcastle may not appreciate these 'noises'

What steps have the organisers taken to make sure 'noise' levels are kept 'reasonable'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

we normally gag anyone from london as they are well known for there big mouths,,,so if we gag you that should be that sorted lol, xx thank you and your turn x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait. Sounds like a great night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're really looking forward to it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is what its all about,,,new couples like poolies and veterans to the social like lipsandtongue,All together having a great night out xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is what its all about,,,new couples like poolies and veterans to the social like lipsandtongue,All together having a great night out xx "

glad you didn't say oldies lol X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we normally gag anyone from london as they are well known for there big mouths,,,so if we gag you that should be that sorted lol, xx thank you and your turn x "

OMG what kind of a social is this!? You gag your guests... I was only saying what all responsible swingers were thinking!!

Don't worry London I will try my best in the north, but if you don't hear from me after this weekend just know I went out doing what I love

For the record we all have problems and my big mouth does get me into trouble, but I was thinking coming on here will help me... using a gag is not the solution!!

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By *B1000Couple
over a year ago

North Lakes and Manchester

Mmmmmmmm, I quite like a gag

Mrs MB X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy meeting somewhere first for a pre drink please give me a shout! Looking forwards to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hold on,,del boys back,,,il be right with you,im just on ebay ordering a pole for you,you have gave me a great idea on where i can stick it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmmmmm, I quite like a gag

Mrs MB X"

Finally someone on here where I match their criteria!! Seen as I am coming from the furthest well over 300+ miles away. I am at the front of the queue to have a nibble on Mrs MB

I will ask Emma to bring her gag for you. Is there anything else we need to bring? Rope, restraints, blindfold... if we are going to do this no point in holding back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hope you have a hotel for this lol xx

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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago

newcastle


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Is there anything else we need to bring? Rope, restraints, blindfold... if we are going to do this no point in holding back "

Any chance of some Jellied Eels ? Apparently they go down (and come back up) a treat with 8 bottles of Brown Ale !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get details for guest list love to pop down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmmmmm, I quite like a gag

Mrs MB X

Finally someone on here where I match their criteria!! Seen as I am coming from the furthest well over 300+ miles away. I am at the front of the queue to have a nibble on Mrs MB

I will ask Emma to bring her gag for you. Is there anything else we need to bring? Rope, restraints, blindfold... if we are going to do this no point in holding back "
think this could be an entertaining night x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

we still have some 1 year free memberships to XTASIA swingers club in West Bromwich for couples that havnt already tried XTASIA and would like to experience it without paying a membership fee,just message us to get your profile added onto there system,big thank you to Paul & Flirt for this offer to the FAB people of the Newcastle Social xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmmmmm, I quite like a gag

Mrs MB X

Finally someone on here where I match their criteria!! Seen as I am coming from the furthest well over 300+ miles away. I am at the front of the queue to have a nibble on Mrs MB

I will ask Emma to bring her gag for you. Is there anything else we need to bring? Rope, restraints, blindfold... if we are going to do this no point in holding back think this could be an entertaining night x"

Yep interesting and Adam go hand in hand !!!!!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

this offer above is also open to single ladies,we have double checked with xtasia today,,,we have 2 single ladies added to the xtasia list,Z & E xx anymore couples or single ladies that would like to be added to the free membership just message us,,, only if you havnt tried xtasia before xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Is there anything else we need to bring? Rope, restraints, blindfold... if we are going to do this no point in holding back

Any chance of some Jellied Eels ? Apparently they go down (and come back up) a treat with 8 bottles of Brown Ale !!"

Blimey I am all up for pushing limits and boundaries, but this is just too extreme!!

Northern Swingers = HARDCORE

I rest my case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmmmmm, I quite like a gag

Mrs MB X

Finally someone on here where I match their criteria!! Seen as I am coming from the furthest well over 300+ miles away. I am at the front of the queue to have a nibble on Mrs MB

I will ask Emma to bring her gag for you. Is there anything else we need to bring? Rope, restraints, blindfold... if we are going to do this no point in holding back think this could be an entertaining night x"

I would like to say this couple have been really polite and welcoming unlike the mean organisers!! Grrrrrrr.... just saying

And they have hotel booked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Better check with hotel,make sure you have room to park a 3 wheeler xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep interesting and Adam go hand in hand !!!!!! X"

Phew!! Thanks for your backup sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep interesting and Adam go hand in hand !!!!!! X

Phew!! Thanks for your backup sexy "

Contrary to popular belief Adam fab I can be nice !!!!!!

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By *unny4986Man
over a year ago

south tyneside

Anyone meeting before for genuine social xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold on,,del boys back,,,il be right with you,im just on ebay ordering a pole for you,you have gave me a great idea on where i can stick it xx "

Ouch... del boys going to get it!! Don't worry this is just the initiation process for newbies... plenty of lubrication will be used so you won't feel a thing!! We will all be rooting for you

Lucky for me even though it is my 1st Newcastle social I am coming with Emma so I am exempt from this standard initiation process

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i see your google spell checks getting hammered tonight xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking of hitting Newcastle at around 5pm so might see some of you lot around the pink triangle first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking forward to my first social!!

No idea what to expect....."

Expect my hand on that tight butt of yours !!!!!! Oops did I say that out loud sorry !!!!!

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By *B1000Couple
over a year ago

North Lakes and Manchester


"Mmmmmmmm, I quite like a gag

Mrs MB X

Finally someone on here where I match their criteria!! Seen as I am coming from the furthest well over 300+ miles away. I am at the front of the queue to have a nibble on Mrs MB

I will ask Emma to bring her gag for you. Is there anything else we need to bring? Rope, restraints, blindfold... if we are going to do this no point in holding back "

I'm quite happy not to hold back! Emma is more than welcome to bring her bag of tricks! Anything she is missing I'm sure I'll have covered x

Mrs MB

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By *ood To SwapCouple
over a year ago

Jarrow


"Mmmmmmmm, I quite like a gag

Mrs MB X

Finally someone on here where I match their criteria!! Seen as I am coming from the furthest well over 300+ miles away. I am at the front of the queue to have a nibble on Mrs MB

I will ask Emma to bring her gag for you. Is there anything else we need to bring? Rope, restraints, blindfold... if we are going to do this no point in holding back

I'm quite happy not to hold back! Emma is more than welcome to bring her bag of tricks! Anything she is missing I'm sure I'll have covered x

Mrs MB"
The only thing missing from Emma's bag of tricks is my fingers isn't that right Emma Paul Daniel's hasn't got a luck in lol X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmmmmm, I quite like a gag

Mrs MB X

Finally someone on here where I match their criteria!! Seen as I am coming from the furthest well over 300+ miles away. I am at the front of the queue to have a nibble on Mrs MB

I will ask Emma to bring her gag for you. Is there anything else we need to bring? Rope, restraints, blindfold... if we are going to do this no point in holding back

I'm quite happy not to hold back! Emma is more than welcome to bring her bag of tricks! Anything she is missing I'm sure I'll have covered x

Mrs MBThe only thing missing from Emma's bag of tricks is my fingers isn't that right Emma Paul Daniel's hasn't got a luck in lol X"

Ha well that shall definitely not be frowned upon especially with all the Tom foolery and shenanigans that mr a has planned !!!! Those magic fingers are surely to fit in my bag !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it to late to add a +1 for me plz xx

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Looking forward to my first social!!

No idea what to expect.....

Expect my hand on that tight butt of yours !!!!!! Oops did I say that out loud sorry !!!!! "

Might let you have 2 hands on it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All Profiles Below And Guests Will Also Be Added To The Final List Today,xxx

Gin and Tonic

stephen42

kittykat74

akindofmagic

Redhead4black

jimmeg

For your eyes only!!

Tyneside2

tonyelke

Kitty1971 PLUS GUEST

hornydeviluk PLUS GUEST

northtynecpl

Poolies

BenHolly

_earsidecouple

Saskia21

queengushmagicfingers7388

fuckbuds123

Miss Funtime Girl

Fairygodmother888

like it and love it

A GUEST ADDED TO charlotte99321

AND FINALLY A GUEST ADDED TO jsnortheast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not long now should be a good night just hope im not to nervous with it being my first social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not long now should be a good night just hope im not to nervous with it being my first social "

Don't be nervous !!!!! You'll have a ball!!! Say hi if you see me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to it. Say hi if you see us. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking forward to my first social!!

No idea what to expect.....

Expect my hand on that tight butt of yours !!!!!! Oops did I say that out loud sorry !!!!!

Might let you have 2 hands on it!!"

What the... you come in here no introduction no nothing. Just with your bare butt showing. Have you not read the previous posts!? Organisers want to stick a pole where the sun don't shine!!

Your very brave, enjoy your 1st social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking forward to it. Say hi if you see us. X"

Really lovely when people say this...

I can never say that because I got no head!! So nobody going to see me, damn it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK Here it is ,the FINAL LIST, Please read all the info we are adding into this message,,,

Firstly thank you all for your interest for the newcastle winter social,we have done our best to reply to you all and to reassure you that everyone is welcome,The title may be newcastle but only because it is held in newcastle,its a social event for anyone wherever you may be travelling from,We want all our northumberland,teeside,wearside,cumbrian and tyneside friends to welcome our liverpool,yorkshire,scottish,midlands london and rugby friends,lets show them all what the northeast is about,We have done our bit now its time for all you to do yours,You should all know now where the venue is,If anyone is still unsure please dont hesitate to contact us,Heres the final list,,and apologies if we have missed anyone or added someone that isnt no longer going,its been abit hectic lol,but we are here to message if there are any concerns,xxx

DEAD PROFILES HAVE BEEN REMOVED=

=236 PROFILES WITH ADDED GUESTS

1 ..j_n_s..

2 2hot2handle2015

3 DominantTwo

4 2times2

5 Akisha PLUS 5 GUESTS

6 Alnightlong

7 Aman91

8 Amyjay771

9 Anna is single PLUS GUEST

10 jsnortheast PLUS GUEST

11 Arfur and Ethel

12 Bed Habits

13 BibaSwing

14 Bigandbeautiful

15 Buddies2015

16 Dean-69

17 Champagnepussytq

18 Choozy-Floozy

19 Couplelookingfor3sum

20 Honey_Bee_x

21 Curvesinalltherightplaces

22 Dan_Lexa

23 Defector89

24 Dirty Girl 1984

25 Dr_BOB74

26 Fitguy86

27 Angela Deville

28 Fun sexy cpl 13

29 GanJ

30 Gin and Tonic

31 Ginge2515 PLUS GUEST

32 Gingerbomb

33 Good To Swap

34 Helen000

35 northern2

36 JarrowCouple4Fun

37 Jesica-Steph PLUS GUEST

38 KGF2GETHER PLUS GUEST

39 Kamjaw

40 KinkyCouple1927

41 Kinkyhotlips

42 Kittykat and leelee

43 LeonardElite

44 Leonfrancesca

45 Loving-life

46 MB1000

47 Midnight-Spice

48 Missy and Mr S

49 northeastchick PLUS GUEST

50 MrAdam

51 MrBMissK

52 MrDeeMrsAngel

53 stephen42

54 NEWNEWCATLE.CPL

55 BeautyNBeast

56 Nyuux PLUS GUEST

57 Awsometwosome

58 Private parts PLUS 2 GUESTS

59 RandN321

60 SallyTom80

61 kittykat74

62 SlimBobStretchedPants

63 Snuffleputz

64 Stars69 PLUS GUEST

65 Stickyvicky25

66 Sue at

67 Swing23

68 Tango2gether

69 Tees_Two

70 Toonadam

71 latelick

72 akindofmagic

73 Whose_Hole_Is_This_Anyway

74 Redhead4black

75 andik

76 armstrong7

77 aztec101

78 bgian PLUS GUEST

79 Dark Temptations

80 billycarrol

81 bnbfun

82 brandy n baileys PLUS GUEST

83 bri69xxx

84 camjack762

85 carole13250 PLUS GUEST

86 ward

87 charlotte99321 PLUS GUEST

88 cheekycouple6969

89 chilled74

90 chilli43 PLUS GUEST

91 chris8450

92 crailorn

93 jimmeg

94 dandg2102

95 dandj1809

96 danni8

97 dazeil

98 dazza byker

99 dee-licious

100 demoncore

101 dirk-diggler1664

102 dirtyduo1972

103 doubleth3fun

104 dragin

105 effemm

106 fab boobs2013

107 _abio

108 fun-for-us

109 For your eyes only!!

110 fzr

111 _eordies

112 Tyneside2

113 grindnbump

114 himnher65

115 hitmanandher

116 hornycouplemg

117 hornynortheast83

118 hotblaze999

119 i and j

120 inventive

121 jillandjohn

122 john4979

123 johnnyboy1964

124 jonesal20

125 macjac0

126 tonyelke

127 kinky_k7

128 Kitty1971 PLUS GUEST

129 lipsandtongue PLUS 2 GUESTS

130 lolbigboy

131 letshavefun500

132 Biscotti22

133 lozntas

134 hornydeviluk PLUS GUEST

135 magic mood

136 markjenna

137 hotgeordiecple

138 minksiepair

139 bigoodnight

140 misshots PLUS GUEST

141 mr and mrs xxx

142 mrmrsexplore

143 nat75

144 nawty n wkd

145 nclecpl74

146 ne1up

147 newcastle lad1

148 no_new_winks

149 odds and sods

150 on the loose PLUS GUEST

151 patanddeedee

152 persian princess

153 pornstud

154 queen27

155 rayjay69

156 northtynecpl

157 s and l

158 s.sa.s

159 scared and curious

160 sensualconnection

161 Poolies

162 shak69,

163 she-woman

164 skeenan4u

165 spice of life 1968 PLUS 3 GUESTS

166 steandme

167 _unny4986

168 sweettaboo

169 switch4

170 thedarkandnaughtyside

171 BenHolly

172 thickdick84

173 true companions

174 twoplusonetwoplustwo

175 twototango123

176 violet2009

177 vlad the impaler PLUS GUEST

178 wambam100 PLUS GUEST

179 weekend offenders

180 whowantsme88 PLUS GUEST

181 wildchris PLUS GUEST

182 you and me999

183 Lovable rogues

184 _earsidecouple

185 Anistasia 69

186 Nymph and Manic

187 SpongeBob_NoPants

188 naughtygirl100

189 Hotness PLUS 2 GUESTS

190 uncle bulgaria

191 Trixie71

192 Anne and Shawn

193 blindvoyeur

194 BTDandATC

195 Fabulous Two

196 Sluttyfun

197 Saskia21

198 wowwhatmelons

199 Peeps 700

200 youngsjh

201 Qwertyish

202 Beyondinfinity

203 Jack and Jo 72

204 slandcouple

205 thesimpsons

206 Swing_2_us

207 kinkybabe1109

208 gemphil07

209 benand

210 Mrandmrsm

211 Taylor8 PLUS GUEST

212 Ballz Deep

213 DURHAMBOY2012 PLUS GUEST

214 hornysexysusie53 PLUS GUEST

215 Kisses and Kink

216 goodtimes84

217 daval1

218 backintheBlu PLUS GUEST

219 hotnortheast2

220 Shynhot14

221 Dance and Drive

222 stevelovesto69

223 XXANGEL EYESXX

224 demi400 PLUS GUEST

225 kandkss

226 _umbriaduo

227 Funnewbies

228 dirtyfunx2

229 sol73 PLUS GUEST

230 Her and him 69

231 queengushmagicfingers7388

232 fuckbuds123

233 Miss Funtime Girl

234 Fairygodmother888

235 like it and love it

236 blackings

MAY BE A GOOD IDEA TO KEEP A NOTE OF YOUR NUMBER WHEN YOU ARRIVE TO SPEED UP THE TICKING OFF NAMES XXX

THERE ARE 3 PROFILES WE HAVE ON THE LIST WHICH WE CANT MESSAGE,IF YOU HAVEN'T RECEIVED THE INFO,PLEASE CONTACT US XX

GOOD BITS = free entry,,free shot on arrival,,free raffle for a £50 goodie bag,first 20 couples will receive half price entry voucher into the amazing ClubF swingers club in durham,we also still have free 1 year couples or single ladies memberships for Xtasia swingers club in west midlands only for those that have not attended Xtasia before.

BAD BITS = Any aggressive behaviour whatsoever will not be tolerated,No drugs at all,No photos inside the venue,Anyone deemed to be taking things to far will be asked to stop,This is a nightclub not a swingers club,We said do what you want in the environment your in,Please respect others at all times,Whatever your sexuality.

Sorry for the long post,,,Hope to see you all there on saturday 14th,,Where we will be ticking your names off as you arrive xx june and steve

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Well...I am winding my way up there tomorrow and have a 2 day warm up before the event.

Anyone fancy a beer one night ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done j and s !!!!!!! The list is long and distinguished !!!! Well my guest isn't but you can't have everything can you!!!! Hope you've got a whip to put him in his place now and again !!!!

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By *issy and Mr SCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Wow this looks like it is going to surpass all other Newcastle socials well done J n S see you on Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there any spaces left for this social please. I would like to attend with 2 females if any spaces available. Richie.

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By *man91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

They do say 7 is a lucky number for a reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any aggressive behaviour whatsoever will not be tolerated"

The FINAL LIST looks fabulous, but the above quote in the same posting caught my attention. Please note this also applies to the organisers.

You have seen in the last few days just how 'aggressive' they can be. They will gag you and if that does not work the pole is next...

Even my friend Emma has switched sides!!

I sent a polite message to jns saying is it ok for me to have a break from being picked on in the forum? The reply was:

' We will let you know when we have finished with you '

I know some of you have had the same treatment and are scared because Steve is 6'3" tall. In difficult times like this all of us 1st timers at this social need to stick together!!

So who is with me!?

Well don't all rush at once ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

List looks amazing

Well done J & S you are both awesome xx

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By *B1000Couple
over a year ago

North Lakes and Manchester

Thanks both so much for organising this. So excited really don't want to go to work for the next 2 days! Having an outfit trying on session tonight. Could take some time!

Mrs MB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adam Adam Adam my little southern, tight assed, toned legged, six pack, tall drink of something mmmmmmm!!!! (Hang on I've a twitch needs itching , ...................................he does that you know when I think of that tight ass) concentrate Emma!!!!! Where was I oh yeah !!!!! Adam when will you ever learn never ever ever taunt J & S!!!!!

They have the power to destroy you. I can only do so much to persuade them not to (8 cans of carling, good place to start).

I know they don't know what you're capable of !!!! J you'd like it !!!!!!! But please I beg you !!! STOP !!!! Think about what you're doing

I've got your back as you seem to be alone here (COME ON PEOPLE).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

mrs mb,yeh take your time,,slowly does it lol,, hold on ive dribbled xx

ignore the suit with nee heed,hes from london,,bless lol,cant help where we live xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

gateshead1978 & merlin182 have been added,they were just late getting in touch with us to confirm,see you there xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awe poor Adam.... I thought we were supposed to be the friendliest people up north! Stop picking on the southern shandy drinker.. xx

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By *B1000Couple
over a year ago

North Lakes and Manchester

Yeh come on you Southern Softie!! Take it like a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeh come on you Southern Softie!! Take it like a man "

Are you bringing the pole into question again x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

love it,,,hammer him xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He'll love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I want a full scale northern attack mounted,,,did i say mounted xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a full scale northern attack mounted,,,did i say mounted xx "

You're kidding !!!! Can I sit on the fence !!!!! Is your trigger finger still hovering jns!!!!!!

Help !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put my name down please. Will i get confirmation.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a full scale northern attack mounted,,,did i say mounted xx "


"Love it,,, hammer him xx "

I was really enjoying the friendly banter, but Steve has just broken one of Fabs T&C's...

Obviously Mrs MB and funnewbies were not aware of this otherwise they would not have got involved. However seen as they are up for fun and games... I am going to need longer rope!! All this teasing is making me horny

Sorry where was I...

Ah yes Steve has broken the following rule:

Chapter 5, paragraph 3, section A states -

' No member is allowed to cause division amongst fellow swingers, especially between the North and the South. '

Clearly the above quotes indicate Steve is trying to cause distruption between the long standing trust and respect across the land!!

However section B of the same rule states -

' The Southern victim (In this case Adam) can drop the charges as long as he recieves pleasure due to the stress caused by the North '

' Seen as Adam is strictly straight, pleasure can only be given to him by women. This can be in the form of kissing, licking, gentle stroking and anything else Adam desires '

I don't make the rules, it's in the archives. If you don't believe me I am sure a moderator will confirm this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to sat nite as it will be our first Social, be gentle with us pls xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I wear a Christmas jumper? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I wear a Christmas jumper? X"

voting closes in 10 minutes x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

please be upstanding and welcome, willowet and lola67 to your special social evening xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha thank you looking forward to it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"haha thank you looking forward to it x"

xx

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By *umbriaduoCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Our first social, very excited! Looking forward to chatting to people with similar interests and those we have chatted to on here.

Also intrigued by what may happen during and after the event.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeh think its about time people started doing after partys,, come on where are yous xx

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By *umbriaduoCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Yeh think its about time people started doing after partys,, come on where are yous xx "

I bet the neighbouring rooms in hotels and properties where people are stopping at or live are subject to noises from interesting shenanigans. Here's hoping lol. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeh think its about time people started doing after partys,, come on where are yous xx

I bet the neighbouring rooms in hotels and properties where people are stopping at or live are subject to noises from interesting shenanigans. Here's hoping lol. x"

There will be no noises because Steve (The aggressive member of the organising team) will gag people!!

You know what I love about the North...

Many people don't want to meet local men (Not sure what they done to get treated like that!!) So seen as I am coming from the furthest looks like it will be a busy weekend

Btw me and Emma will arrive promptly at 7pm (If we are late it will be all my fault and NOT because Emma had to try on 20 different outfits... hint hint MB1000...) then our after party starts at 8pm... can't wait to get Emma in a dark corner and get her boobs out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thats 3 tits shes bringing with her xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello again.. Will you confirm my slot (he he) with me adding my name on here or am I only invited if you supply the address for the venue? sorry Im new to all this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats 3 tits shes bringing with her xx "

Pahahahahaha. Coffee well and truly spat out there my friend !!!!!!

Damn I wonder what his response will be to that S????

And while we're on the subject of tits!!!!! The boys only come out on special occasions !!!! Holidays, weddings, birthdays, bahmitzvahs, christenings!!!!! Not sure if a swingers social is appropriate !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the next coffee is on me lol,,, bless ,hes lovely isnt he not xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and speaking of after parties

There's a turn on at the comedy club Saturday 14th November . Apparently an up and coming young comedian from London is appearing !!!!

Adam69xxx!!!!!!!

Apparently he's a cousin of a guy called "funny fecker"

Tickets on sale now. Could be worth a visit !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ok thats us even,,,1 coffee on the wall xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok thats us even,,,1 coffee on the wall xx "

Nooooooo wait til he sees I reckon we'll go for the hat trick

Coffees at the ready !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hope hes cued up on the northern dance scene,like our favourite dance,which goes something like this ==

take your positions

row the boat,

signal the plane,

do the parachute,

pan the river,

then do the run,

xx

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By *revorAndTraceyCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

Any spaces left could we attend please ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you have mail xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope hes cued up on the northern dance scene,like our favourite dance,which goes something like this ==

take your positions

row the boat,

signal the plane,

do the parachute,

pan the river,

then do the run,

xx"

He's more into the "mary poppins" dance scene !!!!

Step in time !!!!

He's more like dick van dyke!!!!!!

With a twist

Oh and partial to a pole rather than a chimney!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

4 more couples added,,,and a very special young lady,whos is back on the scene,Your going to love her xx few of you might get a pleasant surprise when she walks in lol xx mmmm hope you can attend xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for putting us on the list at last min we are looking forward to meeting everyone xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again.. Will you confirm my slot (he he) with me adding my name on here or am I only invited if you supply the address for the venue? sorry Im new to all this"

Will someone reply to this newbie!? He has been waiting patiently. 1st post was 16hrs ago... Steve your slacking ffs

Considering some new HOT couples have been added to the list way after this gentleman made his request. And he is from the North, at least put the post on about only 25 spaces for single men etc so he gets some closure!!

OR... you could take this opportunity and let the ladies decide if he should be allowed in as a wild card!? But having said that he come in here without an appointment. I mean this is the biggest social of the year, I had to wait a week in the queue just to get in here ffs

I know your scratching your head Steve thinking what to do with this newbie from Sunderland... but this is a full time job we all can't wait to read your professional decision on this matter!!

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By *TFSeventyMan
over a year ago

Weybridge

Adams just shot me down privately for not supporting him in this conversation so just for the record - my money is on the southern fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Adams just shot me down privately for not supporting him in this conversation so just for the record - my money is on the southern fairy

"

Eh and why aren't you coming !!!!!!! Damn I invited the wrong southerner

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could pimp you both out!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for putting us on the list at last min we are looking forward to meeting everyone xxx "

Looking forward to see you guys again xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for putting us on the list at last min we are looking forward to meeting everyone xxx

Looking forward to see you guys again xxx "

Will you be dressed as a cat again lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats 3 tits shes bringing with her xx "

Emma has huge natural delicious tits. They are literally the size of my head!!

That is where my head is right now!! Inbetween her tits so yes I put my hands up, you got me she is bringing 3 tits

God I hate admitting defeat, but Steve has a valid point!! See the North and South can get along, well only when tits are involved

This next bit is a FACT and it actually happend as part of our 5 day epic adventure...

I Challenged Emma to take a single picture which shows her full face and boobs, but she couldn't do it. Well she was close, but her nipples got hard and could not fit into the pic!! Emma like a true Northerner does not like to admit defeat so she did a hand stand thinking her boobs will get closer to her face, but that failed and I nearly shoved my cock in her mouth... the angle was just right... obviously I didn't do that bit!! I'm not an ANIMAL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J N S!!!!!!!

Please tell me you aren't drinking coffee when you read it!!!! J will go mad if her walls are covered

That is true though !!!! I've tried and tried and tried but a head/tit shot just hasn't happened yet !!!!!

Any volunteers to hold the boys up while I do it would be much appreciated

Or Adam are you upto trying again perhaps .......... Just got me a new camera with a big jugs lenses on it !!!!!!

It's the future!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats 3 tits shes bringing with her xx

Pahahahahaha. Coffee well and truly spat out there my friend !!!!!!

Damn I wonder what his response will be to that S????

And while we're on the subject of tits!!!!! The boys only come out on special occasions !!!! Holidays, weddings, birthdays, bahmitzvahs, christenings!!!!! Not sure if a swingers social is appropriate !!!!!!

"

This is just a social, but when Emma is amongst hot men and women (Especially women) she gets really turned on to the point where her nipples are really really hard. Even the slightest brush against her top is too sensitive!!

And she needs to start touching them gently stroking. Now and again taking them out just to give them some fresh air to cool down. So if you happen to see Emma take her boobs out, just form a queue. There will be plenty to go round

Sharing is caring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i give up , i feel like ive just been involved in a laurel and hardy movie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooops I hope nobody was drinking coffee while reading my previous posts

God i'm soo horny now thinking about tits boobs tits boobs !!

It's all Steve's fault he mentioned TITS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

sshhh,,he might go away x

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By *TFSeventyMan
over a year ago

Weybridge

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By *TFSeventyMan
over a year ago

Weybridge


"Adams just shot me down privately for not supporting him in this conversation so just for the record - my money is on the southern fairy

Eh and why aren't you coming !!!!!!! Damn I invited the wrong southerner

I would so be there covering Adam's back and of course being pimped out by you lol, but alas I'm working Saturday x

Xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sshhh,,he might go away x "
you lot are mental.... I don't know if we can cope with you all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Adams just shot me down privately for not supporting him in this conversation so just for the record - my money is on the southern fairy

Eh and why aren't you coming !!!!!!! Damn I invited the wrong southerner

I would so be there covering Adam's back and of course being pimped out by you lol, but alas I'm working Saturday x

Xx"

Thanks for your back up Endseventy even though you needed prompting ffs

Don't worry Steve has told me at the next social I can bring as many friends from the South as I want to enjoy the Northern hospitality!!

Steve is such a nice guy, we just started off on the wrong foot that's all. It was just a simple misunderstanding... all cleared up now

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By *revorAndTraceyCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne


"you have mail xx"

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over a year ago


"sshhh,,he might go away x you lot are mental.... I don't know if we can cope with you all! "

Eh hang on you two !!!!! You're supposed to be looking after Adam !!!!!! I had my fill when I had him for 5 days , I was hoping for some support from my homeys!!!!! What do you think I said he could come for !!!!! Safety in numbers !!!!!

FIVE DAYS MAN!!!!!!!! You've no idea how hard that was and you lot are only getting him for one night!!!! Imagine cramming five days into one night !!!!

Now I don't beg but come the f**k on ......... I'm begging ....... Pleeeeeaaaassssseee !!!!! He's extremely entertaining and house trained !!!!!!

SHARING IS MOST DEFINITELY CARING !!!!!!!

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By *TFSeventyMan
over a year ago

Weybridge


"Adams just shot me down privately for not supporting him in this conversation so just for the record - my money is on the southern fairy

Eh and why aren't you coming !!!!!!! Damn I invited the wrong southerner

I would so be there covering Adam's back and of course being pimped out by you lol, but alas I'm working Saturday x

Xx

Thanks for your back up Endseventy even though you needed prompting ffs

Don't worry Steve has told me at the next social I can bring as many friends from the South as I want to enjoy the Northern hospitality!!

Steve is such a nice guy, we just started off on the wrong foot that's all. It was just a simple misunderstanding... all cleared up now "

It will be an invasion ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you lot are mental.... I don't know if we can cope with you all! "

Apologies to all the real newbies and 1st timers tuning in... please do not adjust your sets!!

The above quote was meant to read:

' You lot are providing soo much mental STIMULATION... I can't wait to get naked and have some physical STIMULATION over the weekend '

These wannabe so called newbies only been on this site for well over a year!! What do they know

Oh and due to misleading people that there are 'mental' people in here... punishment is to take you across my knee and spank you

Law and order has been restored.

As you were,

Adam69XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just to let everyone know,adam will be hosting the next london social event,,we are in the process of looking for a red phone box big enough to hold all his friends, the search continues xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

IMPORTANT NOTICE SORRY,,,,

ANYONE FOUND TO BE TAKING THINGS TO FAR AT THE SOCIAL WILL BE TOLD TO STOP IMMEDIATELY,IT IS A NIGHTCLUB ENVIRONMENT,NOT A SWINGERS CLUB,AND ANYONE FOUND TO BE TAKING A PHOTO OF ANY KIND WILL BE THROWN OUT OF THE VENUE,AND NO DRUGS WHATSOEVER,OR ANY AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOUR,COME ALONG AND ENJOY THE NIGHT MEETING LIKE-MINDED PEOPLE,XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you lot are mental.... I don't know if we can cope with you all!

Apologies to all the real newbies and 1st timers tuning in... please do not adjust your sets!!

The above quote was meant to read:

' You lot are providing soo much mental STIMULATION... I can't wait to get naked and have some physical STIMULATION over the weekend '

These wannabe so called newbies only been on this site for well over a year!! What do they know

Oh and due to misleading people that there are 'mental' people in here... punishment is to take you across my knee and spank you

Law and order has been restored.

As you were,

Adam69XXX"

O wow is it Saturday yet?

I'm all flustered soo looking forward to my rewards....

I meant punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to let everyone know,adam will be hosting the next london social event,,we are in the process of looking for a red phone box big enough to hold all his friends, the search continues xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sshhh,,he might go away x you lot are mental.... I don't know if we can cope with you all!

Eh hang on you two !!!!! You're supposed to be looking after Adam !!!!!! I had my fill when I had him for 5 days , I was hoping for some support from my homeys!!!!! What do you think I said he could come for !!!!! Safety in numbers !!!!!

FIVE DAYS MAN!!!!!!!! You've no idea how hard that was and you lot are only getting him for one night!!!! Imagine cramming five days into one night !!!!

Now I don't beg but come the f**k on ......... I'm begging ....... Pleeeeeaaaassssseee !!!!! He's extremely entertaining and house trained !!!!!!

SHARING IS MOST DEFINITELY CARING !!!!!!!"

Okay okay, we're in! We'll play nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sshhh,,he might go away x "

That poor guy from Sunderland who had been waiting for a response to his very polite request has gone now because of Steve's advice.

To any other single guys out there I did try my best for you and stick my... (I was going to say NECK on the line, but don't have one ffs)

Apologies once again Steve is in no mood, he will just give you the silent treatment!!

All I can say is please be patient and look out for the next one. This weekend is...

FULLY BOOKED

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over a year ago


"IMPORTANT NOTICE SORRY,,,,

ANYONE FOUND TO BE TAKING THINGS TO FAR AT THE SOCIAL WILL BE TOLD TO STOP IMMEDIATELY,IT IS A NIGHTCLUB ENVIRONMENT,NOT A SWINGERS CLUB,AND ANYONE FOUND TO BE TAKING A PHOTO OF ANY KIND WILL BE THROWN OUT OF THE VENUE,AND NO DRUGS WHATSOEVER,OR ANY AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOUR,COME ALONG AND ENJOY THE NIGHT MEETING LIKE-MINDED PEOPLE,XXX "

I know what your thinking so I will say it on behalf of everyone:

BORING

But it's very important

And besides we have seen in this forum what happens to people who break the rules... they get punished, even though some people like funnewbies think it's a treat ffs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you have mail xx"

Can we all be serious just for a moment please...

In the 10 months I been on Fabs nobody has ever sent a post directed at me in a thread to say I have mail!! and then people seal it with kisses, that's just rubbing it in!! Grrrrrr...

Infact I don't get any mail at all. Everyday I login hoping could this be the day when I get a private message!! Only to be disappointed over and over again...

God that must be a great feeling to have friends who send you messages...

I'm too sad now... logging off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

IMPORTANT NOTICE SORRY,,,,

ANYONE FOUND TO BE TAKING THINGS TO FAR AT THE SOCIAL WILL BE TOLD TO STOP IMMEDIATELY,IT IS A NIGHTCLUB ENVIRONMENT,NOT A SWINGERS CLUB,AND ANYONE FOUND TO BE TAKING A PHOTO OF ANY KIND WILL BE THROWN OUT OF THE VENUE,AND NO DRUGS WHATSOEVER,OR ANY AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOUR,COME ALONG AND ENJOY THE NIGHT MEETING LIKE-MINDED PEOPLE,XXX

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i have a fear that a fair few people have misconstued social for something more... i really hope i am wrong....

anyway I am not going to be able to make it as i know i am going to driving back from london at the time... i will try to get to the next one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just abit banter sean mate,,,i hope lol,,, see you up the usual place next time mate,,,enjoy the big city

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea what's gone on here.

But see you all Saturday for a drink and a dance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sshhh,,he might go away x you lot are mental.... I don't know if we can cope with you all!

Eh hang on you two !!!!! You're supposed to be looking after Adam !!!!!! I had my fill when I had him for 5 days , I was hoping for some support from my homeys!!!!! What do you think I said he could come for !!!!! Safety in numbers !!!!!

The wife might give him a go just to help out you understand

FIVE DAYS MAN!!!!!!!! You've no idea how hard that was and you lot are only getting him for one night!!!! Imagine cramming five days into one night !!!!

Now I don't beg but come the f**k on ......... I'm begging ....... Pleeeeeaaaassssseee !!!!! He's extremely entertaining and house trained !!!!!!

SHARING IS MOST DEFINITELY CARING !!!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sshhh,,he might go away x you lot are mental.... I don't know if we can cope with you all!

Eh hang on you two !!!!! You're supposed to be looking after Adam !!!!!! I had my fill when I had him for 5 days , I was hoping for some support from my homeys!!!!! What do you think I said he could come for !!!!! Safety in numbers !!!!!

The wife might give him a go just to help out you understand

FIVE DAYS MAN!!!!!!!! You've no idea how hard that was and you lot are only getting him for one night!!!! Imagine cramming five days into one night !!!!

Now I don't beg but come the f**k on ......... I'm begging ....... Pleeeeeaaaassssseee !!!!! He's extremely entertaining and house trained !!!!!!

SHARING IS MOST DEFINITELY CARING !!!!!!!"

Thank you !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you miss me!?

Looks like there were a few busy bees in here so just to catch up:

@Steve/Emma - In terms of dancing I am more into gnam gnam style or bump and grinde (up close and personal) and I have been known to try pole dancing. It is fun!!

@Steve/Endseventy - I only have 3 friends so will be the smallest invasion ever!! And yes we can fit into any old phone box. Does not have to be a posh red phone box

If I did organise a London social/party everyone from the Newcastle social would be welcome. Steve and June will be the VIP guests, the 'gang' from ClubF will definetly be invited!! Heard a lot about you from Emma

@akindofmagic - Thank you for your support.

Also just to confirm this is a social. All banter remains online... once inside the venue please no 'hanky panky' or 'funny business'.

However when we leave the venue... we getting it on!! Oh yeah oh yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for putting us on the list at last min we are looking forward to meeting everyone xxx

Looking forward to see you guys again xxx

Will you be dressed as a cat again lol xxx "

DRESS CODE

Ok this is a big topic... seen as there is no dress code can I wear my Superman outfit!? I only wore it once and need to get my monies worth!!

My thinking behind this is if any aggresive person ( Steve ) tries to restrain me because I can't control my big mouth then the extra padding will help me... and besides nobody is mad enough to attack Superman!!

Or could I just wear an apron and serve the drinks... tbh the economic situation right now is not that great in the South so I could do with extra work... every little helps

And nobody will try to attack a horny naked man with just an apron on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my last post as a Southerner!!

On Friday I will be in the North with Emma

If any single women or couples would like to join us at Emma's house please let either of us know. You are welcome to come just for the evening or stay the night.

We will be having apple crumble and custard for dessert!! Yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi guys

We just found out about this social. Sounds as if its going to be amazing!

I know its late, but can we please please please be added to the guest list?

G n L xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning you gorgeous lot !!!!! Everyone ready for tomorrow !!!!!!

Ok while the southern headless suit is sleeping, let's discuss plan !!!!!

I can only do so much tonight !!!! Will need back up from the rest of you !!!!! Saturday. He's gonna be leaving London in a few hours !!!! ARE YOU ALL READY !!!!!

I've got rope, cuffs, ball gag

J n S. Have you got the pole for insertion

I say let's tie him to the pole, gag him so we don't have to listen to his gob all night , LOOK IL TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM TONIGHT WHEN HES HERE, but two nights in a row is too much to ask!!!!! I love you all but I just can't do it !!!!!!

Once he's tied up we can do with him as we please. I was thinking more "pin the tail on the tight toned southerner". Or " touch taste poke "!!!!!! But open to suggestions

Ok he'll be up soon and on here checkin all you gorgeous lot out !!!!! I'm out of here. Cos last time I stood upto him, 6 hours he worked on me in that room he called his dungeon and he broke me !!!!!!! And if I'm going down (on him) IM TAKING YOU LOT WITH ME!!!!!!!!

Ok peace out !!!!! Remember say nowt !!!! He'll never know we're in cahoots!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hotel room booked just gotta decide on what to wear and see who coming back to hotel afterwards

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

So....anybody out and about in Newcastle today ? I will be looking for something to do later so any suggestions are welcome.

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over a year ago


"Morning you gorgeous lot !!!!! Everyone ready for tomorrow !!!!!!

Ok while the southern headless suit is sleeping, let's discuss plan !!!!!

I can only do so much tonight !!!! Will need back up from the rest of you !!!!! Saturday. He's gonna be leaving London in a few hours !!!! ARE YOU ALL READY !!!!!

I've got rope, cuffs, ball gag

J n S. Have you got the pole for insertion

I say let's tie him to the pole, gag him so we don't have to listen to his gob all night , LOOK IL TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM TONIGHT WHEN HES HERE, but two nights in a row is too much to ask!!!!! I love you all but I just can't do it !!!!!!

Once he's tied up we can do with him as we please. I was thinking more "pin the tail on the tight toned southerner". Or " touch taste poke "!!!!!! But open to suggestions

Ok he'll be up soon and on here checkin all you gorgeous lot out !!!!! I'm out of here. Cos last time I stood upto him, 6 hours he worked on me in that room he called his dungeon and he broke me !!!!!!! And if I'm going down (on him) IM TAKING YOU LOT WITH ME!!!!!!!!

Ok peace out !!!!! Remember say nowt !!!! He'll never know we're in cahoots!!!!!"

I think tomorrow night is going to be mental going from this forum page..... Bring it on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning you gorgeous lot !!!!! Everyone ready for tomorrow !!!!!!

Ok while the southern headless suit is sleeping, let's discuss plan !!!!!

I can only do so much tonight !!!! Will need back up from the rest of you !!!!! Saturday. He's gonna be leaving London in a few hours !!!! ARE YOU ALL READY !!!!!

I've got rope, cuffs, ball gag

J n S. Have you got the pole for insertion

I say let's tie him to the pole, gag him so we don't have to listen to his gob all night , LOOK IL TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM TONIGHT WHEN HES HERE, but two nights in a row is too much to ask!!!!! I love you all but I just can't do it !!!!!!

Once he's tied up we can do with him as we please. I was thinking more "pin the tail on the tight toned southerner". Or " touch taste poke "!!!!!! But open to suggestions

Ok he'll be up soon and on here checkin all you gorgeous lot out !!!!! I'm out of here. Cos last time I stood upto him, 6 hours he worked on me in that room he called his dungeon and he broke me !!!!!!! And if I'm going down (on him) IM TAKING YOU LOT WITH ME!!!!!!!!

Ok peace out !!!!! Remember say nowt !!!! He'll never know we're in cahoots!!!!!

I think tomorrow night is going to be mental going from this forum page..... Bring it on lol "

Ok you two !!!!!! That's you both in for back up should the rest not be able to manage him?!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

IMPORTANT NOTICE SORRY,,,,

ANYONE FOUND TO BE TAKING THINGS TO FAR AT THE SOCIAL WILL BE TOLD TO STOP IMMEDIATELY,IT IS A NIGHTCLUB ENVIRONMENT,NOT A SWINGERS CLUB,AND ANYONE FOUND TO BE TAKING A PHOTO OF ANY KIND WILL BE THROWN OUT OF THE VENUE,AND NO DRUGS WHATSOEVER,OR ANY AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOUR,COME ALONG AND ENJOY THE NIGHT MEETING LIKE-MINDED PEOPLE,XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IMPORTANT NOTICE SORRY,,,,

ANYONE FOUND TO BE TAKING THINGS TO FAR AT THE SOCIAL WILL BE TOLD TO STOP IMMEDIATELY,IT IS A NIGHTCLUB ENVIRONMENT,NOT A SWINGERS CLUB,AND ANYONE FOUND TO BE TAKING A PHOTO OF ANY KIND WILL BE THROWN OUT OF THE VENUE,AND NO DRUGS WHATSOEVER,OR ANY AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOUR,COME ALONG AND ENJOY THE NIGHT MEETING LIKE-MINDED PEOPLE,XXX "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress code

This is specifically for Adam

It says anything goes........ when you are walking around Newcastle in the evening you will see plenty of very scantily clad sexy ladies

DO NOT make the assumption they are swingers going to the social

It's how the local sexy ladies dress on a Saturday night !! Your from London so won't know this !!!

Lol

Looking forward to meeting you and Emma on Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IMPORTANT NOTICE SORRY,,,,

ANYONE FOUND TO BE TAKING THINGS TO FAR AT THE SOCIAL WILL BE TOLD TO STOP IMMEDIATELY,IT IS A NIGHTCLUB ENVIRONMENT,NOT A SWINGERS CLUB,AND ANYONE FOUND TO BE TAKING A PHOTO OF ANY KIND WILL BE THROWN OUT OF THE VENUE,AND NO DRUGS WHATSOEVER,OR ANY AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOUR,COME ALONG AND ENJOY THE NIGHT MEETING LIKE-MINDED PEOPLE,XXX "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And we dont wear coats xx

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

As it is FPF how about we send each other our face pics so that we can say hi tomorrow night.

I will happily supply and the added benefit is it will keep the kids away from the fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LETS DO THIS,,,WE ARE READY,,, ,

HANDING IT OVER TO YOU LOT XXX ENJOY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And we dont wear coats xx"
well if its tipping it down I will x lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My only problem is.......

Knickers or no knickers!!!

I do hate a knicker line with a tight dress.

It's a hard life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are really looking forward to meeting old friends and meeting new ones on saterday night xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are so jealous we can't make this epic event....newcastle rocks ...def going to get over for the next one ...have a great night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As it is FPF how about we send each other our face pics so that we can say hi tomorrow night.

I will happily supply and the added benefit is it will keep the kids away from the fire "

Or spend the night trying to match faces to body photos from fab!!

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By *ooty QueenWoman
over a year ago

london

Wrong time of month xx

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By *hampagnepussytqCouple
over a year ago

Heathrow

Any advice regarding parking near the club? Sorry if we missed a previous thread on here - it's been hard to get a word in edgewise with a Londoner talking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My only problem is.......

Knickers or no knickers!!!

I do hate a knicker line with a tight dress.

It's a hard life. "

Knicker less it has to be done lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any advice regarding parking near the club? Sorry if we missed a previous thread on here - it's been hard to get a word in edgewise with a Londoner talking! "

Oops sorry !!! I shall gag him for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres free parking in the streets near the arena otherwise as well as a multi story wont be cheep but car will be safer. plenty other smaller carparks at the bottom of west gate road pay and display!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any advice regarding parking near the club? Sorry if we missed a previous thread on here - it's been hard to get a word in edgewise with a Londoner talking! "

Grainger town multi is free after 5 and is opposite powerhouse and a couple of quid will see you parked till Monday morning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you all have a great night, sorry we can't join you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My only problem is.......

Knickers or no knickers!!!

I do hate a knicker line with a tight dress.

It's a hard life.

Knicker less it has to be done lol "

No knickers nickerline is yuk xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hellooooooooo everyone!! I am officially in the North!! Currently at Woodall services!!

The air is more fresh and the water tastes better up here!! I might have to move next door to Steve seen as we get on soo well

It is dark now, but the sun was shining all the way, countryside is amazing and listening to some cracking tuuuuuuuuuunes!!

BAD NEWS...

I was chatting earlier to Emma. Saying how sexy her legs are in her new pic and can't wait to...

Then Emma was telling me make sure your not late, do your hair, dress well blah blah blah and I kind of lost my temper, literally like for a sec. I shouted at her...

YOU AINT MY MOTHER !!!!!!

She got upset saying was only trying to help. I asked her to text me her details. This was her reply:

Address - 3 Black Slinky Number

Old Road

Hell

Postcode - Twat69XXX

Emma does not normally mess about so my initial reaction was address looks strange, but maybe that's how they are in the North. Now my stupid sat nav can't find it!! How difficult can it be to find HELL

Because of my big mouth I am now homeless for the weekend ffs!!

If you happen to see a headless person roaming the streets of Newcastle please don't be rude and just stare!! HELP ME

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ok the coaches down to london for the newcastle social will be leaving soon,,,he has arrived so its ok for us all to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok people lets go !!!!!! London baby !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My only problem is.......

Knickers or no knickers!!!

I do hate a knicker line with a tight dress.

It's a hard life.

Knicker less it has to be done lol

Ok I take your word for it. Knicker free it is haha xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could I still attend?is it too late?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to be a pain but can not now attend. Hope all have a great night.

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By *olliPineCouple
over a year ago

swingers clubs

Hi guys, hope we're not too late to put our names down? x

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By *pl4funalwaysCouple
over a year ago

Murton

Can we be added to list thanks would love to come x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok the coaches down to london for the newcastle social will be leaving soon,,,he has arrived so its ok for us all to go "

I am in the North can't find Emma anywhere!! She is not answering her phone...

Where has everyone gone!? This is not funny!! I feel soo lonely and it is raining!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 more couples added,,,and a very special young lady,whos is back on the scene,Your going to love her xx few of you might get a pleasant surprise when she walks in lol xx mmmm hope you can attend xx "

Ok you got me!! I guess I better own up as everyone will find out tomorrow night. I am the young lady

I was at Woodall services earlier and the men were staring at me the 25 single men coming tomorrow night are in for a proper treat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok the coaches down to london for the newcastle social will be leaving soon,,,he has arrived so its ok for us all to go

I am in the North can't find Emma anywhere!! She is not answering her phone...

Where has everyone gone!? This is not funny!! I feel soo lonely and it is raining!!"

Ohhhhh Nooooo

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