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DOGGING FOR DIVVY'S!...

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By *oggersdelight OP   Couple
over a year ago

kelso

OK so to many people Dogging means a few different things and EVERYTIME we arrange a meet we get inundated with blokes asking...

What do we have to do?? .... COME ON do we need to spell it out...

SO THIS THREAD IS DEDICATED TO DOGGING ETIQUETTE: Here are some BASIC rules from out time as Doggers we would love others to contibute with Do's and Dont's and make this as informative (and funny) as possible.

THIS IS HOW WE LIKE IT IF YOU LIKE IT A DIFFERENT WAY THEN PLEASE PUT IT ON HERE....

We will park up in the carpark and wait untill a few cars are in...

we will then begin to have some fun in the car ourselves... we usually put an interior light on in the car and give a responding flash to any break lights... however if we are to busy fucking we may not respond to break lights lol...

if the windows are up feel free to watch

if the windows are down feel free to touch

if the door is open feel free to join in

if the boot is open I (fiona) will be getting allot of cock! and y'all invited!

PLEASE DONT

FART! its not SEXY!!!!!

JIZZ ON THE CAR INTERIOR!

BE PUSHY

OR SMELLY

OR A NOBHEAD

ALWAYS:

Have a wash before you come out!

BE Respectful

Enjoy the moment and have fun

BRING CONDOMS JUST INCASE (some doggers insist)

Ok so that gets the ball Rolling anyone wanna add some more GOLDEN RULES OF DOGGING???

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By *oggersdelight OP   Couple
over a year ago

kelso

OH YES....

IF we advertise a meet DONT ask a million questions about it then tell us you cant make it but might come next time...

and NO we DONT want to "come and pick u up!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OH YES....

IF we advertise a meet DONT ask a million questions about it then tell us you cant make it but might come next time...

and NO we DONT want to "come and pick u up!!!"

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By *oggersdelight OP   Couple
over a year ago

kelso

ORRRR........

DONT ask Millions of Questions then say your coming... then dont show.... THEN after the event message us asking all about it how it went and what happened.....

WE WILL NOT KISS AND TELL!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THIS IS A BRILLIANT THREAD!!!! WELL DONE DAVE AND FIONA!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We must find a new rule to sticking your head out the sunroof...lol thinks you you got everything covered..pmsl. You would be surprised what we seen over the years from experienced so called doggers whom cant keep it up ! to velco arses who darnt get out their cars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hardest thing is to find out when and where... any helpplease message us

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


" to velco arses who darnt get out their cars."

hahaha...I love that saying..made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THIS THREAD IS EPIC!!!! VELCRO ARSES IS BRILLIANT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did anyone say DO NOT CUM ON THE DOOR HANDLES??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl thats why you keep ya doors open in the first place and always pick the leather interior option failing that pick to play in their car and not yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pmsl thats why you keep ya doors open in the first place and always pick the leather interior option failing that pick to play in their car and not yours"

hmmmm good plan! lol

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By *occosboysCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Manchester

Don't turn up with a flashing light on the roof, or flashing yet headlights... Way back I knew someone who used do this at our local dogging / lovers lane spot, got sent down for impersonating a police officer !

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By *orkshiretoneMan
over a year ago

Near Doncaster

If the bonnets up the cars fucked not the wife ! Unless your a mechanic !! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about DON'T PUT YOUR LIGHTS ON FULL BEAM, this just blinds the couple and pisses them off, usually to the point when they drive off!

As a single bloke who goes what does my head in is the Velcro arses who wait for me to go across , swap pleasantries and help start the action, they then get out and try and barge past! Have a minute will ya 5 minutes ago you were smoking like Ivor the fuxking engine and pissing around with ya phone, now you wanna be billy big bollocks getting noshed off first!!

Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been dogging for about 12 years and different couple prefere different ways to show there playing I've had fun with couples who don't give any indication then I have had fun with couples that do so really the rules your stating are not true any more go back 10 years ago an people would do this but now most people who are dogging don't know this also I totally agree with the guy that stated about the billy big bollocks who jumps out the car as you do there is nothing more annoying than these dickheads

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By *oggersdelight OP   Couple
over a year ago

kelso

Sorry you feel that way mrfumble however we have also been doigging a long time and feel that this thread is usefull for people like us to tell the new guys how its done at no point did we proclaim out way was the definitive guide to dogging were just trying to avoid meetings with arseholes and velcro arses! thats all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As in all things swing I think common courtesy and politeness always wins. I think a wave or a hello before chatting is the way forwards!

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By *oggersdelight OP   Couple
over a year ago

kelso

love this thread!!! so BUMP!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another don't. Don't leave teeth marks in my steering wheel.

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