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Do men actually measure there cocks?

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By *reedycouplexxx. OP   Couple
over a year ago

london

So do men measure there cocks? At what age? Or do they just guess the size? Please settle an argument ?? and what size would you call large???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No as they hate hitting 6 inch or the average..most men say 9 inch on here so they do not measure!

Thanks.

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

I think measuring is a teen thing, was for me anyway. Large is Over 6” I’d say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I never have, it's small most of the time and then grows to average, I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most men will have at some point, usually as a teen when its growing.

The tricky part is knowing where to measure it from when comparing to others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the ones with sky controllers or lynx deodrant can truely measure...surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure any guy who says he hasn’t is a liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was about fifteen I think. Young, dumb and eager for fun you then think it’s a chat up line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which teenager hasn't? Also tried multiple positions too give myself a blowjob once I realised it wasn't actually blowing on it from a distance

Oh teenage years

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

Stuck mine in a milk bottle once to see how snug it fitted.

It was ok until I got a stiffy, then it got stuck and went blue..

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By *razy-88Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Was asked to measure it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So do men measure there cocks? At what age? Or do they just guess the size? Please settle an argument ?? and what size would you call large???????"

Yes they do, well I've measured a few accurately.

8`` plus is w/e

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha yes when i was teenager

I think most lads did...

Sid.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"So do men measure there cocks? At what age? Or do they just guess the size? Please settle an argument ?? and what size would you call large???????"

Surely your Mr should know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once again, yes when I was a teenager.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Yes.

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By *pollo_nineMan
over a year ago

Davenham

I suspect most men don't know what to measure. I believe it is meant to be from the bone where the shaft meets the torso beneath the stomach.

I think a lot of men go along the side up to the balls, round up and end up with too large a value.

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By *lirtingentMan
over a year ago

Stroud

I don't have sky, so I think I am buggered!

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By *reedycouplexxx. OP   Couple
over a year ago

london

Yes I asked him he says he never measured it until I did and he says he don’t think men do measure them, I thought differently that’s why I asked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I asked him he says he never measured it until I did and he says he don’t think men do measure them, I thought differently that’s why I asked lol"

Argument settled then. You win lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope it works no need to measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think most blokes have at some point, mostly when they was a teen

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By *odfatherandmolCouple
over a year ago

Washington

I knew a woman who told me she had a 13 inch pussy, I asked is that a record she said I don't know but it will take some licking lol

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By *renzMan
over a year ago

Between Chichester and Havant

I have been asked a couple of times how big I am. I have no idea as I wouldn't know where to measure from? The side, the balls, the top? Multiply by two?

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By *akjourneyMan
over a year ago

Weston

My ex measured me one day. No idea what it was but she seemed content lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have about 6" on a good day. I do wish it was about 9"

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By *ibsonVicMan
over a year ago

Minworth

I've been asked how big mine is on a number of occasions. It all seems so pointless! It is what it is.

I have to make the most of it whatever size it is...

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By *edbath 5Man
over a year ago

london

When I was young yes. Occasionally now.

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By *adLikeJimmyCliffMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

i have never bothered! i know roughly .though

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By *adLikeJimmyCliffMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

all the guys sound scared to measure lol

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By *oliteguyMan
over a year ago

Melksham

I don’t remember doing it as a teenager. I was always happy with the proportions of my body. It was only when I got to 40 and a lady asked me how big I was that I measured. Wish I hadn’t. I am average size. Although I was always content, I now have a figure. Will not be responding to any VWE request profiles.

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By *lad21Man
over a year ago

Northumberland

Haven't a clue and I've been asked many times, a lot more on here than other sites. I would think over 6 inches but honestly couldn't care less although many woman say I'm big.

It's not like I could add a bit of fertiliser and grow it if I was small anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's how you use it ..

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By *oss.Man
over a year ago

Dublin

It doesn’t matter how big you were once you know how to use it top of the Morning to ye. Oioi I’m. 8

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

I've always fancied photoshopping a AAA Battery up against the side of my cock instead of the obligatory Sky remote, to see if anyone actually noticed!

It doesn't matter what size you are so long as the person receiving appreciates it.... and you know how to use it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and 6inch fully erect why lie about something you're not .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The UK average is 5.2 and my ex girlfriend measured me. I'm slightly over 7" fully erect

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By *jpcockMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

I do and its 7"but the girth changes

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

i always let the female put a measure on my cock.

most dont know the difference between cm and inches lol

xx

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By *lackoneMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

Well I didn’t until when I had my first meet here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did once but then I lost my metre ruler so couldn’t measure it again

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By *amish SMan
over a year ago

Eastleigh

If they come back for more, then it must be long enough.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Yes they do. I had one guy who came to mine to specifically do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did once and was very disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mrs measured mine and when she told me what it was I asked her to convert it to mm

Decided the mm sounds better lol

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London

Hmm.... mass, length, area , volume, ability, endurance, style, twitch on demand? We need to nail it down a bit .. as it were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So do men measure there cocks? At what age? Or do they just guess the size? Please settle an argument ?? and what size would you call large???????"

No , I mean if you’re really that curious then each to their own but most people Ik are on the same boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think most guys have at some point if for no other reason than curiosity. Whether or not it was done properly is another matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have about 6" on a good day. I do wish it was about 9" "

Lie upside down... that makes 6 a 9 surely? Lol

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By *ecretBadgerMan
over a year ago

Redruth

I dont think ive done that since i was about 15. ( years not inches )

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By *inger_gentMan
over a year ago

West London / Winchester

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By *inger_gentMan
over a year ago

West London / Winchester

A club in Munich used to hold big dick events for the ladies that like a good size. As a single guy you get a discount if you are over 20cm

(and yes the bar lady does measure)

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Most know the size of their hands and the remote control oh and the tin of deodorant

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By *aliantUKMan
over a year ago

Gateshead Newcastle


"Hmm.... mass, length, area , volume, ability, endurance, style, twitch on demand? We need to nail it down a bit .. as it were "

Volume would be a great idea. Stick it in the bath and... Eureka!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, measuring is simple, you take the tape, lie on your back, get fully erect and then measure from half way down your thigh up to your navel. Simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was measured by a lady friend

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By *andy2123Couple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I measured hubby's, 7 in just because I wanted to. X

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By *oitusmaximusMan
over a year ago

London

Every man has measured their dick before and l can put my balls on that!

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

As the average is 5 to 6 I doubt it size is a plus for most people but I find men can be too big sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an ex check mine just under 8"

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By *otSoNewAnymoreMan
over a year ago

North East

let's just say that I don't need a big ruler to measure mine!

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By *T22Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I was bored when off with broken leg, decided to measure dick, tape measure from sewing kit very useful for length and girth!

Good to compare against official average cock size of 5.16” long and 4.36” girth! If want to confuse tell them how much bigger as %

I’ve pics to prove lol

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

But where do you measure from?

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By *tyoursCouple
over a year ago

southampton

I'm sure it's been mentioned before.... They only measure things if the measurement unit is a can, a sky remote or a deodorant spray bottle on here

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Are you all teenage boys lol!

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By *atonMan
over a year ago

barnet

Yes with a theodolite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure it's been mentioned before.... They only measure things if the measurement unit is a can, a sky remote or a deodorant spray bottle on here "

Yeah charmers alright !

But ye’d have to laugh if it was a can of lynx Africa then swiftly block !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably as a youngster many moons ago,

when asked now I just say big enough to fill a pram ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope never measured. You get it (literally ) thrown in your face on here that a big dong is king. I don't need further disappointment thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never measured tbh. I'm classed a big (bwc) so I've never had the urge or desire I checking my size, as i know it's up to the task

Gent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So do men measure there cocks? At what age? Or do they just guess the size? Please settle an argument ?? and what size would you call large???????"

I think we do for comparison I’d say 7 and above is deemed large in terms of length anything meaty looking despite length is large too

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By *ance1502Man
over a year ago

London

I've not measured since I was in school but a good few people ask me the size. I tell them it's big and they want exact measurements loooool. Can't lie I find it hard to take people seriously when they ask. I'm not about to dig out my tape measure for you

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By *utguyMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Yes have measured 5 1/2 inch I would say average

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By *uv2lick2018Man
over a year ago

Windsor

Yes when we are bored watching tv we pull out the tape measure and size it up lol

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By *allumUKMan
over a year ago

KingsLynn

I think its a young thing. I started measuring mine when 11 and stopped at 17 ish. Not everyday, but once in a while, check see how the lil feller was progressing.

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By *erlins5Man
over a year ago

South Fife

Mines 12 inches but I don't use it as a rule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men appear to care more about penis size than women.

If it’s hard and you know how to use it then who cares?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to weigh mine! The wife gets cross with me for using the kitchen scales whilst she's halfway through baking though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex measured mine years ago, just under 8", ive never considered myself big but a lot of women says it is, I would have thought 9" is well endowed

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

I never have. However, when dating an Italian about 20 years back, on the third date she pulled a tape measure out. She’d promised to tell her friends as she’d mentioned I was rather big.

I miss her!

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south


"I never have. However, when dating an Italian about 20 years back, on the third date she pulled a tape measure out. She’d promised to tell her friends as she’d mentioned I was rather big.

I miss her! "
guys just have to say no complaints I must be doing something right , but I have a fire stick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its the can and hairspray pics which get me! be happy with what you have, size is not everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends on which way you measure. Mine is 6.25744” (I used a digital calliper to measure) so not that long. But girthwise I do have some women wince on penetration, they say it’s too large width wise for easy insertion. 2.45424” width, 1.88693” depth.

Once inside though and moving back and forth they really love it.

I guess it depends whether you prefer length or girth I suppose.

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By *ilfdawnCouple
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

My thoughts is that many men on here can't even see their own cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screw that i measured the little fella myself last week

Much to my disappointment

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

think we measure it by using the remote for the tele

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a can of soda pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s girth, is it bad I ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im average n proud haha

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By *eetloveMan
over a year ago

Duoglas

Of course we measure them lol I think for my is a medium size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv measured mine just so I knew exactly how big iam. Safe to say im 7 so all round not bad. Wish I was bigger but also glad im not smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My thoughts is that many men on here can't even see their own cock. "

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