FabSwingers.com forum: How do I fuck my neighbour

By *reativeDan OP Man
over a year ago

town

So moved into quite a nice area of Brighton and hear loud sex quite regularly then I realised it’s my hot hot ebony Naighbour.

After a few weeks we bumped into eachother In the common area and exchanged numbers and we heavily flirt and are quite rude over WhatsApp but I’ve sill not been invited upstairs

Any one got any decent ideas x

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Just an idea, invite her down.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Once covid is over ask her out for a drink and take it from there. She probably isn't asking you up because of the pandemic or because she already has a partner.

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By *hezingtonMan
over a year ago

Fleet

Test the water and invite her down or suggest something for her to come see you. If she declines then probably not interested.

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By *reativeDan OP Man
over a year ago

town

She’s definitely sending me all the signals and the pandemic isn’t something I think she’s considered as she’s been down to mine with a poor excuse or window washing But there was a female in my flat at the time she did ask if it was my girlfriend and I said no

Any one got any suggestions on how to line it up aka stick it on her as this one has thrown me off a bit I’m usually mr confidence

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

tell her your sinks blocked

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By *ussexboxMan
over a year ago

Ferring

Just ask away, nothing to lose

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

Just be forward... you will either win or lose, but you will know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id ask first ...lol

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By *arbarianzCouple
over a year ago

BARNSTAPLE

There is only ONE thing to do.

1, Cut a hole in the box.

2, Put your junk in the box.

3, Get her to open the box.

That's the way you do it.

(and in case you don't get the reference!) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive

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By *oss.Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Man up ask. Her out mate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her if you can lay some pipe..

After Covid of course

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Send her a dick pic...always works!!!!

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

Just as she's hung out her sheets to dry. Ignite the biggest bonfire you can put together.

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By *unnymadridMan
over a year ago

warfield

Listen to the lady she knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be creative Dan.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I know this is a bit far out but talk to her like a grown woman and not a piece of meat (forget the just wanting to fuck her)

Wine her, dine her, treat her well and make it so that she wants to fuck you.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Missionary the first time, doggy style the second...next question...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^ Ladies, beware if offered food and wine ... all is not what it seems!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Missionary the first time, doggy style the second...next question..."

What's third ?

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I know this is a bit far out but talk to her like a grown woman and not a piece of meat (forget the just wanting to fuck her)

Wine her, dine her, treat her well and make it so that she wants to fuck you."

Ah stop will ya, just send her a dick pic!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I know this is a bit far out but talk to her like a grown woman and not a piece of meat (forget the just wanting to fuck her)

Wine her, dine her, treat her well and make it so that she wants to fuck you.

Ah stop will ya, just send her a dick pic!!"

That's Plan b

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

Cut her telephone cable.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Pay £15 whatever & divert all her mail?

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By *empsey and hotpieceMan
over a year ago

North west

Who is she making the loud sex with?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"She’s definitely sending me all the signals and the pandemic isn’t something I think she’s considered as she’s been down to mine with a poor excuse or window washing But there was a female in my flat at the time she did ask if it was my girlfriend and I said no

Any one got any suggestions on how to line it up aka stick it on her as this one has thrown me off a bit I’m usually mr confidence"

There's still a pandemic whether she cares about it or not.

Maybe she's not interested in you "lining it up" or "sticking it on her" .

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Tell her you're a swinger and see if she expresses an interest in the lifestyle, that could open up a conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your dick through her letterbox and wait, could go one of two ways but at least you'll know

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

"Put your dick through her letterbox and wait, could go one of two ways but at least you'll know "

Brings a whole different meaning to a French letter.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

"Missionary the first time, doggy style the second...next question...

What's third ?"
splitting bamboo ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U gonna face her vet often so u have to play it well...

I would ask her down after few days for a chat, use the excuse your going out your mind at home and feel you need some company,

If working

Use your imagination on how...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put your dick through her letterbox and wait, could go one of two ways but at least you'll know

Brings a whole different meaning to a French letter.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Missionary the first time, doggy style the second...next question...

What's third ?"

Up her bum of course!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Missionary the first time, doggy style the second...next question...

What's third ?

Up her bum of course!

Good advice lol

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By *armandwet50Couple
over a year ago

Leyland

"So moved into quite a nice area of Brighton and hear loud sex quite regularly then I realised it’s my hot hot ebony Naighbour.

After a few weeks we bumped into eachother In the common area and exchanged numbers and we heavily flirt and are quite rude over WhatsApp but I’ve sill not been invited upstairs

Any one got any decent ideas x "

You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out, you do the oky koky and ya turn around, that's what it's all about.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Mmmm ebony fuck that's nice, love you can hear her fucking so good. You have any pics of her. "

Really. You're encouraging someone to send you pictures of an unaware woman. Not cool

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By *amillMan
over a year ago

Warrington

"Mmmm ebony fuck that's nice, love you can hear her fucking so good. You have any pics of her. "

This comment sums up why women hate a lot of single guys on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe leave her alone....

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"So moved into quite a nice area of Brighton and hear loud sex quite regularly then I realised it’s my hot hot ebony Naighbour.

After a few weeks we bumped into eachother In the common area and exchanged numbers and we heavily flirt and are quite rude over WhatsApp but I’ve sill not been invited upstairs

Any one got any decent ideas x "

Leave her alone you fucking stalker

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By *is_a_visMan
over a year ago

Cambridge/ London but often Herts/ East Anglia

"Mmmm ebony fuck that's nice, love you can hear her fucking so good. You have any pics of her. "

Wow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm ebony fuck that's nice, love you can hear her fucking so good. You have any pics of her. "

Seriously??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be up front about it soon.

Also consider: do you intend in living there for king? If so, how might a soured relationship impact things your satisfaction with the accommodation? Is a quick shag worth it? Especially if you can hear her bonking through the ceiling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's probably waiting for you shave off that moustache

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By *reativeDan OP Man
over a year ago

town

Not sure if it’s her in her own making noise as I never hear any footsteps or men or of it is a guy I’ve no idea but she’s on me Strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure if it’s her in her own making noise as I never hear any footsteps or men or of it is a guy I’ve no idea but she’s on me Strong"

Maybe she likes the thought of you hearing her play.

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By *oxychick35Couple
over a year ago

thornaby

"So moved into quite a nice area of Brighton and hear loud sex quite regularly then I realised it’s my hot hot ebony Naighbour.

After a few weeks we bumped into eachother In the common area and exchanged numbers and we heavily flirt and are quite rude over WhatsApp but I’ve sill not been invited upstairs

Any one got any decent ideas x "
you need to put yr cock in her pushy that’s called fucking mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After 7 days I think its safe to assume this post it utter b.s pml

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

I'm here , yhoooooo hoooooo

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By *rucker1111Man
over a year ago

crewe

If she’s up for it crack on I’m sure she’ll let you know if she’s interested

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

If it's next door but one i usually park my car over there driveway, if it's jane across the road i find i find using my cock works well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t mention ur a virgin

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