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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I deliver parcels daily to hundreds of houses, there’s at least 4/5 women a day that answer the door in skimpy pjs or tiny towels.... is this deliberate? Are they just exhabitionist’s or are they looking for more?? To debate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends. Is she smiling, making conversation and purposely letting you see more than is really necessary? Or is she looking disinterested and just wants her parcel? If the former it might be on purpose, it the latter she probably just got out the shower lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends. Is she smiling, making conversation and purposely letting you see more than is really necessary? Or is she looking disinterested and just wants her parcel? If the former it might be on purpose, it the latter she probably just got out the shower lol xx"

One this morning, she answered the door in a tiny towel smiling and said “do you need to take a photo of the parcel?” I was like “yeah sorry” and she said “this will be a nice picture for you” and laughed .....

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford


"Depends. Is she smiling, making conversation and purposely letting you see more than is really necessary? Or is she looking disinterested and just wants her parcel? If the former it might be on purpose, it the latter she probably just got out the shower lol xx

One this morning, she answered the door in a tiny towel smiling and said “do you need to take a photo of the parcel?” I was like “yeah sorry” and she said “this will be a nice picture for you” and laughed ..... "

Should have followed up with a cheeky “would you mind if I take a couple more photos just for me”

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford

From the other side there is a lovely delivery lass working this area, sadly I very rarely get TNT deliveries, it’s usually the grumpy fella from Hermes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I work For well know company White goods in six years closest thing I’ve seen to anything is a leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha. Wouldn’t read too much into it. 9/10 a parcel comes when you least want it to and the last thing you wanna do is have to go to town tomorrow to get it when you can just answer the door in your boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends. Is she smiling, making conversation and purposely letting you see more than is really necessary? Or is she looking disinterested and just wants her parcel? If the former it might be on purpose, it the latter she probably just got out the shower lol xx

One this morning, she answered the door in a tiny towel smiling and said “do you need to take a photo of the parcel?” I was like “yeah sorry” and she said “this will be a nice picture for you” and laughed .....

Should have followed up with a cheeky “would you mind if I take a couple more photos just for me” "

Thats a good way to get yourself sacked I suppose

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By *otSoNewAnymoreMan
over a year ago

North East


"Depends. Is she smiling, making conversation and purposely letting you see more than is really necessary? Or is she looking disinterested and just wants her parcel? If the former it might be on purpose, it the latter she probably just got out the shower lol xx

One this morning, she answered the door in a tiny towel smiling and said “do you need to take a photo of the parcel?” I was like “yeah sorry” and she said “this will be a nice picture for you” and laughed ..... "

then you woke up with your face in your cornflakes

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