FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to UK

xmas office party one female invite only

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a very important xmas party coming up with my office that I work in the finace sector in birmingham

Being a single male of 33 I am looking for a stunning female to play the part of my date for the evening.

My firm are covering all costs of the party including a free bar!!

My date I am looking for will have to have a submisive side and dress the way I would like her to be presented.

If any females are interested please feel free to get back to me and I will provide more details

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry in all the excitment I forgot to put the date which will be

Friday 18 Dec

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you need to pay by the hour for that kind of date!!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"Think you need to pay by the hour for that kind of date"

lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow , what a crackin firm u work for,

swingers party .....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My date I am looking for will have to have a submisive side ..."

.

That counts me out!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I mean sub I mean that the lucky lady would be willing to wear what I had brought her for the evening.

And if she liked what was brought she could keep after the night

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"When I mean sub I mean that the lucky lady would be willing to wear what I had brought her for the evening.

And if she liked what was brought she could keep after the night"

Very generous of you!

It almost makes me wish I was a single lady! I did say almost lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *exyasMan
over a year ago

glasgow

lol!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I mean sub I mean that the lucky lady would be willing to wear what I had brought her for the evening.

And if she liked what was brought she could keep after the night"

Do you have the outfit ready?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No as wouldn't know what size to get for a start lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this post for real???????????? its like a poorly scripted version of pretty woman............

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"wow , what a crackin firm u work for,

swingers party ..... "

wey hey ... having returned from a cracking night out in newcastle meeting old and making new friends on here then any excuse to join next Fab party

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is this post for real???????????? its like a poorly scripted version of pretty woman............ "

pmsl

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I couldn't use pretty woman due to copy right

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"I couldn't use pretty woman due to copy right "

OK but doubt they would have minded that much

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I mean sub I mean that the lucky lady would be willing to wear what I had brought her for the evening.

And if she liked what was brought she could keep after the night"

.

Counts me out again - I have my formalwear made to measure as nothing off the peg fits to my liking!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last time a man chose clothes for me to wear i looked like overweight slutty barbie!!! it just sounds creepy to me no being offensive but why no just hire an escort for the evening??xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"last time a man chose clothes for me to wear i looked like overweight slutty barbie!!! "

...goes to look for pics...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"I have a very important xmas party coming up with my office that I work in the finace sector in birmingham

Being a single male of 33 I am looking for a stunning female to play the part of my date for the evening.

My firm are covering all costs of the party including a free bar!!

My date I am looking for will have to have a submisive side and dress the way I would like her to be presented.

If any females are interested please feel free to get back to me and I will provide more details"

Sorry, this is a load of bs - why oh why oh why would you risk taking a stranger to a 'very important party'????? This is very weird to me. Could go on but will reel myself in here - I wouldn't trust any one with this kind of ad - just too far off centre

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah i could offer to go in the pretence of bein ladylike and end up spendin the nite pissed as a fart teachin people rugby songs and fartin in public!!! how the hell would u explain to your work collegues how u met so forth?? or is it a stand there and look pretty while the gentlemen discuss the stockmarket?? oh and further indignation free bar etc hello fuckin credit crunch!!!!!!! it better not be the bank of scotland bash...35 quid for bein 8 pence overdrawn!!!! sorry off on a rant there!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

come on all you desperate ladies, it will be a fantastic night I am sure, even though the OP doesn't drink, won't meet smokers and has no pictures whatsoever on his profile the fact that he insists on a "STUNNING FEMALE" shows that he must be quite a catch hiself to be able offer the same in return ie

"HANDSOME HUNK"

I really don't understand you girls - never look a gift horse in the mouth - whatever that bollocks is supposed to mean cos I have seen Palamino's, Montanna Red's, Paints, Grey's, Strawberry Roan's, Black Stallions and even the winged horse Pegasus but never a gift horse ? oh dear rambling again

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't use pretty woman due to copy right "

Too rite yer cudnt, coz I bet ya dont look like Richard Gear and yer aint got a big white car

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe as an idea, is asking someone u have met already.... or asking a female friend

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What seamed like a good idea at the time don't at the moment lol

Oh well merry xmas everybody!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ach just wasnt your finest idea?? stop bein a shallow knob end and find a nice normal lady who wants to go with u and not something to show off to your work mates with!! from a female point of view and this may just be me but the whole message made u sound like a dick!!! xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *9kamMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I think you need to define what a 'stunning female' is as a lot of women will be worried that they may not fit the bill, and wouldn't want to waste your time on such and important night.

Moments like this makes me wish I was a stunning woman as a Christmas party within a finance sector in Birmingham would be a dream come true.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG.... i've just come across this and i can't stop laughing !!!

He's got everything paid for him by "the firm" n wants a cheap date :-/ probably to put in his mothers clothes :-/.

Why not pay for an escort who will know how to "act" as a proper woman.. Women on here are just dirty and sex mad. Surely you dont want that .

Or is it to turn up in a room full of men and expect to be the entertainment for the night because you bought the dress??

Very creepy man!! Anyway put a pic up because i'm a stunner and wont go for anything less darlin

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"OMG.... i've just come across this and i can't stop laughing !!!

He's got everything paid for him by "the firm" n wants a cheap date :-/ probably to put in his mothers clothes :-/.

Why not pay for an escort who will know how to "act" as a proper woman.. Women on here are just dirty and sex mad. Surely you dont want that .

Or is it to turn up in a room full of men and expect to be the entertainment for the night because you bought the dress??

Very creepy man!! Anyway put a pic up because i'm a stunner and wont go for anything less darlin "

This is nearly as funny as the OP - but not quite!!!! I am sure that there are other women on here who know how to act like a lady - you cheeky mare! Dirty and sex mad - perhaps but other facets define us too - Get a pic up as you advise the OP!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just wanted to leave a message for all of those who mocked this advert.

I had meet a few ladies who wanted to come to the xmas party before the night and had met some really nice ladies.

On the night the ladie who I had chosen was fantastic and mingled with my work mates before we called it a night and went back to the hotel where we had a wondeful time!

Many thanks you know who you are

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

glad you had a good night then...

im sure she will give you a fantastic veri aswell...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

All is well that ends well, merry Christmas

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"im sure she will give you a fantastic veri aswell...

"

This was my first thought too. What do you reckon - "she's not on this site"? I suppose it doesn't take long to set up a new profile, verify it, return the verification, etc.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww i love a happy ending!!! x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"im sure she will give you a fantastic veri aswell...

"

well he did say he'd met a few ladies before hand .. but strangely none of them nor the lucky lass were that impressed as to leave a verify

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top