FabSwingers.com forum: Asda delivery guy.. tips needed!

By *usclesandgiggles OP Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire/London

This week I opened to door to the Asda delivery guy.. young, tall, hot and smiley. Got me instantly horny! I flirted.. I’m pretty sure he flirted back.

Assuming he comes back next week how do I proposition him?! My husband is loving this idea but it definitely takes some bravery! Haha! I need tips…

I can’t open the door naked btw.. it’s a busy driveway!

P.S. And if he declines me I’m switching to Tesco and hiding forever!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. you're hot so he isn't saying no

2. I feel women definitely underestimate how much of a turn on a women being direct with a man actually is especially when it's the fact she wants to fuck him. I bet just answering the door in sexy nightwear would have his imagination running wild for the rest of the day if you do prefer to be indirect.

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By *an1978Woman
over a year ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)

Guess you could ask him where he parks up for his break... be heaven to be in a refrigerated van right now.. too hot to do it in bed.

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By *XZRMan
over a year ago

Highland

If the genders were reversed in this situation the male OP would have been torn apart by now....

Order a large cucumber and some ring donuts....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best tip is let him get on with his job

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Did he flirt or was he just doing his job of being friendly and good customer service?

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By *usclesandgiggles OP Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire/London

Hehe well I wasn’t going to tie him up and force him against his will…

More offer him a fun time or slip him my phone number - both of which he can accept or decline!

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By *eterandJaneadventuresCouple
over a year ago

Sutton

Why not simply open the door in your bikini , technically , you will be dressed ,

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By *orthwestbikerxxMan
over a year ago

lancs

Il drive a van 4 u

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By *im4play4uMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Is your husband trained in resuscitation?

The guys not going to meed convincing, as long as he doesn't pass out!

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By *angothreeMan
over a year ago

cramlington

As Im a Asda driver ,ask him to carry the shopping into the kitchen for you and flash a bit of flesh and see how he reacts. Been doing it for four years and not one invite ?? lol

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By *rowsing.Man
over a year ago

leeds

Speaking as a tesco delivery driver, answer door then say I'll just take this to the kitchen then un button a few buttons and bend down to pick up another tray once returned to door for another tray, if he notices that you have unbuttoned, then ask him if he would like to carry a tray to the kitchen, if he does, then say how about putting one in the bedroom, hope that helps .

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’d be pissed off if my delivery was late because the driver is busy fucking

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Time the next delivery for when you have a gangbang going on in the front room - that might give him a hint….

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By *IZZ_69Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Slip him a note with your digits on it

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Sounds a bit creepy and predatory to me.

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Ask him to bring the shopping in

When he says "where do you want it?"

Say

"How about here"

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

Honestly be direct. Just ask when his shift finishes and ask if he fancies coming by after....

Don't expect him to be able to immediately drop trou though. Driver shifts can be tough...

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By *ndi37Man
over a year ago

Manchester

When taking your cucumber out of the basket, slowly start stroking it like you are wanking a big fat cock, if he shows interest, rub it over your tits, and start simulating your deep throat skills.

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By *etterryseeMan
over a year ago

near Swindon

When is the next delivery

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By *oliteguyMan
over a year ago

Melksham

Wow. What a profile. You are stunning. I’m now frantically considering a career change to become an ASDA delivery driver. Just downloading the application forms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op I would be honest and up front and looking at your profile he would be crazy to turn you down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This week I opened to door to the Asda delivery guy.. young, tall, hot and smiley. Got me instantly horny! I flirted.. I’m pretty sure he flirted back.

Assuming he comes back next week how do I proposition him?! My husband is loving this idea but it definitely takes some bravery! Haha! I need tips…

I can’t open the door naked btw.. it’s a busy driveway!

P.S. And if he declines me I’m switching to Tesco and hiding forever!!

Just be brave and ask him straight out. This must cross the minds of delivery drivers all the time and as others have said you look amazing so you should be fine.

Open the door wearing something revealing and just ask if he likes what he sees.

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

agree had this been a man talking about a female delivery driver he would have been slaughtered by now ...

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By *illy_Smith777Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

We need an update

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By *roubleMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Tell him you'd like him to put it inside, and the shopping .

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By *evonboy3Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

I would love to be your delivery driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will happily stick on a Asda uniform and deliver to you ??

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By *usclesandgiggles OP Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire/London

Hehe thank you for all the replies!

I didn’t see him for 2 weeks.. then when he came back the next week I asked him how long he’d been doing the job for and if he’d ever been propositioned by a horny housewife in that time.

He grinned and said no, so I handed him my number and said “Well here’s my number if you ever want to come in one time” before shutting the door quickly in case he rejected me..

A day later he messaged me and I’m pleased to say he’s coming to see me very soon

Thanks for the advice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hehe thank you for all the replies!

I didn’t see him for 2 weeks.. then when he came back the next week I asked him how long he’d been doing the job for and if he’d ever been propositioned by a horny housewife in that time.

He grinned and said no, so I handed him my number and said “Well here’s my number if you ever want to come in one time” before shutting the door quickly in case he rejected me..

A day later he messaged me and I’m pleased to say he’s coming to see me very soon

Thanks for the advice! "

Happy Giggles, happy driver I imagine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say go for it….. open the door in a towel, turn around and let the towel fall to the ground, turn around and say… whoops

But then I would say that.. having looked at your profile and pics, I have just hijacked an Asda delivery van.

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford

"Hehe thank you for all the replies!

I didn’t see him for 2 weeks.. then when he came back the next week I asked him how long he’d been doing the job for and if he’d ever been propositioned by a horny housewife in that time.

He grinned and said no, so I handed him my number and said “Well here’s my number if you ever want to come in one time” before shutting the door quickly in case he rejected me..

A day later he messaged me and I’m pleased to say he’s coming to see me very soon

Thanks for the advice! "

The lucky bugger. Lol. Have fun

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By *ornyxxx1Man
over a year ago

warwickshire

Can we have a update how it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well jealous, wish someone would do this with me

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By *fterdark funMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can i be your deliveey guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is asda hiring lol.

With knockers like that he wont be able to resist

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By *ill dance for wineMan
over a year ago

balloch

I need an update on this when he delivers next, lucky f4cker.

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By *eigh guyMan
over a year ago

wigan

What if your not in , your hubby answers and the driver comes on to him ??

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

His mates at the branch will all hear about it and try to get you on their route next time

Ex hone delivery manager here, most of men are terrible with good looking female customers

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

remember to get some condoms because asda charge extra for bags!

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By *d_PrestonMan
over a year ago

Preston, Leyland, Chorley & Blackpool areas

Waiting to hear how the meet goes, I hope you have lots of fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"remember to get some condoms because asda charge extra for bags! "

Made me spit my drink out haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muscles and giggles would love to hear how this turned out? xx

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By *orks_wildcatMan
26 weeks ago

Wakefield

I deliver for ASDA around West Yorkshire. Would love this to happen to me. Do get to see some cracking tits first thing in mornin!

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By *iking_WitchWoman
25 weeks ago

Hinckley

"I’d be pissed off if my delivery was late because the driver is busy fucking

Absolutely this.

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By *iking_WitchWoman
25 weeks ago

Hinckley

If you see him again then pass on your number. But it's not fair on someone when they are working to tease and tempt to see if there's a response. If you fancy him. Be direct. Cuts out any awkwardness and you won't have to switch to Tesco.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

How did it go? We need a update

Mrs

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By *addys Dirty Little SlutCouple
25 weeks ago

Bolton

Well done. Every time I deliver I pray for a hot wife like you x luckily I've met a few.

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By *ustJ69Man
25 weeks ago

Warrington

I'd have knocked the door down.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"If the genders were reversed in this situation the male OP would have been torn apart by now....

Order a large cucumber and some ring donuts.... "

Be on britians most wanted !

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By *orillaman32Man
25 weeks ago

Christchurch

I would flirt a few more times, make sure you aren't overstepping, he is at work after all. Test the water, loose fit low cut top, and judge his reaction.

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By *ervent X KissMan
23 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"This week I opened to door to the Asda delivery guy.. young, tall, hot and smiley. Got me instantly horny! I flirted.. I’m pretty sure he flirted back.

Assuming he comes back next week how do I proposition him?! My husband is loving this idea but it definitely takes some bravery! Haha! I need tips…

I can’t open the door naked btw.. it’s a busy driveway!

P.S. And if he declines me I’m switching to Tesco and hiding forever!!

While I worked as Tesco the store didn’t have a pharmacy licence so scripts would go to another store and the drugs collected the following day. Sometimes the drugs required being delivered, ladies in gaping robes, braless under t shirts answering the door I’d of loved a purposeful flash but the accidental odd occurrence was very enjoyable. Now ladies running down the street dressed similarly chasing the bin lorry that I drive can be funny buts it not as personal.

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By *londebiguyMan
23 weeks ago

Southport

Probably the talk of the local Asda by now and dare not go in the store.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Update please! How are things progressing?

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By *rlandoMan
22 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

sounds like he can t wait to get the fuck out out of your house !!!

never in a million years is he going to piss around if he s fleetingly delivering somthing with other jobs through out the day !!

... It s all in your head unless you are willing to be a bit more clearer with him .??

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By *owestoft ManMan
22 weeks ago

Lowestoft

"Hehe thank you for all the replies!

I didn’t see him for 2 weeks.. then when he came back the next week I asked him how long he’d been doing the job for and if he’d ever been propositioned by a horny housewife in that time.

He grinned and said no, so I handed him my number and said “Well here’s my number if you ever want to come in one time” before shutting the door quickly in case he rejected me..

A day later he messaged me and I’m pleased to say he’s coming to see me very soon

Thanks for the advice! "

Nice hope you both had fun.

Some strange replies on here especially since it's a swingers site lol. Enjoy life while you can.

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By *owestoft ManMan
22 weeks ago

Lowestoft

"remember to get some condoms because asda charge extra for bags! "

lol

Or be environmentally friendly and go bagless

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